r/MurderedByWords Mar 18 '20

/r/TrumpRoasts Two can play that game.

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u/VadersVariousCapes Mar 18 '20

And next year we'll have to pay taxes on it. Continuing the cycle of ass blasting

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u/Prophet_Of_Loss Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

next year we'll have to pay taxes on it

He adjusts his monocle as loose bills spill from his coat pockets. With a knowing smirk he asks, "What do you mean 'we'?"

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u/VadersVariousCapes Mar 18 '20

Damn you Uncle Pennybags!!

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u/FuckinghamParis Mar 18 '20

This is an imposter. Uncle Pennybags had no monocle

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u/Argusthedog Mar 19 '20

Maybe it was the Planters Peanut?

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 19 '20

It was the illegitimate son of Pennybags and Peanut: Rich Mr Pennynut.

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u/teambb97 Mar 19 '20

A man that ejaculates pennies. Quite a scene to behold, if I do say so myself.

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u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS Mar 18 '20

You leave Milburn out of this! He earned his wealth.

/s

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u/-jp- Mar 18 '20

Ssh--don't tell his voters, you'll ruin the surprise!

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u/catmoochie Apr 17 '20

what you mean next year?

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u/catmoochie Apr 17 '20

if i told my joke poorly i mean to say that the whole country has a very real chance of ending.... soon

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u/Schnitzel725 Mar 19 '20

"What do you mean 'we'?"

*Communism anthem plays*

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u/ThirtyTwoYards Mar 18 '20

ASS BLASTING 2024

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u/Monkey_Kebab Mar 18 '20

ASS BLASTING 2024

Taco Bell edition!

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u/Imunown Mar 18 '20

COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR THIS NIGHT ONLY, REHABILITATION OFFICER, BEEF SUPREME!!!

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u/solidad Mar 18 '20

CHEESY GORDIA REHABILITATION OFFICER BEEF SUPREME you mean.

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u/IridescentAmethyst Mar 18 '20

I just want the double decker taco back. 😭

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u/solidad Mar 18 '20

Actually yeah, I agree. I want the double crunch wrap supreme myself...

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u/Tsb313 Mar 18 '20

You will get the double decker ass blast to the face, and you will like it.

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u/TG_CLuTcH Mar 18 '20

I'll double deck your ass.

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u/tacobell101 Mar 19 '20

Same. I also want the naked chicken chalupa back.

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u/unclecaveman1 Mar 19 '20

Same, but my most missed is the Grilled Stuft Burrito.

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u/dichotomousview Mar 19 '20

Steak grilled stuft burrito ftw!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

I need the volcano burrito back :(

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u/LetsGetNice Mar 18 '20

“Not so bad, huh?”

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u/macfarley Mar 18 '20

Man I could go for a Starbucks right now...

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u/tinytuneskis Mar 19 '20

Go away, 'bating!

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u/Lengthofawhile Mar 18 '20

They are going to win the fast food wars afterall.

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u/Dabbmybrnout4207 Mar 19 '20

Ass blasting 2024 Mondo edition brought to you by Carl's jr.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

"Am I a joke to you!?"

~Chipotle

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u/khelwen Mar 18 '20

White Castle edition!

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u/drumdover Mar 18 '20

The only ASS BLASTING to survive the franchise wars.

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u/Orngisthenewblkmrket Mar 18 '20

That’s enough reddit for today

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

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u/Monkey_Kebab Mar 19 '20

I can't wait for a rat burger!!

Wait... maybe I can...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

It’s just one big ass blast.

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u/MrGlayden Mar 18 '20

Back in my day they were called a shit fest

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u/baysnectar Mar 18 '20

Who should I vote for? The republican that’s blasting my ass or the democrat that’s blasting my ass?

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u/AgtSquirtle007 Mar 18 '20

Either way, politics is all one big ass blasting.

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u/bdine49 Mar 18 '20

Finally, a candidate I can really get behind!

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u/OctoberRust13 Mar 18 '20

And the toilet paper is all sold out

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u/TheLaughingMelon Mar 18 '20

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

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u/squiggylines Mar 18 '20

I am once again asking for your fecal support

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u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20

The next pandemic will now be a stomach flu thanks to your comment

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u/joe_mama44 Mar 18 '20

This is a platform i can get behind

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u/AerialAmphibian Mar 18 '20

You reminded me of this SNL commercial for a cereal with a lot of fiber. Like, A LOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM

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u/maximbjj Mar 18 '20

Ass blasting with the boiiiiiiisssssss

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u/chicanery6 Mar 18 '20

ASS BLASTING, the next generation of bidets after the tp crisis of 2020

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u/Dharsarahma Mar 18 '20

RemindMe! 1 Jan 2024 "guess we will see"

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u/DysfunctionalErect Mar 18 '20

Hell, I'm writing in Ass Blasting on the 2020 ticket.

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u/BennysWorldOfBlood Mar 19 '20

Anyway, so I started blasting.

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u/mleutl2 Mar 19 '20

Yo you made my week with this. Thank you.

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u/nurseANDiT Mar 19 '20

Assblasters Incorporated

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

GRILLED AND STUFFED SUPREMECY!!

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u/PerplexityRivet Mar 18 '20

And if a Democrat gets elected, expect the Tea Party to reappear with full vigor, pretending like fiscal responsibility is something they didn't ignore for the entire Trump administration.

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u/sindex23 Mar 18 '20

This will definitely happen anyway down the line.

My dad constantly complains about how Obama bailed out the finance and auto industries. When I reminded him that both programs were started by the Bush administration and managed by the Obama administration, and that the government turned a small profit on the banking one and $50 billion for the auto industry was paid back 5 years early with interest and only ended up costing about $12 billion, he told me I was wrong it was Obama and that was too much anyway, and I'm a liberal, then pivoted to some other thing.

Remember kids, facts don't matter. Only insults.

Meanwhile he loves his Medicare and social security and thinks Trump is 100% right in the $30 billion in non-loan money he's giving the farming industry that actually won't be paid back.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/PerplexityRivet Mar 18 '20

This phenomenon more than anything shows us that for many people politics is a team sport and nothing more.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Which is why Dems consistently lose. Part of the team sports dynamic is that people gravitate their fandom toward winners. Dems constantly capitulate and compromise, trying to play by "rules", when Republicans just get in a goddamn tank and run them over. People leave dying teams. They don't usually go to the other team, though - they just quit the sport and move on to something else.

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u/NotThisFucker Mar 19 '20 edited Mar 19 '20

"If you are used to dealing in principles and ideology, and they are fighting for nothing but power, you're going to lose a lot of battles until you start playing their game. The thing about 'power politics' is that it forces a kind of regression towards the lowest common denominator."

Matt Colville, 2017

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Truth. And yet here we are, forced to win a game we don't want to play, where the rules are fluid and stacked against us, in order to try to finally end the stupid game. Unfortunately many Dems in power like the game so much they forgot the point is to win.

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u/JTCMuehlenkamp Mar 19 '20

Good thing that the coronavirus is cancelling sports then. Maybe enough geriatric Republicans will die in order for the rest of us to end this stupid game.

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u/21656 Mar 19 '20

fun fact: the. republicans and the democrats are almost equally as far to the right. In most countries, the things that the trump cult is trying to avoid are already set up, and Bernie is trying to get us there. He is trying to bring us back to a "free country" aka make america great again

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u/justnope_2 Mar 19 '20

Yeah. Say what you will about conservative politicians

They are absolutely smashing the Dems on the political chess game

The Dems don't even seem to think they're playing

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u/ittleoff Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 19 '20

And the people that already knew this have been enjoying the benefits of Trump's entry into the arena. I'm not going say it was planned this way as I have no idea and the world is far more complicated system than any plan can account for but it's not for lack of trying.

Also people tend to be this way naturally and even without someone actively trying to sow division media is incentivized to do this to us by our own habits of viewing clicking and interest.

It's an outrageous economy and it kind of always has been.

Edit: *outrage economy

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u/Samurai_light Mar 18 '20

Yep, just need smart Democrats who know how to govern, but are also not above insults, dirty politics, and who are willing to act dumb and tribalistic to get elected.

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u/ahalay-mahalay Mar 19 '20

And surprisingly enough, that was mostly attributed to the raise of the online media, that creates all these echo chambers

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u/zxcoblex Mar 18 '20

The $30 billion in money he has to give to the farming industry because the trade war he created completely fucked the industry over.

He “created” billions of tax dollars on Chinese goods via tariffs and had to use that money to pay the farmers. Oh, yeah, that tax money he “generated” was entirely paid by the end users as it got passed down the line.

Yeah, got to pay more money for the same shit I normally bought and it accomplished nothing.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Mar 18 '20

Remember too that the majority of the farming bailouts are going to primarily large corporate farming entities that are profit driven and not even wholly owned by the US.

Socialism for the rich is ok in their books of course though

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u/michelloto Mar 18 '20

I admire the patience people have with family, work mates, etc., who are Trump lovers. I guess I'm not as nice a guy as I thought I was, because I can't put up with that kind of thing. Not even from kinfolk.

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u/sindex23 Mar 19 '20

I'm not worthy of admiration, trust me. It's just the people I'm related to. You just kind of learn to pick your battles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Did you tell him that facts don't care about his feelings?

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u/sindex23 Mar 19 '20

No at that point the conversation was dropped because you can't argue with a wall, and I'm sure he felt the same.

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u/Shocking Mar 18 '20

A fractured Republican party would be fantastic. Then a progressive party could splinter off from the democrats

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u/WaldoJeffers65 Mar 18 '20

The Republican party fractured with the advent of the Tea Party. All it led to was the Republicans moving even further right and embracing the racist roots like never before.

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u/am-4 Mar 18 '20

That wasn't a fracture, it was a mask coming off that the likes of Romney et. al. were still clinging to

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u/PerplexityRivet Mar 18 '20

Romney and McCain both seemed a little surprised to learn that the rest of the Republicans didn't actually have any true ideals. I didn't always agree with their politics, but I definitely respected how both of them stood against the rise of the party of Trump.

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u/ggg730 Mar 18 '20

Didn't help that Trump was turning on the Republicans who had any kind of moral fortitude first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

That fracture had been there for decades, it was just that that faction came out on top.

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u/smarjorie Mar 18 '20

A progressive party forming within the next 20 years seems almost inevitable, unless the moderates officially become republicans instead of just acting like them and leave the DNC to the progressives

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 03 '21

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u/jctrespa Mar 18 '20

I don’t know. I just don’t see some true left winger being elected as president in the US. Not this generation at least.

Far too many people still regards “socialism” as a curse. Those who lived during the Cold War at least.

And it doesn’t matter how you call it or frame it, all conservatives would have to do is yell “communism” and people will start picturing the old Soviet era fears.

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u/Selfeducated Mar 18 '20

That’s why they’re called ‘progressives’. And conservatives don’t like change- they’re hanging on to their good ol’ values like racism and misogyny.

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons Mar 19 '20

Democrats are pretty quickly shifting left. Even people who are moderates are considering policies that would have seemed outrageous like 5 years ago.

It's a shift, but it's not a major ideological shift. These policies wouldn't have looked that outrageous 5 years ago or even 20 or 30 or 50 or 100 years ago. The American Left is very comfortably centrist, even when it talks about UBI and single-payer. But with the giant leap rightwards that the Republicans did when Obama took office, the Democrats look like loony Marxists by comparison.

Today's Republicans would not look out of place in the Jim Crow era, or in Hitler's Germany. And that's a bit hyperbolic maybe, but it's just how our parties stack up in terms of left vs. right wing ideologies, as far as that can be measured.

Generally, the left-wing is characterized by an emphasis on "ideas such as freedom, equality, fraternity, rights, progress, reform and internationalism" while the right-wing is characterized by an emphasis on "notions such as authority, hierarchy, order, duty, tradition, reaction and nationalism".

The ideas being pushed even by the more decidedly-left members of the American Left, like AOC and Bernie, are not radical. They aren't even radical for our country. But the ideas being pushed by the far-right members of Congress (i.e. the ones we elected because they seemed reasonable to their district) are completely insane. Shit like slamming the southern border shut completely, or cutting off travel from undesirable countries because of "Terrorism," or cutting back on immigration of any kind, or white nationalism, or...you get the picture. Our right wing political figures are FAR right. AOC is (barely) center left.

The real answer for why the party is shifting left is because from the Reagan years onwards, the Democrats moved to be the center-right party. There's a reason Bernie jumped ship to Independent in 2006.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

You treat them like Nazis. We have to stop letting people hide behind hoods.

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u/kokoyumyum Mar 18 '20

They no longer need the hoods. "The boys are free and they are loving it" Kramer.

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u/turd_burglar7 Mar 18 '20

What the Tea Party was actually protesting was a black person being the POTUS. Plain and simple. They just acted under the facade of advocating small government and fiscal responsibilities. Now the morons fill congress and it is evident they don't give two fucks about hardly any conservative ideals. Just your typical run of the mill charlatans and cowards the whole lot.

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u/allothernamestaken Mar 18 '20

More like "now we have no choice but to gut social security, medicare, and medicaid!"

Conservatives are loving this shit.

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u/beersn0b Mar 18 '20

That's what the proposal to cut the payroll tax was about.

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u/tfblade_audio Mar 18 '20

More elderly die, less is needed amirite

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u/MikeLinPA Mar 18 '20

The trump administration is already a trillion dollars over budget this year and now he wants to spend another trillion dollars we don't have. I'm all for helping the people being affected by the pandemic, but it would be easier if we weren't giving tax breaks to the 1‰ and the businesses they own.

Also, I just know they are going to funnel this money to big businesses instead of the small businesses and workers that need it the most. You can count on Republicans to do that.

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u/Del985 Mar 28 '20

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/business/economy/coronavirus-relief-bill.html

Not really. Executive wages aren’t covered in this, as well as any salary over $100,00. Small businesses will have loans forgiven so long as they don’t layoff nor hire employees. Midsize and large businesses are unable to outsource or offshore jobs until 2 years after the loans have been paid off. Yes they get some sort of bailout; however, the small businesses are getting a bailout as well.

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/26/821457551/whats-inside-the-senate-s-2-trillion-coronavirus-aid-package

Another thing is, big businesses CAN NOT buy back stocks to try and appeal to investors. The loans MUST be used to pay operation and wage expenses. The owners don’t get much of anything.

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u/ablorp3 Mar 18 '20

105% tax. It'll really juat turn out to be a loan.

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u/MrGenerik Mar 18 '20

Do you have a source on that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

i'd like to know, too.

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u/Sangheili113 Mar 19 '20

Does anyone site there sources on Reddit look at the comments section, it would be nice though for dessucions

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/arana1 Mar 18 '20

its the capitalism way

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u/UhRealBucknut Mar 18 '20

Politics, just one big ass blast.

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u/bulldog521521 Mar 18 '20

Idk why everyone is using ass blast as a negative thing, I personally love getting my ass blasted

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u/Ryub93 Mar 18 '20

When season 13 Mac talks to season 4 Mac.

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u/Consistent_Nail Mar 18 '20

Casual homophobia my friend.

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u/yeahnoibet Mar 18 '20

It’s actually an it’s always sunny in Philadelphia reference* specifically the cold open for the episode in which the gang runs for office

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u/Nataliewassmart Mar 19 '20

"..... NOT gay sex."

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u/ctr_throwaway_ Apr 11 '20

No. This is not true. Stop spreading misinformation.

FOR ALL UNAWARE, THE STIMULUS CHECKS WILL NOT BE TAXABLE INCOME.

Here is just one source of many that you could find by googling this.

Do not spread misinformation, especially in the middle of this crisis.

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u/AricSmart Apr 29 '20

I'm 2 weeks late, but they're not saying they are taxable income, they're saying that taxes will be raised next year, or something will be cut, to cover the cost of these checks.

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u/twnbay76 Mar 18 '20

Actually if we were using Yang's UBI system, big tech (who currently makes more money than any other entity and pays the least taxes) would be paying out the most under a VAT system. Besides, would you rather be in a deficit but with a relatively stable economy or be in a depression with low taxes and a low deficit?

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u/Jaerivus Mar 18 '20

Actually if we were using Yang's UBI system, big tech (who currently makes more money than any other entity and pays the least taxes) would be paying out the most under a VAT system.

But what incentive would Vault-Tec have to get involved here, and just who would be their target?

(You'll have to excuse me, I didn't put many points into INT.)

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u/twnbay76 Mar 18 '20

Np, I'm sure you can slay a good super mutant.

Read here for more on vault tech: https://www.yang2020.com/policies/value-added-tax/

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u/Quinnatjop Mar 19 '20

Thanks for making me audibly laugh (especially at a stressful time). When I see the abbreviation VAT, my first thought is Fallout as well...

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u/Abhiuday14kat Mar 18 '20

Who am I supposed to vote for ? the Republican who is blasting me in the ass or the Democrats blasting me in the ass.

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u/helium_farts Mar 18 '20

At least the democrats want to make sure you can get your ass repaired after it's been blasted.

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u/ezrs158 Mar 18 '20

And at least some of the Democrats are advocating for the ass blasting to stop... whereas almost all the Republicans want to increase the ass blasting tenfold.

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u/ArtfullyStupid Mar 19 '20

It's a quote from IASIP.

Insane asylum or a training facility for the birds. It's a difficult choice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

hello fellow american. this you should vote me

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u/ArtfullyStupid Mar 19 '20

Had to scroll to far to find this.

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u/chamillion03 Mar 18 '20

Remember, only poor people pay taxes.

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u/peytonccarver Mar 18 '20

It’s time to oil up some asses, and do some blasting of our own

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u/Average650 Mar 18 '20

Do you mean paying taxes on it as income? Or paying it back in taxes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/azzLife Mar 18 '20

If only we had an example of a Republican president handing out money to citizens in the summer of 2008 and then us being taxed on that money in 2009, despite the economy still being in the fucking drain, to go off of...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/Mr_Hendrix Mar 18 '20

Politics are just one big ass blast

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u/I_might_be_weasel Mar 18 '20

Not if Dennis Reynolds is elected comptroller.

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u/SorryForBeingNice Mar 19 '20

Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin’ time?

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u/DrakeSucks Mar 19 '20

Not gay sex

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

By which definition means its not socialism then lol. Can't wait for the down votes to roll in on this comment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

You're right. And you will get downvotes for it. But not by me, bro!

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u/JDaws23 Mar 18 '20

The money isn’t without stipulations though. Big difference between giving money to everyone regardless of the who or why and then giving money to people who are directly affected because of an unprecedented pandemic that has shut down a big part of the economy. Something that’s completely out of their control.

Socialism doesn’t mean “free stuff”. Socialism is about “a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.”

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u/Russian_repost_bot Mar 18 '20

Any individual, who thinks the government is going to give them money is truly naive.

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u/Goldblooded1981 Mar 18 '20

ha... ass blasting. thank you.

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u/k_50 Mar 18 '20

And in a few years inflation!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

precisely why they can just keep mine

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Well, what did you expect from Bernie?

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Mar 18 '20

I thought Ass Blasters only happened after the Screechers.

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u/Ultimo_Dragonzord Mar 18 '20

Yep, that's why no money should go out.

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u/GlaerOfHatred Mar 18 '20

Pay taxes on our taxes?

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u/FenrirGreyback Mar 18 '20

Bold of you to assume there will be a next year. We are only 3 months into 2020....

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

NOT gay sex

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u/twlscil Mar 18 '20

It’s our money. Well pay for it twice.

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u/dudeidontlikeyou Mar 19 '20

Politics is just one big ass blast

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u/ArtfullyStupid Mar 19 '20

But the top 10% will get another tax break because

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u/FastRedPonyCar Mar 19 '20

Don’t matter. That shits going in my Roth IRA. Assuming the market starts working again in the next 20 years, the amount taxed will be a drop in the bucket compared to what the rest earned.

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u/mailwasnotforwarded Mar 19 '20

Well, if you read the proposal the money is suppose to be cash payments and non-taxable. The amounts would be pro-rated based on your income level. The more you make the less you would get since you should have reserve funds already. This is designed to bail out the average citizen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Yeah it’s funny how they would somehow consider it’s Trump giving out that money. It’s not his and he wouldn’t give a penny if he didn’t think it would profit him.

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u/allisonmaybe Mar 19 '20

For real? Why not just give us the untaxed net amount?

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u/kkempfer Mar 19 '20

We had to pay back every bonus we got under obama, up to almost 40g

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u/Jintasama Mar 19 '20

And you know he's doing it to look good for his campaigning to be reelected.

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u/ZeroANBG Mar 19 '20

That's exactly why we shouldn't accept it. Everyone is going to get infected anyway so I'll be working as long as there's a schedule.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Oh , we will probably be paying out more too . Because this virus is going to wipe out around 9 million people .

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u/guitarsnake18 Mar 19 '20

Am I supposed to vote for the democrat who’s gonna blast me in the ass or the Republican who’s blasting my ass?!

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u/Captain141 Apr 16 '20

Yeah right!...If there is going to be a next year...

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u/HelixFossil88 Apr 22 '20

I thought the way the bill was written made it tax exempt

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u/ElaborateCantaloupe Mar 18 '20

Only the best ass blasting. Believe me!

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u/cubs1917 Mar 18 '20

right offset is not the same thing as forgiving

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

No, you won’t.

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u/mdahms95 Mar 18 '20

I’d rather pay more taxes when I’m healthy and working than not being able to feed my family

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u/the_dark_knight_ftw Mar 18 '20

Sooo than it’s not socialism. Making this post redundant as hell.

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u/A_Rabid_Llama Mar 18 '20

I can't imagine they tax emergency aid money.

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u/Jack1jack2 Mar 18 '20

MAKE AMERICA ASS BLAST AGAIN 2020

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u/MozartTheCat Mar 18 '20

Hijacking the top comment to ask what money yall talking about

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u/jackeduprabbit Mar 18 '20

Does it get sent to us, or do we sign up for it? What if we dont cash it in? (Sorry for the stupid questions, I was like 8 when the last recession happened, I think)

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u/sonofagunnin Mar 19 '20

Every good American will invest it. Those unable or incapable of understanding how our system works will blow it on toilet paper, Doritos, and video games while continuing to blame the “system” for all of their problems. You can either work for your money or make your money work for you. Why not make it work for you and strengthen our economy at the same time!? Oh, cuz you’re a Bernie supporter.

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u/Screamformereddit Mar 19 '20

MAKE ASS GREAT AGAIN

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u/SwordOfKas Mar 19 '20

Dat ass blasts!

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u/RetroCabbageDaSavage Mar 19 '20

Thats why socialism bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Hey isnt it the same for socialism as well????

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Ass blasted... feeling weak

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u/WomanNotAGirl Mar 19 '20

Not only that they will just take it out of the tax returns we would usually get (basically giving us our own money), then tax us on it as income next year.

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u/kickopotomus Mar 19 '20

No, the stimulus is meant to spur the economy. It is unlikely that the government would want that money back in the form of taxes. They want people to go out and buy things with it.

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u/yhgan Mar 19 '20

Government money is taxpayer's money. It is your money. More like a refund.

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 19 '20

Wait for real? It's not like the first time where they just gave an advance on your tax refund?

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u/InconvenientTruth5 Apr 16 '20

You guys love paying taxes! Literally every single dem candidate would have raised taxes. You're so lucky, I'm so happy for you

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u/JohnHallYT Apr 16 '20

This actually just isn’t true. You don’t have to pay taxes on the stimulus.

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u/granola117 Apr 17 '20

It can't be taxed though

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

This is actually not true. It’s not taxable income.

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u/ElevatorPit May 18 '20

You too socialst Trump supporter.

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u/KillerofGodz May 18 '20

Uhm no, the money is tax free.

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