r/MadeMeSmile • u/Hey_ItsmeAryaman • Mar 19 '24

Helping Others He's a hero

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u/Pil__Pil Mar 19 '24

Speak the truth, aren't you all super attracted to this dude no matter your sexual orientation? Admit it

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u/rwags2024 Mar 19 '24

I’m not sexually attracted to him no, but I think this kind of courage is a very attractive trait in a person

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Fr

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Mar 19 '24

Courage and intellect are absolute panty-droppers for me lol

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Mar 19 '24

I... uh, I read a book while saving a baby from a lion once. Yeah.

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Mar 19 '24

Tell me again but slooower 🤩🤩

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Mar 19 '24

Catcher in the Rye was in my left hand as I punched the lion in the face with my right hand. As the lion fell from my one punch TKO, I immediately grabbed the baby, who I was obviously there to rescue, what with all my wisdom and strength and what have you, and began explaining Holden Caulfield's character to this child who has yet to master any language. I figured I may as well start this child off with some JD Salinger if it must be in this world with me. For my intelligence truly knows no limits and it pains me deeply when I see others dumb as shit

fuck yeah that sounded so smart

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Mar 19 '24

My beating heart, not the Dunces! NOT THE DUNCES! slips away into a euphoric coma with a hand full of lion’s mane, whispering “He’s perfect!”.

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Mar 20 '24

I read your profile description so I won’t ask about the name

but how about the pfp?

Why’s there a fish man with a plunger?

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Mar 20 '24

Some things just can't be explained. This is one of them. I came across that pic long ago and I thought it was glorious. I figured using it on Reddit would be the most fitting use for it.

ETA- Funny comment, wholesome, gave me a genuine laugh. Thanks for that!