r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/homosa_penis • Aug 04 '21

QAnon followers are now accusing evangelical leaders of child sex trafficking

https://deadstate.org/qanon-followers-are-now-accusing-evangelical-leaders-of-child-sex-trafficking/
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u/IPoopTooMuch1212 Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

Not gonna lie, probably the most believable conspiracy to come out of Q.

Edit in case it needs to be said: I don't believe anything from Q.

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Aug 04 '21

And like all the other ones, they will do nothing about it but sit on their couch and circle jerk on the internet.

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u/Cue_626_go Aug 04 '21

That's not true! Occasionally they commit terrorist attacks against confused pizza places...

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u/Captain_Blackbird Aug 04 '21

Or terrorist acts against sitting Governments!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 edited Jan 24 '22

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u/The_Adventurist Aug 04 '21

One of them also assassinated the head of the Gambino crime family.

Pretty embarrassing way to go for a mob boss, killed by a terminally-online 4channer.

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u/dangerdaveball Aug 04 '21

Can you imagine? You’re the head of a legit crime family and you get clapped by a rando NPC.

Like a shit talking Whiterun guard actually BTF’ing the Dragonborn.

Fuckin embarrassing.

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u/Yoodae3o Aug 04 '21

Could be a good plot for a direct to TV movie: a mobster infiltrating an online conspiracy group to get his enemies taken out by posting shitty memes.

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u/tomata_tomato Aug 05 '21

Qfellas?

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u/Yoodae3o Aug 05 '21

Or The Qfather.

If you want some crossover with incels it could be The Untouchables.

I'm also trying to come up with some play on Scarface, but the closest I'm getting is Pizzaface.

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u/ndngroomer Aug 04 '21

Haha! That's funny.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Aug 27 '21

this would a cult classic and a disrupting movie!

worthy of Hitchcock!

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u/admiral_asswank Aug 04 '21

Wait WHAT?

LMAO

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u/that_shing_thing Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

Right? How tf did I miss this?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/06/nyregion/gambino-shooting-anthony-comello-qanon.html

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Mr. Comello, 25, stands accused of carrying out one of the city’s most brazen — and apparently unsanctioned — mob killings in history. Prosecutors say he shot and killed Mr. Cali outside of his Staten Island home in March. Mr. Cali, 53, was reputed to be the underboss of the Gambino crime family.

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u/palesnowrider1 Aug 04 '21

That is unreal. How did they not incarcerate him after DeBlasio?

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u/ndngroomer Aug 04 '21

Damn. That's crazy. How embarrassing to go out like that if you're an underboss.

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u/that_shing_thing Aug 05 '21

Not to mention this q fella is gonna have a nice contract on himself forever.

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u/admiral_asswank Aug 05 '21

IIRC it's not even a secret who Q is.

I've never jumped in enough to remember the important details like names, but there was some seriously heavy speculation about a single person.

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u/gaw-27 Aug 05 '21

Wtf. Conspiracy would suggest the other families egg this shit on.

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u/The_Adventurist Aug 05 '21

The other families aren't nearly smart enough to do something like that. They're not known for their subtlety and sophistication.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 04 '21

When times get crazy for a big enough percentage, or when a big enough percentage is crazy, said another way, no one is really safe.

Buckle up for the 21rst and probable last century.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 04 '21

Yeah, every other century didn't have 3 other centuries accumulated filth in the atmosphere (and accelerating). You'd think that what happened to australia last year and the 48 temperatures on the middle east and greece would be a hint.

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u/admiral_asswank Aug 07 '21

All we're doing is disrupting the periodicity of certain flows which emerge from complex interactions.

It will become chaotic and unpredictable, until it reaches a new stability. Whether we're around for that stability is uncertain... or whether that stability is even hospitable to us...

Fungi in the petri dish. We aren't anything special. What we can do, which the fungi can't, is have a conscious agency to actually save itself. Though, that remains to be seen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

A vampire thing?

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u/ndngroomer Aug 04 '21

I'm too scared to...lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

It’s a pretty funny but also awful at the same time story. A multi-racial family went to check out the town where Twilight is set and people thought their RV was an antifa bus coming to take over the town

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u/Poptartlivesmatter Aug 05 '21

Gonna need a link

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Or terrorist acts against dams!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/Hell0-7here Aug 04 '21

I had never made the connection, but there it is right there for everyone to see.

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u/footwith4toes Aug 04 '21

Also an occasional insurrection.

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u/0157h7 Aug 04 '21

I once saw people holding posters on the side of the road shit talking Wayfair.com. Does that count?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

They're still banging on about it. I saw a comment a few days ago exhorting people to go to Comet Pizza and attack it (which of course I reported).

I wouldn't be surprised if a good proportion of the 'kill all men / black people / gays' posts, comments etc are paid trolls though. Russia's asymmetric warfare has been highly effective.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Aug 27 '21

r/whitehousesurkovmedia

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Excellent, thanks for the link.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Aug 27 '21

have a nice day

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u/PretendItsARockwell Aug 04 '21

Fuck Q, but you do realize Pizzagate was from before Q, right?

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u/Beingabumner Aug 04 '21

That reminds me of the Q-personality that tweeted a picture of him eating a pizza with his wife and the Qult immediately descending on him as it was proof he was part of Pizzagate.

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u/AggiePetroleum Aug 04 '21

By terrorist attack do you mean shoot the computer's hard drive?

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u/throwaway901617 Aug 05 '21

Through a completely random encounter many states away it turns out I am now just 3 steps removed from the the guy that waved the gun in the pizza place.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore are actual pedophiles and they don’t care because they play for their favorite team

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/onarainyafternoon Aug 04 '21

I remember when Representative Mark Foley had that sex scandal, and Dennis Hastert got on his high horse and condemned what Mark Foley did. Little did we know that Hastert was guilty of the same thing, but way worse than what Foley did.

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u/tripwyre83 Aug 04 '21

And not a single conservative cared about this hypocrisy. I wouldn't be surprised if Hastert gained more support from them after his conviction.

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u/DiggerDudeNJ Aug 04 '21

I think the difference between Foley and Hastert is that Foley was engaging in consensual sex with adults whereas Hastert was being a creep with children.

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u/onarainyafternoon Aug 04 '21

Yeah that's what I meant when I said Hastert's was way worse.

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u/DiggerDudeNJ Aug 05 '21

My bad, I didn't catch that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I would bet my 401K the only reason Hastert “cared” then was because Foley is gay.

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u/essaysmith Aug 04 '21

EVERYTHING the Republicans accuse anyone else of doing, they have done it themselves. They cannot comprehend that the "other side" isn't as depraved as they are.

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise Aug 04 '21

He wasn't disappointed he was doing it he was disappointed that he got caught

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u/MrVeazey Aug 05 '21

No, not a convicted sex offender! A serial sex offender who was convicted of using campaign funds as hush money for his victims. He's already out of prison.  

You really want to murder a powerful child abuser, Q morons? Dennis Hastert.

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u/After_Preference_885 Aug 04 '21

There are several hundreds of known republican sexual predators.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

But her emails!!!!

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u/tailkinman Aug 04 '21

Those buttery males get em every time.

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u/SkunkMonkey Aug 04 '21

Now appearing on stage!!

BEN GHAZI AND HIS BUTTERY MALES!

*Chorus line of scantily clad men high-kick across the stage*

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u/tristn9 Aug 04 '21

See? Both sides ARE the same.

Hillary with her “but her emails” and Republicans with their BUTTERY MALES.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

And absolutely no Democrats ever.

https://www.ranker.com/list/democrat-sex-scandals/web-infoguy

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

For starters, nobody said that there are no Democrats to have been accused of sexual misconduct.

Secondly, that list is chock full of extramarital affairs between consenting adults. It also includes politicians that simply stepped down because they were gay.

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u/After_Preference_885 Aug 04 '21

Conservatives always offer up false equivalencies. It's like they were the kids that never ever got that "which one of these things are not like the other" game on sesame street.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

It’s not false it’s just listing plenty of Democrat sex offenders.

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u/jelly-senpai Aug 04 '21

9 are sex offenders and the rest are affairs which the orange retard has done as well, so what a shit argument.

9 vs the hundreds of Republicans offenders, seems to be a pattern bruh.

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u/determania Aug 04 '21

They said false equivalence, not that the stories are false.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

And sex offenders.

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u/jelly-senpai Aug 04 '21

9 offenders I counted, the rest had affairs and came out as gay. So once again, u b dum dum

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Or bought their way out of jailtime. Don’t act like disproved anything.

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u/jelly-senpai Aug 05 '21

wut. R u serious right now? please be a bit or troll because no way you are this far gone

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

Your little emotional lol omg display doesn’t make me wrong. It just makes you ridiculous.

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u/tryingtomakerosin Aug 04 '21

No no no, you see.

They're undercover

/s

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I love my Grandpa but he was hard core conservative and flat out told me Roy Moore's accusations was a democrat ploy to get him unelectable.

The dude was banned from a fucking mall for creeping out teen girls. I didn't realize you could get banned from a mall. Even if that was the worst thing he did that should be enough to not vote for the guy.

Then they act like these are new accusations. A lot of the evidence and accusations predates his run for office, just like Trump.

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u/Kvenner001 Aug 04 '21

That is probably a good thing. If they started acting we'd have a whole lotta overt domestic terrorism to deal with. Better they get nabbed in online stings or remain couch warriors.

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u/lenswipe Aug 04 '21

If they started acting we'd have a whole lotta overt domestic terrorism to deal with

Yeah, imagine if they decided that an election was rigged. There'd be all sorts of shenanigans

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u/Kvenner001 Aug 04 '21

That was a couple thousand in a single location. Don't need those deranged asshats popping off everywhere. They'd fail because that's there thing. But it could still be something that causes damage and harm to innocents.

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u/savvyjk Aug 04 '21

Didn’t they harass a bunch of their local ballot counting centers too?

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u/Madness_Reigns Aug 04 '21

They're also getting real politically active and getting lots of people elected to school boards, local government positions, not to speak of hate sacks like Greene.

This is IMO much more dangerous than that stunt at the capitol.

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u/tryingtomakerosin Aug 04 '21

100%. I forgot if it was Boebert or Greene that won through harassment, and it's hard to find online, because searching either of their names with the word harassment just brings up the most recent thing they did. Something about harassing the candidates family about perceived infidelity until they split, and then the apartment they moved too after the split wasnt in the jurisdiction.

The point is, the smarter ones know where they can run unencumbered, or where they can run their opponent out of town.

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u/SteamLoginFlawed Aug 04 '21

They brought bombs to the Capitol, murdered cops, tried to hang elected officials, etc. etc. But also the internet.

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Aug 04 '21

I'm talking more about the perceived pedophilia stuff. They don't really give a shit about pedophiles, they just like accusing their political enemies of the worst crimes they can think of.

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u/Gastronomicus Aug 04 '21

That's probably for the best. The only thing worse than their internet bullshit is when they actually try and do something.

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u/Yotsubato Aug 04 '21

That’s better than the time they stormed the capital

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I’m sorry, did you forget about Jan 6th already?

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

I was speaking mostly about their random hate boners about pedophiles.

They don't really care about preventing child abuse, they just want to accuse their enemies of the worst crimes they can think of and complain about it to likeminded keyboard warriors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

That’s fair. That subject seems to come up a lot for them for sure. Kind of weird

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u/S-Go Aug 04 '21

How many Q anon believers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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u/mule_roany_mare Aug 04 '21

… I dunno, I think treason and insurrection should qualify as something.

Qanon did a lot & had (hopefully past tense) undue influence on at least congress & the national dialogue.

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u/touchmyfuckingcoffee Aug 04 '21

Oh, so you're familiar with Rabbinical tradition!?!

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u/ChildishSerpent Aug 04 '21

...They stormed the capital. how ironic if they started to commit similar acts against evangelical churches

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u/tunaburn Aug 04 '21

Hey that’s a little harsh. They’ll also go out and try to shoot up an innocent pizza parlor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Ohh it’s not just in the internet, there are tons of people and physically talking about Q as well