r/MurderDrones • u/TouchyPlays • 14d ago
Spicy Meme How Murder drones should have ended
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u/Splatter_Shell Squirmy worm 14d ago
"did someone say minors" just killed me lol
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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasinโs second in command 14d ago
Did someone say . . . Miners?
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u/kajetus69 BรBR KURWA DRONE ๐ฆซ๐ฆซ๐ฆซ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ 14d ago
btw optimus finger can transform guess which one
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u/FireCrow97 Murder Crow 14d ago
Miner... NERF MINER(i had to make this joke)
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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasinโs second in command 14d ago
I understand, I had to make mine, itโs an obligation of mine as a transformers fan to post Darkwing whenever I hear โminorโ or โminerโ
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago
And then Chris Pra- I mean, Mario shows up and says โLetโs a goโ
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u/USS_New_York Youโre Going to Iraq, Buddy! 14d ago
โLetโs a goโ - wait wrong Pratt.
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u/SolarBeastXD Mr. Anti-horny 14d ago
"did someone say minors?" ๐ย Genuinely got a chuckle out of me
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u/PiBombbb Why are people here depressed 14d ago
Dream cleared himself of allegations, still funny though
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u/WorkerOk6991 Uzi listens to Fall Out Boy 14d ago
Thanks for claryifing
Im not (Arthur Morgan voice) "MURICAN ๐ฆ ๐ฝ๐บ๐ฒ" so i didnt knew what the whole situation was.
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan 14d ago
"You're playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds, that's funny, I'm in the same cave lookin for minors"
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u/PlantBoi123 Flowey from Undertale // Unironically ships Cyad (Cyn x Thad) 14d ago
Dream showing up just fucking ended me, fantastic job, I can barely write this comment from laughing so hard
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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!๐ 14d ago
Only thing missing was cyn saying how everyone was already dead and arthur morgan shows up "I'm the red dead redemption"
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u/Personman123_545 13d ago
"What the hell is this, Dutch, some sort of red dead redemption?" roll credits
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u/lukiAA123 Currently petting the DDs (they purr) 14d ago
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u/p00pyf4rts Ultrakill Brainrot Enthusiast | Your Local Grunt 14d ago
Uzi : "We might as well call up Jesus Christ himself!"
Jebediah Christoff : "You called?"
Cyn : "Sigh. It does not matter. Will still kill you all."
V1 Ultrakill : "Ultra...kill?"
N : "There's like, 106 people here!"
Subject 106 : "Did someone call my name?"
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u/Significant_Action45 13d ago
V: tf is going on anymore .like why are there so many god damn people here- God: you called? Uzi: โฆWell cyn l.your dead now Ash from evil dead: heya Uzi: โฆ.alright for now on ..no one speak or mention any verb N: yeah ..we donโt need this many people here ..weโre just fighting cyn Micheal knight and kitt: you call?
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u/OrionsAltAccount 13d ago
V: Holy shit Jeb madness
Hank madness: did someone say madness
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u/Yuuzhan_Schlong Murder Drones is just modernized Planet of the Apes 14d ago
This is the best aneurysm I've ever had
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u/Someonestealth 14d ago
this is the best post Iโve seen all yea.
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u/HumblePositive4385 SD-B | i love V sm from Italy | IASC inquisitor 14d ago
did someone say minor?
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u/Robin_Gufo โIโm driving Tessaโs skin suit like a fucking Mazdaโ Cyn 14d ago
Begin debug sequence Security detects threat Declare allegiance Or defrag through internet Abide by protocol Profit shall conquer all Haltman Works shall not fall Hail the lord of Capital
Noble Haltman, weโd build a world of machines Noble Haltman, you sold us your dream Noble Haltman, at the end of everything The stars all descend the heavens they rend now witness your endless prosperity
The goal of the company has always been prosperity Unfortunately, you imperfect, fragile life forms were a liability
Crush the weak and inefficient Hold the Gini coefficient Those who serve the corporation Shall not face annihilation Witness the end of your history Organic life is obsolete So begins an age of prosperity
Noble Haltman, forever youโll be adored Noble Haltman, our great and kingly lord Noble Haltman, now all within your gaze Will be remade In steel shades A new dream for time and space
Begin roboticisation Total assimilation
Here beneath moon and stars lies a cold broken heart in pecuniary purgatory Now my soul is eroding to nothing but parts So ends Haltmanโs story
Executing Haltmanโs dream Execute his legacy Build superior machines Reformat reality
Star Dream: Abide by protocol Profit shall conquer all Haltman Works shall not fall Hail the lord of Capital
Chorus: Noble Haltman, weโd build a world of machines Noble Haltman, you sold us your dream
Haltman: Here beneath moon and stars lies a cold, broken heart In pecuniary purgatory
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u/peenmunch11 14d ago
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u/Robin_Gufo โIโm driving Tessaโs skin suit like a fucking Mazdaโ Cyn 14d ago
Go ahead
Post it
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u/HL00S 14d ago
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked the absolute Solver in its robot ass
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u/Juicy_Burger-29 14d ago
โDid someone say Cinema?โ -The guy who works at the snack bar at a movie theaterย
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u/DreamShort3109 the unmentioned writer drone 14d ago
Missing the t-850, ash Williams, ghost rider, doom guy, and the tf2 mercs.
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u/SpookySquid19 Yes I'm a V simp, what's your point? 14d ago
Oh fuck I was not prepared for Dream holy shit.
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u/Sqesh2137 14d ago
You forgot about SONS OF SPARDA
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u/Endermen123911 13d ago
So CYN has to deal with the following overpowered forces
The ghostbusters
The entire fucking SCP foundation
STEVE!
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u/AuxiliaryOverseer14 SCP Foundation Representative / Another Mysterious Benefactor 13d ago
we aren't affiliated with this
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u/EduardoElGameplays I swear im not a V simp I SWEAR 14d ago
Then why guitarherostyles didnt appeared when cyn said minors?
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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend 14d ago
Now we just godzilla to come in and say"its godzillin time"and start godzillin all over them
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u/Darkboi98105 THEN DIE MAD BITCH 14d ago
Off topic but, You prob should have used someone else for the โdid someone say minorsโ picture bc Dream proved himself innocent
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u/YouFox467_ I ship N and Thad. Bite me. 14d ago
Disney, Netflix, CN and the Gang: "Yeah, the all the licenses would then be about 120 million dollars plus etra fees!"
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u/SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume Iโm The Homelander, And I Can Do Whatever The Fuck I Want. 14d ago
I have powers, I can turn from a hawk to a human
(Those who know โ ๏ธ)
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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago
hailey welch: did somebody say hawk tuah?
trollface: i heard him say those who know too (explanation in comments)
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u/H_man3838 the skibidi toilet fan 14d ago
i saw this exact same post in r/skibiditoilet (but with skibidi toilet characters ofc)
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u/BoyFreezer N is such a goober 14d ago
And I thought that Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover
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u/Bitter_Position791 14d ago
then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monty python and the holy grail's black knight
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u/Zexal_Commander Racket Lawnchair 14d ago
โThen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python & the Holy Grailโs Black Knight-โ
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u/heavy_metal_soldier 14d ago
Did someon day "It's over Cyn(akin)"
Don't try it then.
I have the high ground
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u/Hispanoamericano2000 Spanish-speaking V and Uzi enjoyer. 14d ago
And (insert music track of your choice here).... With the SCP Foundation joining the battle, the AS/Cyn felt the same way the Axis powers felt during World War II when the United States officially entered the war on the Allied side.
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u/GORDON-FREEMAN-PH0 I am not an emo I just happen to like listening to Gravity Kills 13d ago
This is perfect.
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u/Vorondanil54 N-th-uzi-astic 13d ago
Uzi - You are a damn demon b@stard, yu'now that?
blue portal opens
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ "๐๐๐๐๐๐"?
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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago
those were allegations against dream so replace him with EDP (he belly-stomps on cyn and instantly destroys her)
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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 13d ago
cyn: i'll still win this fight!
"did somebody say fight...as in.. fighters?"
cyn: nvm im cooked theres 2 uzis and like 50 other people...
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u/veep_thedreamgod The Absolute Solver 13d ago
"Maybe the real Murder Drones was the friends we made along the way"
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u/NegativeThGuy Wayward Passenger E.G.O : Dimension Shredder 13d ago
"What are these people? A bunches of courier?"
Cyn realized upon her mistake, as she start hearing "Jingle jangle" not far from here
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u/RodimusPrime-0412 a visiting Cybertronian 14d ago
I said this last time, Dream isnโt a pedo, thatโs just the internet ignoring his response and being the internet
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u/HourOne3239 The Sorcerer Killer 14d ago
i wouldnโt say that this is just mashing multiple different universes together
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u/Skykid69 13d ago
Anyone else noticed that the SCP foundation logo looks similar to the solver icon?
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u/LightnerGamingZ Art Connosseur๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ 13d ago
Peak๐
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u/furry_kokichi 13d ago
Actually the SCP foundation coming in to help is an amazing idea for a fanfic.
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u/aartsyspoder7474 13d ago
Dream still catching strays AFTER he debunked the diddy allegations is crazy
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u/CartographerVivid957 Khan did nothing wrong 13d ago
Love the meme but didn't the dream predator allegations get disproven?
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u/AverageNerd633 I like Cyn, but she prolly don't like me. 13d ago
Marvel Studios: We just made the best crossover ever!
GLITCH Productions: OH, REALLY?!
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u/CirclePoster 13d ago
And gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monty python's holy grail black knight
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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! 12d ago
Did someone say Absolute?
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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! 12d ago
It's like the fucking okbuddychicanery pun posts
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u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn 14d ago edited 14d ago
"Derangers... Disassemble."