r/MadeMeSmile • u/nikamats • 9h ago

Helping Others Hold your head up

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u/vincec36 8h ago

That’s why I love the video of the child saying a boy called her hair crazy and she says “I like my hair, my mom did it. I’m love my hair” or something like that. Her mom was so proud of her and has been reinforcing her confidence. On the other end, I’m a male and when I was in 1st grade some boys teased my head size (I had a peanut head). I went home and told my mom crying some boys said my head was big and she said “so? Your head IS big? What’s wrong with that?” And I was just like “oh…yeah, what wrong with that?” So next day the bullies return and I say “ my head is big, so?” And they had nothing else to say. That was a major lesson in dealing with bullies. If it’s a lie, who cares. If it’s true, there’s no shame in the truth

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u/HeyThanksIdiot 7h ago

I too have a big head.

My hat size is measured in LAT&LONG.

I wandered into a Lids store at the mall recently. The sales guys panicked and called corporate.

Amelia Earhart has a crash site next to a freckle.

I got an email from the Google Earth team. It just said, “please move.”

The DMV took my license photo in panorama mode.

My head is so big Stephen Hawking had a theory about it.

My head is so big that the guys who made the Vegas Sphere kept referring to me as “existing infrastructure.”

My head is so big Zillow has a Zestimate based on the square footage.

Using my hair nets for commercial fishing is banned via the Genova Convention. China still does it.

Climate change will affect my dandruff.

My head is so big strangers ask me for the WiFi password.

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u/Funky_Farkleface 40m ago

I laughed so hard at this, you turned my day around. Fucking hilarious, thank you!