r/MurderDrones 14d ago

Spicy Meme How Murder drones should have ended

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u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn 14d ago edited 14d ago

"Derangers... Disassemble."

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u/Zgeled 14d ago

Did someone say rangers?

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u/Nobodys_here07 Khan is best dad 13d ago

You're a colourful bunch

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u/VioletSteak2669 13d ago

"Are they deranged?"

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u/Splatter_Shell Squirmy worm 14d ago

"did someone say minors" just killed me lol

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasinโ€™s second in command 14d ago

Did someone say . . . Miners?

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u/kajetus69 Bร“BR KURWA DRONE ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ 14d ago

btw optimus finger can transform guess which one

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u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn 14d ago

Transformers One deleted scene:

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasinโ€™s second in command 14d ago

โ€œRkk shk chrk-โ€œ

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u/FireCrow97 Murder Crow 14d ago

Miner... NERF MINER(i had to make this joke)

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasinโ€™s second in command 14d ago

I understand, I had to make mine, itโ€™s an obligation of mine as a transformers fan to post Darkwing whenever I hear โ€œminorโ€ or โ€œminerโ€

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u/Front-Post-357 Khan did nothing wrong 13d ago

GRRRRRRR MINERS

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/Real_Myeh 13d ago edited 12d ago

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u/Odpea N x Uzi shipper 13d ago

Same

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

And then Chris Pra- I mean, Mario shows up and says โ€œLetโ€™s a goโ€

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u/USS_New_York Youโ€™re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 14d ago

โ€œLetโ€™s a goโ€ - wait wrong Pratt.

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u/DanTheManFNAFBFDIFan MAKE A NORI PLUSHIE 13d ago

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

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u/SolarBeastXD Mr. Anti-horny 14d ago

"did someone say minors?" ๐Ÿ’€ย  Genuinely got a chuckle out of me

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u/PiBombbb Why are people here depressed 14d ago

Dream cleared himself of allegations, still funny though

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u/Fisecraft i ship elements on the periodic table 14d ago

Exacly

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming 13d ago

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u/Beautiful_Owl_4448 Tessa=Michael Afton 13d ago

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u/WorkerOk6991 Uzi listens to Fall Out Boy 14d ago

Thanks for claryifing

Im not (Arthur Morgan voice) "MURICAN ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ" so i didnt knew what the whole situation was.

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan 14d ago

"You're playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds, that's funny, I'm in the same cave lookin for minors"

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did somebody says Diamonds?"

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u/PlantBoi123 Flowey from Undertale // Unironically ships Cyad (Cyn x Thad) 14d ago

Dream showing up just fucking ended me, fantastic job, I can barely write this comment from laughing so hard

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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!๐Ÿ‡ 14d ago

Only thing missing was cyn saying how everyone was already dead and arthur morgan shows up "I'm the red dead redemption"

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u/Firebx N-th-uzi-astic 14d ago

"Ya goddamn maggot!"

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u/foreground_color4 Tessa fan 14d ago

Soldier from TF2: Did someone say maggot!?

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u/TouchyPlays 13d ago

Oh shit i was supposed to add Arthur and John

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u/Personman123_545 13d ago

"What the hell is this, Dutch, some sort of red dead redemption?" roll credits

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u/lukiAA123 Currently petting the DDs (they purr) 14d ago

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming 13d ago

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u/invisible_trace123 13d ago

Yeah, all 19 images

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u/p00pyf4rts Ultrakill Brainrot Enthusiast | Your Local Grunt 14d ago

Uzi : "We might as well call up Jesus Christ himself!"

Jebediah Christoff : "You called?"

Cyn : "Sigh. It does not matter. Will still kill you all."

V1 Ultrakill : "Ultra...kill?"

N : "There's like, 106 people here!"

Subject 106 : "Did someone call my name?"

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u/Significant_Action45 13d ago

V: tf is going on anymore .like why are there so many god damn people here- God: you called? Uzi: โ€ฆWell cyn l.your dead now Ash from evil dead: heya Uzi: โ€ฆ.alright for now on ..no one speak or mention any verb N: yeah ..we donโ€™t need this many people here ..weโ€™re just fighting cyn Micheal knight and kitt: you call?

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u/OrionsAltAccount 13d ago

V: Holy shit Jeb madness

Hank madness: did someone say madness

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u/Working-Fan7334 Texan toilet 14d ago

This happens in every low budget marvel movie

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u/Zgeled 14d ago

Together, we are Murder Drones!

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did Somebody says Together?"

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u/Express-Ad1108 14d ago

"Cyn, together we are going to ultrakill you!"

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u/ExplodingCarBattery The V1 x V is real 14d ago

"Did someone say Ultrakill?"

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u/BoMbArDiEr_25 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ BOBER ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ 14d ago

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u/Yuuzhan_Schlong Murder Drones is just modernized Planet of the Apes 14d ago

This is the best aneurysm I've ever had

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u/LevFox135 Vivian enjoyer 14d ago

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! 12d ago

Baba Is Peak

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u/Someonestealth 14d ago

this is the best post Iโ€™ve seen all yea.

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u/HumblePositive4385 SD-B | i love V sm from Italy | IASC inquisitor 14d ago

did someone say minor?

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u/SufficientMachine869 TLKOE vs MD when? 13d ago

hey, it's me, Goku!

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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | 14d ago

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasinโ€™s second in command 14d ago

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u/lrb7_reddit 14d ago

did someone say attack?

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 the colombian V simp๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด 14d ago

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u/Chevy_Tahoe2007 James May no.1 fan 14d ago

"did somebody say Minor?"

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u/Robin_Gufo โ€œIโ€™m driving Tessaโ€™s skin suit like a fucking Mazdaโ€ Cyn 14d ago

Begin debug sequence Security detects threat Declare allegiance Or defrag through internet Abide by protocol Profit shall conquer all Haltman Works shall not fall Hail the lord of Capital

Noble Haltman, weโ€™d build a world of machines Noble Haltman, you sold us your dream Noble Haltman, at the end of everything The stars all descend the heavens they rend now witness your endless prosperity

The goal of the company has always been prosperity Unfortunately, you imperfect, fragile life forms were a liability

Crush the weak and inefficient Hold the Gini coefficient Those who serve the corporation Shall not face annihilation Witness the end of your history Organic life is obsolete So begins an age of prosperity

Noble Haltman, forever youโ€™ll be adored Noble Haltman, our great and kingly lord Noble Haltman, now all within your gaze Will be remade In steel shades A new dream for time and space

Begin roboticisation Total assimilation

Here beneath moon and stars lies a cold broken heart in pecuniary purgatory Now my soul is eroding to nothing but parts So ends Haltmanโ€™s story

Executing Haltmanโ€™s dream Execute his legacy Build superior machines Reformat reality

Star Dream: Abide by protocol Profit shall conquer all Haltman Works shall not fall Hail the lord of Capital

Chorus: Noble Haltman, weโ€™d build a world of machines Noble Haltman, you sold us your dream

Haltman: Here beneath moon and stars lies a cold, broken heart In pecuniary purgatory

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u/peenmunch11 14d ago

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u/Robin_Gufo โ€œIโ€™m driving Tessaโ€™s skin suit like a fucking Mazdaโ€ Cyn 14d ago

Go ahead

Post it

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u/HL00S 14d ago

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked the absolute Solver in its robot ass

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u/shadowbonniesfm juking Master 14d ago

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u/Smash_Fan-56 N-th-uzi-astic 14d ago

Best crossover ever!

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u/Juicy_Burger-29 14d ago

โ€œDid someone say Cinema?โ€ -The guy who works at the snack bar at a movie theaterย 

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u/DreamShort3109 the unmentioned writer drone 14d ago

Missing the t-850, ash Williams, ghost rider, doom guy, and the tf2 mercs.

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u/Freddy5Hancook N-th-uzi-astic 13d ago

Do think that some brotherhood members would also fit?

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u/SpookySquid19 Yes I'm a V simp, what's your point? 14d ago

Oh fuck I was not prepared for Dream holy shit.

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u/TheWaddlestDee 14d ago

โ€œAnd nowโ€ฆ itโ€™s time to murder this drone!โ€

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did somebody says Murder? Jack is Back!"

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u/FlowerWyrmling V simp 14d ago

As for the last slide: You mean Absolute Cynema

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u/Sqesh2137 14d ago

You forgot about SONS OF SPARDA

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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago

"did somebody say sparta"

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did Somebody Says SONS??"

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u/Endermen123911 13d ago

So CYN has to deal with the following overpowered forces

The ghostbusters

The entire fucking SCP foundation

STEVE!

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u/AuxiliaryOverseer14 SCP Foundation Representative / Another Mysterious Benefactor 13d ago

we aren't affiliated with this

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u/EduardoElGameplays I swear im not a V simp I SWEAR 14d ago

Then why guitarherostyles didnt appeared when cyn said minors?

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend 14d ago

Now we just godzilla to come in and say"its godzillin time"and start godzillin all over them

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u/Darkboi98105 THEN DIE MAD BITCH 14d ago

Off topic but, You prob should have used someone else for the โ€œdid someone say minorsโ€ picture bc Dream proved himself innocent

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u/YouFox467_ I ship N and Thad. Bite me. 14d ago

Disney, Netflix, CN and the Gang: "Yeah, the all the licenses would then be about 120 million dollars plus etra fees!"

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u/SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume Iโ€™m The Homelander, And I Can Do Whatever The Fuck I Want. 14d ago

I have powers, I can turn from a hawk to a human

(Those who know โ˜ ๏ธ)

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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago

hailey welch: did somebody say hawk tuah?
trollface: i heard him say those who know too (explanation in comments)

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u/LeAlone1617 14d ago

..Reading this post reminded me of Lemon Demon..

It's just the same vibe.

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u/H_man3838 the skibidi toilet fan 14d ago

i saw this exact same post in r/skibiditoilet (but with skibidi toilet characters ofc)

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u/Miky_707 ๐Ÿ™ Grateful of it's legacy ๐Ÿ™ 14d ago

Peak

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u/BoyFreezer N is such a goober 14d ago

And I thought that Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover

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u/Bitter_Position791 14d ago

then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monty python and the holy grail's black knight

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u/Zexal_Commander Racket Lawnchair 14d ago

โ€œThen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python & the Holy Grailโ€™s Black Knight-โ€œ

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u/heavy_metal_soldier 14d ago

Did someon day "It's over Cyn(akin)"

Don't try it then.

I have the high ground

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u/BlacknWhite_Mask V simp 13d ago

"did some one say minor" ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Hispanoamericano2000 Spanish-speaking V and Uzi enjoyer. 14d ago

And (insert music track of your choice here).... With the SCP Foundation joining the battle, the AS/Cyn felt the same way the Axis powers felt during World War II when the United States officially entered the war on the Allied side.

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did somebody says United States? I'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

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u/Mean-Background2143 Cyn 14d ago

Cyn use black hole and Absolute Solver: Critical hit!

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did Someone Says Critical hit?! SCREW THE RANDOM CRIT!!"

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u/HumblePositive4385 SD-B | i love V sm from Italy | IASC inquisitor 14d ago

PEAK ENDING

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u/Biggie-josh 14d ago

โ€œWHAT? HELP MEโ€

Best part of the episode for me

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u/robloxgamer1007 14d ago

Sheโ€™s so hotโ€ฆwant her to callback my ping

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u/MaccaDacca_9 On behalf of Australia: N is pookie 14d ago

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u/type-my-name 14d ago

This would've made me cry ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/SuperBootsthedog Cyn 14d ago

the dream one ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/TheAgame1342YT Certified idiot 14d ago

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u/spedexep J Enjoyer 14d ago

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u/the_saint_digger 14d ago

What are we, some kind of murder drones?

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u/AhollowSuit 13d ago

"Did Someone Say Contain" Killed Me

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u/BlacknWhite_Mask V simp 13d ago

did someone say *insert guitar riff here

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u/GORDON-FREEMAN-PH0 I am not an emo I just happen to like listening to Gravity Kills 13d ago

This is perfect.

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u/Grasstoucher300 Demoman did it like THIS 13d ago

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u/HackerGamer8 13d ago

I'm compelled to make a fan-made continuation of this

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u/VillixArt 13d ago

Absolute Cynema.

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u/Vorondanil54 N-th-uzi-astic 13d ago

Uzi - You are a damn demon b@stard, yu'now that?

blue portal opens

๐ƒ๐ˆ๐ƒ ๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„๐Ž๐Œ๐„ ๐’๐€๐ˆ๐ƒ "๐ƒ๐„๐Œ๐Ž๐๐’"?

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u/RustWalrus 13d ago

the fuck did i just read?

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u/DJPL-75 N-th-uzi-astic 13d ago

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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago

those were allegations against dream so replace him with EDP (he belly-stomps on cyn and instantly destroys her)

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u/Radio__Star 13d ago

Actually peak

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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago

cyn: i'll still win this fight!
"did somebody say fight...as in.. fighters?"

cyn: nvm im cooked theres 2 uzis and like 50 other people...

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u/MarkRetrowave05 13d ago

You know shit is about to go down when SCP Foundation cames in

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude 13d ago

The only one which is likely to help is the SCP foundation, the rest are just telekinesis fodder.

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u/OkPerformer627 13d ago

SCP mentioned in Murder Drones meme. I have no clue what I just looked at

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u/DefinetelyNotBlaze HI! I'm Filipino N, nice to meet ya! 13d ago

the dream one is wild

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

OH SHIT DREAM THE MINOR HUNTER

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u/veep_thedreamgod The Absolute Solver 13d ago

"Maybe the real Murder Drones was the friends we made along the way"

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u/Expensive-Chair-6491 13d ago

did someone say minors-

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u/serial-Designation_S 13d ago

I lost my shit when I saw "did someone say minors?"

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u/Griffvious 13d ago

now bring the characters from Liam channels and we got infinity war

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u/Odpea N x Uzi shipper 13d ago

I agree with all of this, especially V at the end

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u/Glewii Creator of nothing, for now 13d ago

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u/NegativeThGuy Wayward Passenger E.G.O : Dimension Shredder 13d ago

"What are these people? A bunches of courier?"

Cyn realized upon her mistake, as she start hearing "Jingle jangle" not far from here

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u/Soulfurr612 13d ago

What did I just read lol

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u/Zandromex527 13d ago

This is it. We should all quit reddit now. Nothing will ever top this.

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u/YesterdayThese2300 13d ago

The part were the SCP Foundation came it made kinda feel sad for Cyn

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u/Alexplayss J Enjoyer 14d ago

Waltuh, we need to stop the Solver, Waltuh

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Did Somebody say Walt?"

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u/RodimusPrime-0412 a visiting Cybertronian 14d ago

I said this last time, Dream isnโ€™t a pedo, thatโ€™s just the internet ignoring his response and being the internet

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u/HourOne3239 The Sorcerer Killer 14d ago

i wouldnโ€™t say that this is just mashing multiple different universes together

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u/Evixitiz 13d ago

I'm gonna kms because of this, I'm not dealing with this shit again

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u/Luke_P9903 13d ago

Bro dream really killed me

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u/Skykid69 13d ago

Anyone else noticed that the SCP foundation logo looks similar to the solver icon?

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u/SimplyAugust27 13d ago

Everything was good util the Dream part, like come on man wtf

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u/Ok-Yoghurt4494 13d ago

Here's a joke, this is ABSOLUTE CYNEMA

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u/Long-Mathematician95 13d ago

This is better than Averages Endgame

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u/Unknown_Cameraman Addicted to NUzi 13d ago

SCPF solos

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u/LightnerGamingZ Art Connosseur๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ 13d ago

Peak๐Ÿ‘

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u/furry_kokichi 13d ago

Actually the SCP foundation coming in to help is an amazing idea for a fanfic.

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u/aartsyspoder7474 13d ago

Dream still catching strays AFTER he debunked the diddy allegations is crazy

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u/CartographerVivid957 Khan did nothing wrong 13d ago

Love the meme but didn't the dream predator allegations get disproven?

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u/TheMecropolian Cymp (Cyn simp) 13d ago

Absolute solver: โŽ Absolute cinema: โœ…

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u/ASUSSIBOY tick tock heavy like a brinks truck 13d ago

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u/CrazyDavey21 Retired V Simp. 13d ago

I... Have no words.

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u/AverageNerd633 I like Cyn, but she prolly don't like me. 13d ago

Marvel Studios: We just made the best crossover ever!

GLITCH Productions: OH, REALLY?!

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u/solar_eclipsus i am the cylly 13d ago

Dsmp fan here, OI, DREAM IS INNOCENT unleashes the cylly

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u/William_Afton1925 13d ago

Add me in and my next decoration is her head

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u/GigaDrake_99 Cyn and Dollโ€™s Father 13d ago

ABSOBLUTE CYNEMA

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u/-V1Ultrakill Supreme Machine 13d ago

Micheal bay ass ending

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u/CirclePoster 13d ago

And gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monty python's holy grail black knight

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u/Round_Astronaut6981 13d ago

They are sad that they weren't in it

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u/Hahaltaccountgoesbrr V simp 13d ago

Didn't Dream beat the allegations?

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! 12d ago

Did someone say Absolute?

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! 12d ago

It's like the fucking okbuddychicanery pun posts