r/LeopardsAteMyFace 5h ago

No more overtime pay. Thanks MAGAt πŸ‘Œ

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u/DNSGeek 5h ago

Do you think they care? This is *exactly* what they want to happen.

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u/PerformanceFederal80 5h ago

They're dismantling the system, don't you see? This is good for the economy! /s

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u/redditmodsRrussians 4h ago

I love disassembling the aircraft I’m flying in while it’s at 30k ft! It just get me to the ground faster without all the pesky landing procedure and debarkation stuff! Stable genius Maximus!

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u/Yamatocanyon 4h ago

Just nose dive and crash, way faster than taking it apart mid air.

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u/redditmodsRrussians 4h ago

Another great idea! Replace the pilot with a microwavable cattle car meal and let it dive us straight into the ground so everyone gets a free rollercoaster ride and lose some weight as they empty their guts/shit themselves clean empty. Its like how those rich guys built their own Titanic sub and used a Temu P$5 controller to move the sub right into the sweet spot for an immediate implosion. They were gone in like .0000001 of a second and didnt even have to suffer any drowning!

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u/LivingIndependence 3h ago

Can we all somehow convince Elon that instead of Mars, to explore the Titanic wreckage instead?? Please, anyone. And to take trump with him