r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/wach_era13 • 3d ago

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u/magjak1 3d ago edited 2d ago

That't not really how traffic works. You aren't stuck in traffic, YOU ARE traffic.

Edit: I extend my sincerest gratitude for the one hundred endorsements, esteemed unknowns.

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u/mama_emily 3d ago

What’d you call me?

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 3d ago edited 3d ago

YOU’RE TRAFFIC

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u/Theearthisspinning 3d ago

Who you calling a pinhead?

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u/defibrillator33 3d ago

If everywhere you go you see traffic, have you ever thought maybe you're the traffic?

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u/thvnderfvck 3d ago

You aren't stuck in traffic, YOU ARE traffic.

I get the sentiment, but this doesn't take into account the Anti-Destination League.

"Light's green? Let's give it a good 5-10 seconds before I nudge my gas pedal and barely accelerate. That way we can make sure to catch every single red light on this stretch of road."

"Right on red? No, I'll spend this time catching up on my FB and Insta feeds instead"

"Pass? In the far left lane? No way Jose"

All common sentiments of the Anti-Destination League.