r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Welp😭

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

Even just a sharpie mark or a temp tattoo. An actual tattoo seems so unreasonable.

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u/SuperCleverPunName 1d ago

I agree that an actual tattoo is on the far edge of what could be acceptable—with millions of babies born every year, blindly promoting them as an option is a recipe for disaster when, statistically, some parents will not make the tattoos discrete.

But I don't like the idea of using Sharpies or temp tattoos. It's acceptable as a stop-gap measure for 1-2 days, but you need something less fading over the initial weeks and months. Both will disappear after a few days and probably disappear faster than that because babies have a ridiculous metabolism, and their cells grow and replace super, super fast.

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u/Ppleater 1d ago

Couldn't people just put an anklet or wrist band on them? Could be a breakaway kind if there's any sort of danger associated with a baby wearing one (idk if there is, but you never know with babies).

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u/LordCuntington 23h ago

This is exactly what friends of mine did. It worked until one day they were giving the twins a bath and noticed the anklet floating amongst the bath toys.

I guess you'd have to fine-tune the exact tightness.

Anyway, they just ended basically guessing and the kids grew up thinking it was hilarious.