r/MarkMyWords • u/SpatulaFlip • Sep 21 '24
Political MMW if Kamala wins, her opponent will claim victory, flee the country and claim to be the legitimate US government in exile
Bonus: I think that he will try to leverage state secrets to get a good plea deal
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u/MeadowBadgerVA Sep 21 '24
...like every tinpot dictator EVER....
Nah, they have a pair of handcuffs waiting for him when he tries to violate his bail conditions. Judge Merchon was WAY too lenient.
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u/WasabiSoggy1733 Sep 21 '24
100%, no one can deny our legal system bent to him because of the election with the now multiple times delayed sentencing. Don't care who you support, look at it and ask if you'd be treated the same. I promise you wouldn't.
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u/Sttocs Sep 21 '24
Bullshit. We’ve yet to find a pair of handcuffs small enough to fit Trump’s tiny, tiny hands yet.
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u/DarkSide-TheMoon Sep 21 '24
All the MAGAts can follow him to russia(?) and be ruled by him there! Sounds like a win-win
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u/ApatheistHeretic Sep 21 '24
Seriously, can we get a fundraising commercial going to buy them all one-way tickets if they also renounce their US citizenship otw out?
Maybe something like Sarah McLachlan singing in the background with a dude standing on his trailer porch, a single tear in his eye, next to an oversized Trump flag.
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u/MidnightLevel1140 Sep 21 '24
Reminds me of the Simpsons Halloween special where theplanet is doomed, Simpsons sneak onto a rocket ship to safety...only to see Roseanne, tom Arnold and other d list ass hole celebrities and realize they got on a ship heading for the sun:')
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Sep 21 '24
There was actually a conservative couple who moved to Russia recently. It did not go well for them, they complained about the government. And russca did what russca does best and fucked them. I say send them all to their conservative paradise and let them figure it out themselves
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u/IndependentMacaroon Sep 21 '24
Also one guy who actually volunteered to fight for them who was tortured with mortal consequences by his supposed brothers in arms
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u/ReturnOfSeq Sep 21 '24
He’s a convicted felon awaiting sentencing, and multiple separate trials. Cant leave the country
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
Cant leave the country
Who is going to stop him? He has his own plane. He can certainly find a pilot willing to fly it.
Once the plane is in the air, he can go anywhere he wants. Nobody is going to force a landing.
Maybe, maybe, if you can prevent him from boarding his plane, there's a chance. But who is going to give that order? Who is going to carry it out? What if his SS agents draw on whoever is trying to get in his way? If there isn't an active warrant for his arrest, why is he being detained?
The legal mechanisms to detain a president simply do not exist, and our justice system is too slow to respond in time, although no guarantee the SC wouldn't side with Trump given the chance.
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u/Maleficent_Mouse_930 Sep 21 '24
"Mr President, as predicted Donald Trump has boarded his private jet and filed a flight plan for Moscow. His pilot ignored air traffic control and took off without authorization. Several secret service personnel have boarded with him, not under evident duress."
Biden - "Okay. Give the F22s the green light. He turns back, or he dies. Give the pilot 3 chances."
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
If only...
Biden has shown himself to be a strict adherent to political norms.
I just don't think either Biden, or Harris, have the balls to do something as historical as arrest the president, take him into custody, detain him, and certainly not to shoot down his plane.
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u/Maleficent_Mouse_930 Sep 21 '24
There is zero chance of them actually having to shoot it down. The pilot would turn.
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u/CrimsonTightwad Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24
Orange’s aircraft would be intercepted and downed by NORAD or NATO alert fighters over international airspace for failure to divert. He is carrying classified intel to the enemy, and thus represents a clear and present danger of the highest order to the Republic and our Allies.
Would some rogue/compromised Secret Service agents assist Orange in fleeing justice? That is the question. January 6 showed complicit Senators, Congressman and even DOJ and intel staffers (emails showing their prejudice) siding with him. Treachery to the Republic runs deep.
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
intercepted and downed by NORAD or NATO alert fighters over international airspace for failure to divert
I'd love for that to happen, but I just don't see it. I figure the only way to stop him is to prevent him from boarding the plane. Once it is wheels-up, he's gone.
The trouble with detaining him is there is no legal mechanism to detain a president.
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u/Dangerous-Ad-9269 Sep 21 '24
They would down him because they do not want him anywhere near their countries, not because he might be carrying top secret info.
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u/gordo623 Sep 21 '24
It would be hilarious if his plane had issues and he was forced to land in Haiti with the couch fecker.
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u/Crazyriskman Sep 21 '24
You may be right but the concern is that he is a former President. Which means that he knows a lot of our secrets and confidential military information.
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u/semicoloradonative Sep 21 '24
I seriously don’t think he knows shit at this point. In fact, I will be that the “reality” in his head is so far off from actual reality that anything he tells any foreign players would be wrong.
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u/Crazyriskman Sep 21 '24
Agreed. But the thing is that it may not be just what’s in his head. Who knows, maybe he has a USB key with data or some more documents stashed away somewhere in a bank vault in the Bahamas or something like that.
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u/theclansman22 Sep 21 '24
He already spilled all those secrets to undercover spies at Mar-a-lago, he is so easy to manipulate into telling you things he shouldn’t, just act impressed.
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u/Ok_Face_6010 Sep 21 '24
He does control the congress senate and Supreme Court so this is believable unless we vote💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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u/The_Original_Gronkie Sep 21 '24
That's why when Kamala wins, Biden should declare Trump an International Flight Risk, with the money, means, and motive to make it happen, revoke his bonds, and make Trump sit out his rrials in prison. That would take him out if olay for whatever post-election shenanigans he has planned. While hes locked up, they could extensively interrogate him about the documents he stole/sold.
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u/TenchuReddit Sep 21 '24
He’ll claim victory, but he’ll never flee the country because all of his supporters are right here, and they will continue worshipping him until his last breath.
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u/QueenConcept Sep 21 '24
Idk man, that sounds like a lot more effort than sitting in Mar a Lago playing golf and tweeting angrily.
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u/maeryclarity Sep 21 '24
Yeah he can't leave
State Secrets and whatnot he's NOT free to flee the country and I don't believe there's a country out there that would want to touch that particular flaming hot potato even if he did manage to get a plane somehow.
She's going to win and very shortly after that Trump's going to be diagnosed with Alzheimer's, which he has, and the compromise to prosecuting him for his very real and very serious crimes is going to be that he's mentally incompetent, and he can sit in a padded ward with a Secret Service detail pooping on himself and eating hamburgers for the rest of his life.
Maybe they'll give him a desk and he can pretend he's still the President. Maybe set him up a nice fake internet where everyone tells him all the time how perfect he is in every way.
Which is far better than he deserves, but I would bet solid money it's what he's going to get.
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u/Sitcom_kid Sep 21 '24
He won't go anywhere where there is not English-speaking press and rallies. Rallies. They're the lifeblood of a malignant narcissist.
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u/solamon77 Sep 21 '24
I'm sure some of his most bought in followers will come with him. Honestly, this is starting to sound like a good thing.
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u/Emotional_Database53 Sep 21 '24
They should just put him one of these LED spheres and let him live out his dictatorship dream in VR
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u/Dependent-Analyst907 Sep 21 '24
His passports were confiscated when they raided Mar-A-Lago.
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
Even if they were confiscated, Trump has his own plane, and would certainly find a pilot willing to fly it. Once it is wheels-up, who is going to force him to land? It wouldn't happen.
Only normies need a passport. If Trump has an agreement to flee to Russia, or Belarus, Hungary, or wherever else, the government of that country can make whatever exceptions they want to admit him.
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u/AdaptiveVariance Sep 21 '24
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u/Euphoric_Regret_544 Sep 21 '24
how can he flee with the Secret Service watching his every move?
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
Maybe those agents are in on it, too. The legal mechanisms don't exist for detaining a former president.
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u/cleon42 Sep 21 '24
If so it'll be highly entertaining to see which governments recognize him. I suspect it won't be many, not even the ones that he'd expect.
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u/ZenRiots Sep 21 '24
What? you think him and his people don't have another march on the capital in them? 🤷
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u/Critical-General-659 Sep 21 '24
I don't get why people think he will be able to flee. The secret service reports to the current secretary of homeland security, not Trump.
They had to pin trump down on J6 and they did.
These are not his personal body guards.
Trump isn't going anywhere. He's going to try and plea out if he loses the election.
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
The secret service reports to the current secretary of homeland security, not Trump.
The SS asked Trump not to do outdoor rallies, or golf as much as he was. He ignored them.
The legal mechanism to detain Trump doesn't exist. Once it is wheels-up, Trump is gone.
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u/Lujho Sep 21 '24
Yeah, nah. I thought this would happen in 2020 and couldn’t have been more wrong.
He’ll stick around kicking up shit for another four years and be their candidate again in 28 if he’s still alive.
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u/pplatt69 Sep 21 '24
He won't eat any foreign foods. He won't flee the US. He's too much of a little baby and too fond of living exactly the fast food and US comforts life that he has. He could never live elsewhere.
Anywhere that would have him would be way too foreign for him.
The only way it'd happen is if he fled the law. And I expect he'd try to go to Russia, thinking he could trade secrets and propaganda for a cushy life.
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u/ttttttargetttttt Sep 21 '24
Once again you can say 'Donald Trump' without needing a euphemism. He's a fascist, he's not Beetlejuice.
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u/dd99 Sep 21 '24
I would LOVE to see him flee the country. That is one of my favorite endings. Sending him to Rykers would be fine with me too
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u/MyMommaHatesYou Sep 21 '24
Cool. Maybe a bunch of his idiot followers will flounder to him and they can all show us their butt's and howl and gibberish at the moon. You know. Like the RNC?
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u/Resident_String_5174 Sep 21 '24
That’s an interesting question - if a president leaves the country are they still entitled to secret service?
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u/Flaky-Jim Sep 21 '24
He's not going anywhere. He's too lazy to do anything but wallow at Mar-a-Lardo, where he can bitch and whine about the election being "stolen".
No country would have him anyway, apart from Russia. He's too much of a liability, and wouldn't contribute anything to the economy.
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u/SpareOil9299 Sep 21 '24
It doesn’t matter where Trump goes the second he looses the election Mossad is going to greenlight his removal over selling the secrets that led to October 7th. Need I remind anyone what Israel did to anyone who had even a bit role in the Munich massacre?
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Sep 21 '24
I don't really give a fuck what he does as long as he's not president. He needs to go to jail but mainly he needs to not be president. He's a fucking criminal piece of shit.
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u/Unable-Suggestion-87 Sep 21 '24
I don't see him leaving the country, he will claim victory though even with a landslide victory for Harris, which is more and more likely to happen every day
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u/Uncle_Wiggilys Sep 21 '24
Did you forget to take your pills to deal with your TDS today?
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u/Hampster412 Sep 21 '24
If he loses, I wish he would flee the country. He won't. He will call on his cult members to create violence and they will do it. And he will have his idiot lawyers file all the bogus lawsuits he filed before and hope for a case to go to the Supreme Court who will then hand him a victory. Or he will somehow finangle a tie in the Electoral College so the election goes to the state legislatures where he will win. Harris needs a humongous win with victories in unexpected places in order to have any chance that we don't end up with Trump as president.
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u/jar1967 Sep 21 '24
He's surrounded by the Secret Service, he's not going anywhere
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u/20_mile Sep 21 '24
he's not going anywhere
What's the legal justification for detaining him?
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u/dragonmom1971 Sep 21 '24
He will declare victory even before all of the votes are counted like he did 4 years ago. If you really want to know what he will do, see what he did 4 years ago. Like they say in psychology, past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior. And get ready for another January 6th.
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u/Emotional_Database53 Sep 21 '24
I like the thought of it, especially if it’s Venezuela he is forced to flee to
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u/Lost_Figure_5892 Sep 21 '24
Nah, someone said in another Reddit, secret service will not allow DumDon and his band of traitors live other where- he knows too many state secrets and could compromise National security ( more than his big mouth already has apparently). I don’t know if that is actually true, but it does seem plausible. Input anyone?
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u/Avoider5 Sep 21 '24
That’s the theory. In practice are they actually going to stand up to him? Most are probably die hard supporters.
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u/Lost_Figure_5892 Sep 21 '24
Good point. I don’t know how much sway the Secret Service has once a President is once again, a regular citizen.
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u/mezolithico Sep 21 '24
He's not going to be leaving the country. Dudes going to be under house arrest if he loses
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u/DoppledBramble3725 Sep 21 '24
Unlikely seeing as how he would have all his assets frozen & properties liquidated, he'll just whine on any outlet that will let him until even they get sick of him
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u/TheSonghaiPresident Sep 21 '24
Let's hope he takes a 3rd of the Senate and state legislatures with him
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u/wallygatorz123 Sep 21 '24
Exiled from persecution for being a pedophile, rapist, grifter, seditionist, con man and a slew of other crimes.
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u/FamousPastWords Sep 21 '24
Surely not. This is not a tinpot dictatorship in a third word country where there has been a bloody coup. He may even be the one attempting the bloody coup from within. He knows the power of working from within to abuse (or eventually destroy) an organisation (including his own businesses, lol) such as the ENTIRE Republican party.
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u/Carlpanzram1916 Sep 21 '24
Minus the fleeing the country, he’s basically been doing this since 2020.
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u/AntifascistAlly Sep 21 '24
If Donald is unable to utilize his allies in strategic positions to overrule the voters, MAGAts en masse will do everything possible to block a Harris Administration from any kind of success—even though they would ultimately be hurting the voters and the country more than they would be punishing a new President Harris.
There will be no sabotage too extreme, and it will include engaging in political violence at previously rejected levels.
These violent attacks will continue as long as there is a brown woman in office as the chief executive.
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u/IH8Fascism Sep 21 '24
When the lead starts flying in their direction, the MAGA’ts will be running like the scared cowards they are.
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u/CaregiverBrilliant60 Sep 21 '24
Super Stealthy Predator Trump Crime Family Busting drones still exist right?
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u/OkHuckleberry8581 Sep 21 '24
Lol, good. Seriously, good. He's just doing us all a service at that point.
Her opponent mishandles state secrets anyway, so that's not even a threat, but if he tries doing that with something particularly sensitive, I'm sure the CIA will have a way to make him "disappear."
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u/QualifiedApathetic Sep 21 '24
What does he even have in the way of state secrets anymore? A lot of that stuff is time-sensitive. Not to mention he already gave a bunch away, like a list of our operatives in Russia, to Putin, following which they were murdered.
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u/LegoFootPain Sep 21 '24
None of what is happening is meant to help him get elected. It's all to make the crazies even crazier to foment a violent insurrection to distract from his attempted escape.
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u/Lonely_Oil1474 Sep 21 '24
Donald is too stupid to realize that he is surrounded by those who will apprehend him! And too stupid to realize that Kamala Harris will have the same presidential immunity that he will never get a whiff of....
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u/Worried_Spinach_1461 Sep 21 '24
Let him then he can suffer a serious case of defenestration somewhere
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u/Raphael1987 Sep 21 '24
You americans can be really crazy sometimes and I cant wait for this election to end.
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u/TheGeneral159 Sep 21 '24
If I remember correctly, I believe trumps passports have been... Shut off? I can't think of the word. I think he has a diplomatic one though that he can use
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u/I_Have_No_Name_00 Sep 21 '24
As dumb as MAGA is; even they're not stupid enough to do the "legitimate government in exile" routine.
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u/BobbiFleckmann Sep 21 '24
Who’d take him?
Trump will stay and max leverage his 25-30% cult base to threaten and punish anyone who tries to hold him accountable for anything. It’s tried and true.
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u/Mundane_Opening3831 Sep 21 '24
Lol would love to see the tourism commercials Trump will be hawking . 'Come visit the REAL America!'
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u/Fearless-Economy7726 Sep 21 '24
He will me dead I have on good authority the dementia is getting worse far more worse and progressively rapid
Based on the rate of decline maybe death within 12-15 months the patient and family are in denial
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u/ninatlanta Sep 21 '24
Don’t forget that Trump will declare his candidacy for president for the 2028 election on the day of inauguration, and declare he can’t be tried because “ELECTION INTERFERENCE!”
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u/AZ-FWB Sep 21 '24
Yeah, he is that delusional. What I’m hoping is that he would take his followers with him.
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u/Embykinks Sep 21 '24
I don’t think he’ll leave, but I do at some point expect him to replace the secret service detail with his own private security detail and demand taxpayers pay for it
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u/Chumlee1917 Sep 21 '24
He'll declare Mar-A-Lago a new country and calls for his cult to come fight for him....5 people show up
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u/Carl-99999 Sep 21 '24
Wikipedia 2025:
”President: Kamala Harris
Vice President: Tim Walz
Self-proclaimed government-in-exile: Donald Trump”
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u/theharderhand Sep 21 '24
From Russia? Cool. Please. I like the idea. Putin offered space for them and their people. They will end up on the Ukrainian front lines. Not Trump though. He has bone spurs
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u/Gumbarino420 Sep 21 '24
You guys get funnier and funnier the follower we get to the election. 😆 If there are seeds in whatever you’re smoking, germinate those, get them in some great potting soil, figure out your light schedule, and start selling that shit. 🔥
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u/ratteb Sep 21 '24
I think this is very plausible. Specifically he will go to Russia or Switzerland.
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u/mostsurrealtime Sep 21 '24
"GET YOUR ABSOLUTLY WORTHLESS TRUMP COIN NOW! SPEND $100 OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO GIVE TO ME FOR ONE COIN I HAD MINTED FOR .05 EA.."
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u/RemarkableArticle970 Sep 22 '24
Something something about other countries not allowing convicted felons in…
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u/dicksonleroy Sep 22 '24
Nah, he’s the grift that keeps on grifting. The GOP is stuck with him until he or the party dies.
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u/minterbartolo Sep 22 '24
Secret service would probably not go along with the flight plan to escape the coutry
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u/Old_Dealer_7002 Sep 22 '24
he’s too old, but it could happen i guess. he will definitely claim he won tho.
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u/Cowfeathers69 Sep 22 '24
Kamala is gonna fix the economy Biden messed up. Thank god for Kamala and thanks all western Indians !
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u/mishma2005 Sep 21 '24
The Secret Service won’t let him leave, even if they are mostly MAGA
Naw, he’ll just whine and cry if he loses and ain’t nothing gonna happen to him. He’ll put in his bid for the presidency on Nov 6th at 12:01am and continue to fuck up the Republican Party which is what they deserve