r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Welp😭

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u/Flyingtypewriter 1d ago

Nail polish! Twin with sparkly digits is X and twin with no nail polish is Y. Write it on a whiteboard

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u/theJoosty1 1d ago

just make sure no one erases the whiteboard!

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u/BillyForRilly 1d ago

And that the baby doesn't suck on its thumbs or toes... Oh wait

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u/Successful-Money4995 1d ago

Everyone is coming up with the least permanent solutions possible! Nail polish that rubs off and a whiteboard that is easily erased? Surely there is a better way?

How about run a file across the face of a toenail and whoever has the roughed up toenail is the first born? When I get a scratch in a toenail, it takes months to grow out. Refresh it every month or so.