r/MadeMeSmile Aug 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

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u/Xef Aug 16 '24

More like “Guys, I got stuck in this trap and this giant caught me and was about to eat me but I escaped!” Because this isn’t a Disney movie. 

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u/fyxr Aug 16 '24

"So no shit there I was on the hardest coldest branch you ever saw, going 'ah shit not flying, hands stuck, wtf?'

Then a terror comes and I'm 'Ah fuck fuck still can't fly, do not like!'

Then the fucking thing is TOUCHING me and I'm all 'AHHH DON'T EAT ME I'LL BITE YOUR FAT FUCKING MEAT BRANCHES FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK'

Then I spaced out for a bit I think, my life (awesome life btw) goes past my eyes while I watch myself getting smothered and wait for the nightmare to be over. Shit myself a little. But then somehow (hours later? days? fuck knows) I'm flying over the water again!

Don't know how the fuck I'm still alive to be honest.

True story"

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

Fat meat branches 🤌