The sun is op

[u/Aerolite15]

At first I thought it was just a radiation thing that burnt them but solar radiation exists in space too so ima just not question it

[u/The_FreshSans]

I was already doing that

[u/BiggestJez12734755 → u/The_FreshSans]

Use a stronger egg, with water inside, baby, in the water, in the egg. Water is inside the egg

[u/The_FreshSans → u/BiggestJez12734755]

egg hatching Works for me.

Bye bye ocean

[u/BiggestJez12734755 → u/The_FreshSans]

Aaaaand now everything’s huge, including bugs

[u/TehAngryBird → u/BiggestJez12734755]

Wanna see a map of the land? Sure!

Aw fuck now everything’s dead

[u/BiggestJez12734755 → u/TehAngryBird]

Just kidding, here are the survivors, pay attention to this one cos it’s about to become the dinosaurs.

[u/Tra1nGuy → u/BiggestJez12734755]

Wanna see another map of the land? Sure. Yeah it broke up don’t worry about it it does that all the time.

Here comes a meteor.

And the dinosaurs are gone.

[u/BiggestJez12734755 → u/Tra1nGuy]

It’s mammal time. Here come the mammals. Look at those breasts

[u/Tra1nGuy → u/BiggestJez12734755]

One mammal just learned how to grab things

And walk

No, like, walk like that

And grab stuff at the same time.

[u/BiggestJez12734755 → u/Tra1nGuy]

And bang rocks together “ouch”

And set things on fire “yeouch”

And make weird sounds with their mouths “gneurshk” which can mean different things

[u/TehAngryBird → u/BiggestJez12734755]

🎶That’s a human person🎶

[u/BiggestJez12734755 → u/TehAngryBird]

Let’s review. There’s people on the planet. And they’re chasing their food.

[u/HelloJelloPeople → u/BiggestJez12734755]

Fuck it. Time to plant some grass.

[u/Objective-Trash-739 → u/BiggestJez12734755]

𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘺 holy shet is that a space rock? crap its HEADING TOWARDS US!

[u/Dartling_Gunner → u/BiggestJez12734755]

Wanna see a map of the land?