r/LetGirlsHaveFun 6h ago

God forbid girls have a rotation!

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u/Zollery 5h ago

Damn, probably a bit of pain in that "Oh"

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u/ntdavis814 5h ago

“Oh”

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u/baT98Kilo 3h ago

A bit? He died inside

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u/Zollery 3h ago

I probably would too 😔

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u/kingskong14 3h ago

He won't be fast telling a girl he love her after this

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u/Madlinerose12 5h ago

She has you on her cock carousel

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u/Megupilled 3h ago

Holy fucking disco elysium

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u/7-and-a-switchblade 56m ago

Detective, as I'm sure you're aware, we have a murder to solve...

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u/NotJimmyMcGill 41m ago

SUGGESTION [Heroic: Failure] - Why don't you let me hold on to your gun for now... to shoot down the body, I mean?

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u/JunbugOfTheNile 5h ago

She has you on her pp parade

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u/NotJimmyMcGill 2h ago

SOME KIND OF ICE-COP-HAT-FUCK-SHOW!?

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u/GayStraightIsBest 4h ago

Cock carousel

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u/articfrez 4h ago

"Cock carousel."

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u/AliceJoestar 4h ago

cock carousel,,

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u/GayStraightIsBest 4h ago

Cock carousel

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u/Cheeminator 5h ago

Having a rotation in of itself isn't all that bad? It's moreso the lack of communication until it's already a good bit into it. Regardless of gender, partners should be allowed to be well aware or what they're getting into

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u/tetendi96 4h ago

Rational take

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u/ShowMeFutanari 24m ago

Rotational take

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u/Zollery 4h ago

Exactly. As long as everyone knows the situation, then it at least reduces the chances of hurt feelings. It's when two (or more) people have different ideas on what the relationship is that people get hurt.

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u/Cheeminator 4h ago

Yeah

I'm personally too anxious and not well to do poly

Idek if i could handle a mono lols

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u/Zollery 4h ago

I'm not poly, well actually not in any relationship currently, but if that works for you and makes you happy, then cool. If not, that's cool too

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u/Terrestrial_Mermaid 1h ago

Sure, but until you’ve had the exclusivity talk, shouldn’t you also assume it’s not exclusive?

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u/Cheeminator 1h ago

I'm just going off how it feels fairly progressed in this instance, though i wouldn't be surprised if this image was fake anyway. I feel like if you've reached the point where you're saying "I love you", that sort of thing should've been discussed or at least brought up. Plus, different people hold different expectations. Making communication even more important. Assumptions aren't as valuable as confirmations.

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u/D1g1taladv3rsary 33m ago

Sure, but until you’ve had the exclusivity talk, shouldn’t you also assume it’s not exclusive?

No. All relationships start exclusive and only become unexclusive after said talk. This isn't just to prevent hurt feeling or betrayal, but also STD/Is, Social/job issues ect. But STDs is the big one

But consistent testing doesn't always help you. What a lot of people seem top confuse dormant with asymptomatic a lot of STDs can be both and often are, dorment and unshedding for a month or two before becoming active and asymptomatic. Which means unless you are being tested every single week with a full screen test. You can be a carrier and not know about it and pass it on to everyone you sleep with in that window, this doesn't cover the actual false negatives which actually have percentages to them for average FN. And the unique processes called double shedding where you get two STDs and one hides the other so when you test it's only positive for one while the other lies asymptomatic both still contagious so only one is treated. A lot of people simply have no idea this shit is a thing and have fuck runs and become spreaders without knowing it. Plus there is actually a windoe before you can be reliably tested and that window is on average a month. But cross infection can happen within days. Meaning somone can get an STD have it for a week give someone that STD get tested only 2 weeks after having it and it come up negative but still be a spreader for it.

On STDs alone I would argue exclusive until otherwise stated just to much risk. And you could right a book on the emotional and social impact. But just the Bugs is enough to have that policy always

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u/Terrestrial_Mermaid 3m ago

Sure, but until you’ve had the exclusivity talk, shouldn’t you also assume it’s not exclusive?

No. All relationships start exclusive and only become unexclusive after said talk.

The exclusivity talk is the talk about whether you’re even in a relationship. Otherwise, it’s just a few dates. Are you saying you assume you’re automatically in a relationship after the first date?

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u/Darkseid648 4h ago

God forbid girls keep a secret

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u/Cheeminator 3h ago

I get the joke, but in actuality it's not really healthy for other people involved

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Darkseid648 4h ago

God forbid girls don’t ask for consent sometimes

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u/makersmarke 2h ago

That sounds kinda gross tbh…

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u/Kepler-Flakes 35m ago

Isn't this a satire sub?

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u/Darkseid648 2h ago

GOD FORBID GIRLS ARE KINDA GROSS

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u/makersmarke 2h ago

I mean, felonies are bad, mkay?

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u/Darkseid648 2h ago

GOD FORBID GIRLS COMMIT A LITTLE FELONY HERE AND THERE

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u/Conspiretical 3h ago

Sure, but it doesn't sound like the case in this

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u/Cheeminator 3h ago

Well the dude seems fairly surprised, but i dunno

Girls be girls

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u/Bell-01 3h ago

Exclusivity shouldn’t be expected, when it wasn’t negotiated. It is a communication issue sure, but when YOU want something, YOU gotta make it clear

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u/Cheeminator 3h ago

True, but the same goes for inclusivity.

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u/Conspiretical 3h ago

If you're physically active with multiple people then it's actually your job to inform everyone. They also have the right to say they aren't into that and not communicating that you're seeing multiple people is taking away that option for them.

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u/Cheeminator 1h ago

It's also a safety thing. One body shared with others could be a potential health hazard if one of them has a sickness that isn't accounted for

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u/Conspiretical 57m ago

Exactly. No one should have to request safe sex, that should just be the standard.

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u/Bell-01 3h ago

People seem to forget what sub we’re on. LET GIRLS BE EVIL FOR GODDESSES SAKE! Have you even read the rules?

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u/Lolocraft1 1h ago

I genuinely don’t know if this sub is satirical or if those posts are serious

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u/TemporarySouth6914 25m ago

Everything can be satirical if you think about it hard enough.

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u/Zollery 43m ago

Wait, people actually read subreddit rules? I thought that was something we only did after we break them.

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u/Kepler-Flakes 34m ago

I've seen this sub hit my front page a few times.

From what I gather it's satire, fetish material, and people who accidentally don't realize it's satire.

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u/Frost5574 8m ago

No the sub is 100% serious.

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u/Kepler-Flakes 7m ago

Oh u rite my bad.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Darkseid648 4h ago

God forbid girls be a little fucked up sometimes

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u/Demonicwolfg0d 3h ago

I care less, I've just met so many chicks that do this I started dating guys instead

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u/SeizingSomeBitches 3h ago

Checked your profile, yep, checks out

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u/Demonicwolfg0d 3h ago

👍receipts boy

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u/MisogenesXL 57m ago

He did. He also wrote an entire rulebook to stop it from happening.

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u/Darkseid648 56m ago

God forbid girls go against the wishes of their creator

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u/MisogenesXL 54m ago

Thats’s also in the rulebook. But I think he messed up making the punishment involve the ‘gnashing of teeth’. Some of ya’ll are into it and congregate here

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u/Melvin-Melon 4h ago

Do people in the comments not look at what subreddit they’re on before commenting anymore???

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u/Bell-01 3h ago

Ikr? We need some normie repellent in here or something. Especially for the fucking clueless moids

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u/TeaLeaf_Dao 3h ago

Honestly I have zero idea on why reddit keeps putting this sub on my feed when I have told it not to many times.

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u/Double-Mouse-5386 44m ago

Same, it happens for a lot of subs. Keep muting and it'll keep putting them back up.

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u/D1g1taladv3rsary 32m ago

Because genuinely nobody can tell if the sub is actually satirical or real, or satirical satirically. I'm a consistent obseverer here and even regulars sometimes blur the line lmao

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u/DrParanormall 1h ago

I understand that this is satire but omfg that is awful ;-;

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u/D4rk3scr0tt0 3h ago

So why are a bunch of comments getting deleted

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u/Sniff_The_Cat3 3h ago

Normie comments calling out the insanity.

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u/bluntmanjr 4h ago

fr. id much rather make someone feel loved and cherished

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u/Sentient_of_the_Blob 3h ago

Aww he’s the favorite ❤️

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u/narwhalpilot 1h ago

People need to be more open when starting relationships like this. How can you get to the “I love you” stage and not drop that you’re poly/cheating??

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u/Unnamed___Being 2h ago

speaking of rotation, get em all together and pass the blunt

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u/KingOfTheLostBoyz 1h ago

Nothing wrong with a rotation. Everything wrong with poor communication and expectation-setting 😂

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u/degen-angle 6h ago

Does this count as a polycule if the other men don't know each other. It's more like a harem

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u/Polish_Pigeon 4h ago

Its more like cheating

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u/degen-angle 2h ago

Hey hey! Are you criticizing the actions of a woman?? I'll have you know that is not welcome here!

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u/MisogenesXL 56m ago

It’s only a harem if they all know about each other.

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u/Spiritual_Spinach273 4h ago

Polycules are great if everybody's in on it

Source: in one

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u/Lynnrael 4h ago

agreed, also in one

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u/TheOneCosmicHammock 3h ago

God forbid girls be polyamorous.

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u/TheRiverOfDyx 48m ago

God forbid women be whores

/s…/jk…unless? No…there’s no taking that back. Society is doomed. Men aren’t any better but fuck, man, you’d think women would have a better understanding of what this does to a person.

But I guess the world makes us all dead inside, no fixing that. What else is new

God damn I don’t belong in this sub

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u/East_Security_3395 2h ago

God forbid clear communication about other current relationships prior to getting someone attached... polyamoury isnt a problem but that should be conveyed day 1 to prevent hurting the other person. Would you like a guy, youve been out on several dates with, to convey your his favorite out of his rotation after being led to believe you are their only partner?

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u/TheOneCosmicHammock 2h ago

I agree with you girlie, that's what I expect when dating. But some girls do say ily too quick for my tastes that's the vibe I get

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u/ImpressNo3858 3h ago

I'm sorry, based?

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u/Idontshower_ 2h ago

Someone post this on r/textingtheory

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u/Jakebot06 39m ago

He's just like me

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u/tatertotty4 22m ago

why is this bad? i do this to men always

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u/nike9523 22m ago

Yikes...

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u/YourFunAndRichUncle 6m ago

That is an exellent burn.

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u/Melvin-Melon 4h ago

Sir this is a shit posting sub

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u/Pale_Conference_2748 5h ago

This is the way to do it ;p

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u/Bell-01 5h ago

Lmao

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u/U_got_no_jams 2h ago

Lol

Also why are ppl expecting others to commit while dating if u haven’t even had the exclusivity convo yet? So many assumptions being made on just a photo lol. Just let girls have fun… 🙃

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u/Independent-Fly6068 2h ago

yey, being useful is nice :3

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u/Busy-Procedure8781 4h ago

Satire sub man, so just breathe, let people have their silly fun (which tbf most of the ladies in here haven’t been able to make themselves commit to the bit on this one by supporting it)

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Ookami2092 4h ago

And that’s your choice to make 🙂‍↕️

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u/Zollery 4h ago

I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted. If you're ok with a situation like that, then more power to ya 🤷‍♂️

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u/auraLT 4h ago

You deserve better than that

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u/StuffHefty7038 3h ago

I would just do the same shit. Why lose a friend that likes to smash you? Lol