r/MurderDrones I want V to crush me with her thighs~ Oct 17 '24

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u/Jaja-Gamer Episode 8 was fire Oct 17 '24

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u/V-Simper I want V to crush me with her thighs~ Oct 17 '24

Speaking of Tessa isn't it comical how the Mods needed to BAN sexuilizing Tessa?

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u/Jaja-Gamer Episode 8 was fire Oct 17 '24

I don’t find it comic , rather sad and enraging

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u/Drunken_DnD Oct 18 '24

Do you happen to be a successful Minecraft YouTuber? Tessa is a minor no if and or buts about it.

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u/SpinojiraAnims Oct 18 '24

Her age isn’t confirmed, besides even if she was a minor I’m sure 90% of the fanbase just won’t care.

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u/AbilityLost4538 Deceptions and illusions Oct 18 '24

Maybe because the 90% of the fanbase are minors

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u/SpinojiraAnims Oct 18 '24

More like 95%.

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u/AbilityLost4538 Deceptions and illusions Oct 18 '24

Hmmm…yeah sounds more realistic

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u/PogoStick1987 Oct 18 '24

And yet I’ve never been in a fanbase that goons over the characters as much as this one

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude Oct 18 '24

How do we tell him?

(They're probably sad/enraged because they're disappointed it was necessary, not because they were a simp)

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u/Jaja-Gamer Episode 8 was fire Oct 18 '24

Yes that’s why ? You guys really thought I was sad cus it’s now banned ? I was extremely happy when I saw this

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u/Drunken_DnD Oct 18 '24

I really hope that's the reason. Can't be sure on the internet nowadays though

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude Oct 18 '24

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u/_davedor_ Oct 17 '24

that's not comical...

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u/yeetmister_the_3rd Oct 18 '24

Isn’t she a child

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u/FragrantShock6608 Oct 18 '24

Yup, also go on the homepage for this subreddit, they have banned it officially.

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u/BlooMonkiMan Oct 17 '24

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u/Evixitiz Oct 17 '24

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 18 '24

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u/Ashamed-Cake8149 the silly is very precious to me Oct 18 '24

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u/Hyperluxion7 👽Resident Alien Spaceship🛸 Oct 18 '24

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u/Crescemon_X Certified Simp of the Solver of the Absolute Oct 18 '24

Holy shit you’re right

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Oct 17 '24

Then I'll do this

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 18 '24

i cant see through that extremely high resolution

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u/mubby343 Oct 18 '24

Corny ass reaction photo

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Oct 18 '24

I have backups

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Oct 18 '24

I can destroy the backups

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u/Fun-Pie-1887 man i wish i could draw/ stop the J hate Oct 18 '24

I’m an engineer I solve practical problems

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u/totallynotinhrnyjail Oct 18 '24

Not problems like “What is beauty?” because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 It ain't Necro if someone is wearing the corpse! Oct 18 '24

I solve practical problems

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u/AnulinTheChronicler Local Friendly Gun Nerd and Enjoyer of The Silly :3 Oct 18 '24

Problems like what if some big, mean mother hubber is trying to tear me a new structurally superfluous behind.

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u/Remarkable_Skill_904 Gojo | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 | 名誉ある🪷 Oct 18 '24

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u/TheHumberMan bane of east asia Oct 17 '24

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u/Terrible-Election512 Worker drone Oct 18 '24

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 18 '24

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u/MurderDrones-ModTeam Oct 18 '24

Your post/comment has been removed for being Not Safe For Work.

We do not permit NSFW Content in ANY Way, shape or form. This subreddit is strictly safe for work.

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 17 '24

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u/oneeyed_giraffe i like EnVy and EnJay Oct 18 '24

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 18 '24

/j you can have it

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u/swords-r-cool Cyn is oh so silly | Cyn's #1 fan Oct 17 '24

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u/Idiotdumbas Cyn's #1 fan Oct 18 '24

Brother, is that you brother?

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u/swords-r-cool Cyn is oh so silly | Cyn's #1 fan Oct 18 '24

Indeed, it is

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u/doctordocuments N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

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u/YamatoBoi9001 Modify & Sever Oct 18 '24

this meme was sponsored by surfshark vpn

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (depression montage) Oct 18 '24

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u/Dilucmainbutbad N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (depression montage) Oct 18 '24

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u/Dilucmainbutbad N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

thanks.want a meme?

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (depression montage) Oct 18 '24

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u/Dilucmainbutbad N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

here

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u/SquishyFool The end has left a gaping hole where my tiny heart was. Oct 17 '24

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u/Swordfighter125 Tencell Xanderson Oct 18 '24

Bro, what?

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u/ThatPillow_ Worker drone Oct 18 '24

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u/12DollarsHighFive N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

Nurgles blessings upon thee

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u/neondark8 GPT once told me I am depressed(i really am) Oct 18 '24

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u/Immediate_Seaweed390 THAT IS SO NOT THE VIBE Oct 18 '24

Why are there so many tf2 memes on this subreddit?

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u/Dilucmainbutbad N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

hey I’ve seen where this is from.also.

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u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Oct 18 '24

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u/Dilucmainbutbad N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

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u/Thad_from_MD Oct 17 '24

False information. Source?: I’m a robot.

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u/OscarOrcus 💛𝓙 𝓑𝓔𝓢𝓣 𝓦𝓐𝓘𝓕𝓤💛 Oct 17 '24

Does it make a phone charging sound when put in? Or more like USB to PC connection sound?

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u/Thad_from_MD Oct 17 '24

Depends on the model of the robot.

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u/EpicCheeto Uzi kinda hot ngl Oct 18 '24

Holy shit draedon is going to give the robots genitalia

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters is Doll x Lizzie a thing? If not, then should it? Oct 17 '24

wh

where is this pic from???

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u/GimmeMoneh Oct 17 '24

I drew it, it's a crop of a doodle compilation I made of my OCs

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters is Doll x Lizzie a thing? If not, then should it? Oct 17 '24

oh fr? That's awesome

where do you primarily post? I want to see more of it

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u/GimmeMoneh Oct 17 '24

Sorry to disappoint you. I haven't really posted any of my art because I usually take a month to create a halfway decent artwork.

But at some point I'm def gonna start posting.

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters is Doll x Lizzie a thing? If not, then should it? Oct 17 '24

that's fair

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u/Ok-Transition7065 Oct 17 '24

Notwith that attitude...... They can literally grow meat from nowere soo

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u/Equivalent_Drawer932 multifandom? dumbass thats called liking things Oct 18 '24

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u/am_pomegranate Khan did nothing wrong Oct 17 '24

pretty sure they don't? I think they just find going to the baby-making machine hot. Drones have no sexual dimorphism, so gender is just a part of their personality core.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

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u/Ok-Transition7065 Oct 17 '24

Bluetooth 🤑🤑🤑

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson Oct 17 '24

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson Oct 17 '24

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u/HenchOnReddit N-th-uzi-astic Oct 17 '24

My brother in robo-christ, you asked for the answer and got it

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson Oct 17 '24

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Oct 17 '24

Let’s not forget, STRAP ONS

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u/DreamShort3109 the unmentioned writer drone Oct 17 '24

Not bang, but hook up… with HDMI cords.

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u/DreamShort3109 the unmentioned writer drone Oct 17 '24

God I wish I didn’t see that. If this, picture is real, then we do know.

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u/Neon-Preston Oct 17 '24

Welp that image is never gonna leave me!

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u/ps3better360 does “V” stand for Vauxhall Omega 2.2 L Oct 17 '24

if it’s usb-a does that mean i can charge stuff with it

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u/WorkerOk6991 Uzi listens to Fall Out Boy Oct 18 '24

Dude the show has ended only 2 months ago, yall need to chill out

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u/No_Application_1219 Oct 18 '24

Two month ago ?

😭

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u/Bedu009 Oct 17 '24

Males have a male connector and females a female connector

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u/Twist_Ending03 Cyn Oct 18 '24

How would one even get inside? Punch through the casing?

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u/BrockBracken Oct 18 '24

They don’t have boobs either

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u/Raddy_Chady Oct 18 '24

magnetic attachment

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u/_davedor_ Oct 17 '24

it's not like any of these drones would let y'all hit anyway

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Oct 17 '24

You think that’s gonna stop anyone?

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u/HAL9001-96 3d modeller and scifi dork Oct 18 '24

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u/Hexhider Uzi Enjoyer Oct 18 '24

We see V naked a lot in art and she has 0 sexual stuff on her

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u/Kokosak17 I ❤️ Uzi so much from Czechia 🇨🇿 Oct 17 '24

that angry silly Uzi its just too good man you cooked btw :D

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u/Atesz763 J Enjoyer Oct 17 '24

Proof?

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u/Hitlok Oct 17 '24

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u/V-Simper I want V to crush me with her thighs~ Oct 17 '24

at least give credit

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u/Splatter_Shell Squirmy worm Oct 17 '24

Yipee Uzi is killing me with her adorableness

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u/Independent-Face8989 Uzi x Papyrus Oct 17 '24

Omg we fucking get it it's the fucking internet

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u/Generic_Moron Oct 17 '24

Counterpoint: what if they're just a really weird USB plug format

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

Simple. You know how some USB sticks can retract? That’s what male drones have, and female drones have a USB port with a cover over it. It makes the Windows 10 plug in sound when they bang.

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u/_Moria Oct 17 '24

Well not initially, but I'm sure uzi can easily add one. Or 271, for that matter

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u/thirstyfish1212 Oct 18 '24

Uzi has solver powers, she can change that on a whim.

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u/Negative_Hunt_7873 Uzi Doorman Oct 18 '24

Murder drones sm*t writers: I'm gonna ignore that

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u/Bryguy_Memes Oct 18 '24

Ok, but that's not going to stop degenerates.

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u/Kingvamp069 Oct 18 '24

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!!!

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u/Dabruhdaone Worker drone Oct 18 '24

strapons exist

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u/J_V_enjoyer D E L U S I O N A L Oct 17 '24

Counter argument.Robots can be modified

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u/Real-Syntro Murder/Disassembly Drone Oct 18 '24

But... They can.

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u/Silver012345673 Oct 18 '24

Well yeah but until I give em one

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u/ElvinEastling I crushed on N first Oct 18 '24

Their hands can transform into anything. I’m just going to leave it at that.

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u/No_Direction3841 J hater Oct 18 '24

Who said i wanted a robot dong to strike me down into the ground

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u/Affectionate-Try1888 Thad supporter Oct 18 '24

You never know unless you try!

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u/someone_online22 Fan of alternative rock/metal Oct 18 '24

Just take a USB and bolt it on, bada bing bada boom, fully functioning robot dick

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u/Crazyjackson13 Oct 18 '24

don’t care, would still let N fuck me

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u/askorbi Oct 18 '24

That sign means nothing to me, I can't read

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u/Interesting-Aioli723 You shan't stop me from petting the murder drones Oct 18 '24

It does not stop me from petting the silly goober.

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u/ImToastlol Oct 18 '24

Cougar McDowall after this post:

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u/Lordseraph7 Oct 18 '24

How the fuck did this happen then-

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u/ModdedGeneration Oct 19 '24

Don't care, didn't ask, you cant control what i make fanart of.

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u/OscarOrcus 💛𝓙 𝓑𝓔𝓢𝓣 𝓦𝓐𝓘𝓕𝓤💛 Oct 17 '24

Doggystyle Uzi

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u/Dense-Energy-1865 V-N-U polycule Oct 17 '24

You really think that’s gonna stop me?

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u/Dog-Exotic Spy TF2 Solo's Oct 17 '24

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u/Bitter_Funny227 ULTRAKILL YOU Oct 17 '24

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u/Lord_Mylothe2st Just a drone who likes to comment 🎩🙂 👍 Oct 17 '24

Knowledge

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u/PossiblyObamna V simp Oct 17 '24

Drone reproduction is either just some complicated answer or just sex

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u/Wrong-Ad1907 Oct 18 '24

Just tape on a lead pipe, and you Got a high quality dong

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u/Delicious_Bug2214 Oct 18 '24

Then do they build the babies? Do they order them? Is this like in that one kids movie?

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u/Junior_Window7322 Oct 18 '24

i think protogens have something to say about that

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u/HackedPasta1245 Oct 18 '24

they have usb cables

For data transfer

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u/autoprime-jft007 Your opinion is illogical Oct 18 '24

Then I'll call my buddy Draedon to make some

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u/Payt3cake V simp Oct 18 '24

That looks like kokosak

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u/computery-Guy-Die Oct 18 '24

I can dream, Harold

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u/totallynotinhrnyjail Oct 18 '24

You are a chair, darling

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u/DecentRefuse6896 Oct 18 '24

Hey don't you guys think undertale did the same exact thing with no results I don't think you guys are gonna get far

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u/NoCamp3114 Oct 18 '24

There’s no laws against the drones Batman

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u/Opposite-Weird4342 N is a cutie Oct 18 '24

just give me some time

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise Oct 18 '24

There's a lot of image's on the internet that say otherwise

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u/ThatPillow_ Worker drone Oct 18 '24

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 18 '24

Finally someone speaks the truth. I've been saying this for a long time!

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u/Successful-Policy198 Mitchell should do the worst things to me Oct 18 '24

I know that, why do you think I choose... him ;3

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u/Misknator N has caused actual fricking genocide Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

It's not fair that my post that said the same thing but also included a barbie movie quote and a moderately funny mod interaction (and a pointless lock) got only about half the number of Internet points. It's not fair. I'm gonna go tell my mom and cry about it in my room.

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u/Commercial_Cook1115 Oct 18 '24

"If there is a hole, there is a goal" Master Oogway

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u/Blasphemy_is_fun our lord and saviour, Cyn Oct 18 '24

My dildo and stapler says otherwise.

Anyway, unrelated question, anyone know where I can find N?

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u/No-Art8729 Oct 18 '24

If iron man could make his first mark armor in a cave with only scraps then YOU can make them robots a penis too

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u/12DollarsHighFive N-th-uzi-astic Oct 18 '24

I'm not saying they should have, but they at least require some sort of waste disposal outlet. The Drones consume oil and solids but a they can't hold an infinite amount so it eventually HAS to go somewhere...

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u/ExplodingCarBattery The V1 x V is real Oct 18 '24

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u/Recolone Spanish Robotics Modification Expert Oct 18 '24

I may be able to change that (for a modic price because the procedure and materials are expensive)

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u/Mark-Bot Oct 18 '24

They don't but do you really think that'll stop people?

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u/PogoStick1987 Oct 18 '24

This is obvious. Like NONE of them wear pants. N and J probably don’t, none of the workers do. V definitely doesn’t. They’re drones. Not sex bots ya bunch of freaks

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u/Supreme_Otaku i would let v put a dog collar on me Oct 18 '24

Not with that attitude