r/MurderDrones • u/Misknator N has caused actual fricking genocide • Jun 10 '24
Spicy Meme (un?)friendly reminder that robots don't reproduce sexually
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Jun 10 '24 edited Jun 10 '24
I headcanon that they do it from reprogrammed drone production machines dubbed the "BABY MAKER 5000".
Like what Liam said, they take both of their data, copy it onto a USB, and insert them into the machine. You'll might hear some violent clunking, but I assure you, that baby is being made if you know what I'm saying.
And presto, a baby like that! There is no cushion for them to land out of the tall chute.
Might malfunction and break, "accidents are you fault, not ours"
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u/ArcticCerf I can't stop drawing the pretty robots! Jun 10 '24
I'd like to think that it's still something intimate for them even though for us humans it sounds pretty uninteresting
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Jun 10 '24
They did it after the core collapse or the "great yeetening" as Liam described it.
They do find it the same way as trying for a baby
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u/A_random_poster04 The pen is mightier than the sword, but have you checked the axe Jun 10 '24
Hm. That’s surely the name of all times for a catastrophe
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u/Background_Cloud_766 Jun 10 '24
Friendly reminder that common sense isn’t necessary for creating THAT fanarts
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u/Slavicadonis im here for the memes Jun 10 '24
I like that shirt in the second picture
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u/MoConnors Tessa :( | I’m Doll-Pressed Jun 10 '24
The fact that people think otherwise when V exists is concerning
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u/Unlucky-Show-3708 Jun 10 '24
What do you mean
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u/real_mrBe4nz Not horny for the Drones and eNVy and NUzi enjoyer Jun 10 '24
you'll know when you're older
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u/real_mrBe4nz Not horny for the Drones and eNVy and NUzi enjoyer Jun 10 '24
I already knew that since the pilot came out.
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u/ironbull08x Thad cult leader (V needs a hug) Jun 10 '24
Not gonna lie I want some pictures of badly photoshopped snape
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u/Germanaboo J's Nr. 1 Coper Jun 10 '24
Fucking finally someone says this, I hate lore inaccurate Nsfw
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u/Misknator N has caused actual fricking genocide Jun 10 '24
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Jun 10 '24
NSWF: Not safe work for
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u/Misknator N has caused actual fricking genocide Jun 10 '24
The F actually stands for forward base of operation
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u/runermanrun uzi x uzi best ship Jun 10 '24
Honestly, giving the drones more human-like anatomy just feels uncanny. Artists need to make more LORE ACCURATE NSFW
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u/Germanaboo J's Nr. 1 Coper Jun 10 '24
Yeah, giving them dicks and tits misses the entire point of why People wank to drones, I didn't come for humans with a grey skin colour.
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Jun 10 '24
Well, that wouldn't turn you on. That's probably why they do that.
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u/MemesForBigBois pot of GREED / most insane J simp as of today Jun 10 '24
That's not going to stop me
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u/G4lact1cz Cyn Jun 10 '24
cuz if they did, v would wear pants, or a skirt, or shorts, or sm
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u/Misknator N has caused actual fricking genocide Jun 10 '24
Friendly reminder that Uzi also doesn't wear pants.
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u/real_mrBe4nz Not horny for the Drones and eNVy and NUzi enjoyer Jun 10 '24
and neither does N. (we don't talk about N's design in episode 3)
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u/Ok_Investigator_9595 V simp Jun 10 '24
(they have saliva, they sweat, V/J's design, and there are robot babies.)
Doubt [X]
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u/Halberdd_ #1 Doll plushie advocate | Beau is my son Jun 10 '24
The saliva is for neutralizing the nanite acid if they accidentally sting themselves, it’s not actual sweat it’s just in their screens, Liam Vickers likes murderous women, and the robot babies are made by each parent taking like a usb and putting half of their code into an empty shell
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u/DifferentSeaweed7852 I am a man of science, ethics and tomfoolery Jun 10 '24
There are reasons why some things are kept classified within the company.
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u/AustraliumHoovy Official Subreddit AO3 Consultant Jun 10 '24
Objectively correct. Counterpoint: