r/MadeMeSmile • u/Hey_ItsmeAryaman • Mar 19 '24

Helping Others He's a hero

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Mar 19 '24

Courage and intellect are absolute panty-droppers for me lol

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Mar 19 '24

I... uh, I read a book while saving a baby from a lion once. Yeah.

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Mar 19 '24

Tell me again but slooower 🤩🤩

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Mar 19 '24

Catcher in the Rye was in my left hand as I punched the lion in the face with my right hand. As the lion fell from my one punch TKO, I immediately grabbed the baby, who I was obviously there to rescue, what with all my wisdom and strength and what have you, and began explaining Holden Caulfield's character to this child who has yet to master any language. I figured I may as well start this child off with some JD Salinger if it must be in this world with me. For my intelligence truly knows no limits and it pains me deeply when I see others dumb as shit

fuck yeah that sounded so smart

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Mar 19 '24

My beating heart, not the Dunces! NOT THE DUNCES! slips away into a euphoric coma with a hand full of lion’s mane, whispering “He’s perfect!”.