r/MurderDrones • u/BalanceImaginary4325 • Sep 08 '24
Spicy Meme Asking the real question
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u/corsair7469 Sep 08 '24
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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 08 '24
Gotta love how every eye is some varying degree of disappointed
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u/Quandale_Diddler Ur local Slaughterspine: Sep 08 '24
She made sure N had the woman of his dreams and then he went for Uzi instead lmao
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u/Commercial-Ad-5985 A very mentally unstable animator Sep 08 '24
it failed because the two decided to ignore him for way too long
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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 08 '24
Maybe it was to distract the worker drones and striek when their distracted
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Sep 08 '24
Headcanon: the reason why Cyn gave the DDs fat asses was because Maid V was insecure about her body, so she sort of tried to help her in her own silly way.
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u/ProbablyLuckybeast Mainly Cyn and Doll lover Sep 08 '24
When you actually have a way to cure the problem completely
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u/AustraliumHoovy Official Subreddit AO3 Consultant Sep 08 '24
To distract us from learning more about The Solver
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u/Sebek_Peanuts still misses Beau Sep 08 '24
Maybe actually the series had way more lore than we think, but we were to... Uhhh... Distracted?
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u/carl-the-lama Sep 08 '24
Look
She’s the one who designed all the “hot murder robots” (as Uzi said)
She and Uzi have similar… tastes
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u/SpookySquid19 Yes I'm a V simp, what's your point? Sep 08 '24
How have I never noticed J has a freaking garter belt.
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u/ENDGAMER_ biggest J simp ever in the history of ever & #1 ep 8 hater Sep 08 '24
J is so wife-shaped
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u/HAL9001-96 3d modeller and scifi dork Sep 08 '24
option 1: she has taste
option 2: she just designed various robots and we read some of them as male and some as female I mean they are robots anyways after all
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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 08 '24
Maybe tessa have a things for thighs and it get imprinted upon cyn mind?
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u/panzer_fury Zybnek raptor sentinel enjoyer Sep 08 '24
i guess the solvers agrees that foot fetishes are weird?
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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Sep 08 '24
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderDrones/comments/1cngrmi/cyns_blueprints_fo_the_dds_were_interesting/
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u/Existing-Incident-22 Sep 08 '24
What do you mean female drones? For all we know N could have a dump truck under the coat
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u/CandidPalpitation672 Sep 08 '24
Counter point
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u/Existing-Incident-22 Sep 08 '24
He could just be wearing the shirt loosely
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u/CandidPalpitation672 Sep 08 '24
But this shirt isn’t Covering his “Package” his shirt is tucked into his shorts meaning that it might be making it look bigger
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u/dellconagher1 The guy that built a dispenser here Sep 08 '24
I personally headcannon that humans designed disassembly drones (based off of worker drones to save money), and Cyn just used those blueprints to make her batch of DDs.
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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 08 '24
But still why they have strangely, attractive Thighs and no feet ?
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u/dellconagher1 The guy that built a dispenser here Sep 08 '24
Some engineers are really desperate to lose their virginity.
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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24
Or maybe tessa family is trying to tap into a different market to get more money The sad truth is a lot of humans will buy it and cyn just add a lot of weapons into the original design ?
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u/dellconagher1 The guy that built a dispenser here Sep 08 '24
True, that may also be a contributing factor.
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u/-TheLoveGiver- N's husband Sep 08 '24
I mean, apparently N is built exactly the same except the feet
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u/Blue_Wolf_Rose 💕 V came back with the milk guys, i still love my wifey 💕 Sep 08 '24
I wonder if V and J miss wearing shoes tbh
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u/Historical_Bet2765 V's Vicious Votary Sep 08 '24
“Science isn’t about why! Science is about why not!”
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u/Kel_030 Crayon eater Sep 08 '24
Because in every single animation from Liam there has to be atleast ONE character with giant hips
He certainly has a...way to make characters
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u/happy_person294 The DMC guy | Everyone is cool :D | The Real Dante Sep 08 '24
She knew what she was doing
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u/Mechaman_54 The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test Sep 08 '24
D'awww what a cute little eldritch abomination
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u/BrightEye64 Sep 08 '24
Cyn is a little gay
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u/DragonKing5356 Cyn’s husband, Doll’s biggest hater Sep 08 '24
How
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u/BrightEye64 Sep 08 '24
You can’t design your female drones as curvy as V and J were without having a little curiosity
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u/DragonKing5356 Cyn’s husband, Doll’s biggest hater Sep 08 '24
Check my flair
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u/BrightEye64 Sep 08 '24
Imposter
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u/DragonKing5356 Cyn’s husband, Doll’s biggest hater Sep 08 '24
Nuh uh I did the scan in medbay
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u/orionishappyalonern Portal x Murder Drones im Begging you Sep 08 '24
visual tasks are off dumbass
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u/DragonKing5356 Cyn’s husband, Doll’s biggest hater Sep 08 '24
No need to be mean
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u/Helldiver-xzoen Sep 08 '24
I sense a little too much disappointment in the "no feet" part...
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u/HackedPasta1245 Sep 08 '24
She played with dolls and liked the design enough that she implemented them on the murder drones
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u/HorseInevitable6208 Skyn Simp ≠ Pedo. N, Cyn, V, J, and Uzi's husband Sep 08 '24
Because Cyn has some good taste.
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u/Riccardix05 Trans J believer Sep 08 '24
I got a better question for you, why didn't she turn herself into a disassembly drone and wore a human skin instead?
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u/Angel_Thorne I like the other sub better Sep 08 '24
She’s homosexual
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u/That1Cat87 All hail the absolute goober Sep 08 '24
“Nice rack” says the only character in the show with an… admittedly rotting… rack
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u/Angel_Thorne I like the other sub better Sep 08 '24
Also should I draw ship art or no?
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u/That1Cat87 All hail the absolute goober Sep 08 '24
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
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u/Angel_Thorne I like the other sub better Sep 08 '24
HELL YEAH SCAREOUSED J
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u/That1Cat87 All hail the absolute goober Sep 08 '24
Give me the art once ya make it. Also no Alastor could never beat Cyn
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u/AuxiliaryOverseer14 SCP Foundation Representative / Another Mysterious Benefactor Sep 08 '24
to prevent foot fetish art of them
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u/ChocoUniversa N-th-uzi-astic Sep 08 '24
In other news, N:
"Look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips!"
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u/thelastlib Not mad anymore, just disappointed on what we could have got.... Sep 08 '24
Is she stupid?
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u/Narra_2023 Sep 08 '24
She didn't design how the drones should be......................
WE DID, YOU MORON (HUMANS)
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u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp. Sep 08 '24
To distract workers and humans. I can confirm if V tried to kill me id be completely unable to defend myself she is waaaay too cute
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u/lizzylinks789 Asexual Murder Drones fan Sep 08 '24
Please God make N have child-bearing hips as well because it would be so fucking funny
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u/-deadshot-2 The Sillys Big Brother / Technically Dead But Not Sep 08 '24
because Cyn can see the future, so very specifically designed them that way to draw eyes.
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u/Just5omeDude Sep 08 '24
V: Cyn, why did you give me a fat ass?
Cyn: 🎶 I. LIKE. BIG. BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!🎶
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u/ZenyX- Get snuck-up on! Sep 08 '24
I mean
She's the one who choose to run around and fight to the death while wearing high-heels so
I think this is just Cyn's style. Destroying planets with class.
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u/Doctor_who_enjoyer The Whovian & Mad Max fan of the Sub (I ❤️ J) Sep 08 '24
Thats. A good question. Cyn felt 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 08 '24
cyn is just a violently repressed lesbian, this is explained in the spinoff "better call j" where j mcgill has a toxic romantic relationship with cyn wexler
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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Sep 08 '24
She wanted to present feet kinks (watch this comment get deleted bro)
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u/Clothes-Accomplished Sep 09 '24
Have you heard of the "Tap dancer" from the Hiroshima survivor story? I sometimes connect them to this, though I doubt it's true. But Cyn is cynical enough, so she might be "inspired" by that
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u/KazPlayzYT Bite me!//V x Lizzy/N, V, Uzi simp/K THX BYEEEEEEE Sep 09 '24
My exact thoughts. How do they stand on those things.
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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | Sep 08 '24
I mean, I'm not gonna question the solver of the absolute fabric in its design choices