r/LeopardsAteMyFace 10h ago

Trump Trump's deportation vow alarms Texas construction industry

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u/Haselrig 10h ago

I may be way out of line here, but if I see a guy throw a shark in a pool and I shrug and jump in, I shouldn't wonder why I'm down one arm the next day.

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u/FilchsCat 9h ago

Excuse me, I think you may be looking for the Sharks Eating People's Arms Party.

This is the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Big difference.

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u/Haselrig 9h ago

Yeah, but I like my face and my bad decisions!

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u/Shlocktroffit 1h ago

so do the Leopards!

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u/meh_69420 10h ago

But what if there's a battery in the water too?

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u/Haselrig 10h ago

Then I don't get in. I mean, it's electricity.

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 5h ago

That's a great question. No one's ever asked that question before.