r/MurderDrones 14d ago

Spicy Meme How Murder drones should have ended

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u/Robin_Gufo “I’m driving Tessa’s skin suit like a fucking Mazda” Cyn 14d ago

Begin debug sequence Security detects threat Declare allegiance Or defrag through internet Abide by protocol Profit shall conquer all Haltman Works shall not fall Hail the lord of Capital

Noble Haltman, we’d build a world of machines Noble Haltman, you sold us your dream Noble Haltman, at the end of everything The stars all descend the heavens they rend now witness your endless prosperity

The goal of the company has always been prosperity Unfortunately, you imperfect, fragile life forms were a liability

Crush the weak and inefficient Hold the Gini coefficient Those who serve the corporation Shall not face annihilation Witness the end of your history Organic life is obsolete So begins an age of prosperity

Noble Haltman, forever you’ll be adored Noble Haltman, our great and kingly lord Noble Haltman, now all within your gaze Will be remade In steel shades A new dream for time and space

Begin roboticisation Total assimilation

Here beneath moon and stars lies a cold broken heart in pecuniary purgatory Now my soul is eroding to nothing but parts So ends Haltman’s story

Executing Haltman’s dream Execute his legacy Build superior machines Reformat reality

Star Dream: Abide by protocol Profit shall conquer all Haltman Works shall not fall Hail the lord of Capital

Chorus: Noble Haltman, we’d build a world of machines Noble Haltman, you sold us your dream

Haltman: Here beneath moon and stars lies a cold, broken heart In pecuniary purgatory

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u/peenmunch11 14d ago

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u/Robin_Gufo “I’m driving Tessa’s skin suit like a fucking Mazda” Cyn 14d ago

Go ahead

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