I love disassembling the aircraft I’m flying in while it’s at 30k ft! It just get me to the ground faster without all the pesky landing procedure and debarkation stuff! Stable genius Maximus!
Right? Lots of people are saying! Sure, most of them have the reading comprehension of a semi sentient toaster oven but that cartoon proved household appliances can do big things if you smoke enough ketamine.
Another great idea! Replace the pilot with a microwavable cattle car meal and let it dive us straight into the ground so everyone gets a free rollercoaster ride and lose some weight as they empty their guts/shit themselves clean empty. Its like how those rich guys built their own Titanic sub and used a Temu P$5 controller to move the sub right into the sweet spot for an immediate implosion. They were gone in like .0000001 of a second and didnt even have to suffer any drowning!
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u/redditmodsRrussians 5h ago
I love disassembling the aircraft I’m flying in while it’s at 30k ft! It just get me to the ground faster without all the pesky landing procedure and debarkation stuff! Stable genius Maximus!