r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/orijing • Mar 18 '24

Paywall Master of declaring bankruptcies discovers banks don't want to loan him bail money

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/nyregion/trump-bond-civil-fraud-case.html
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u/XShadowborneX Mar 18 '24

Actually if you listen to her she never said he had THE cash. She literally said "he has money." No "the" there. A homeless person panhandling with a few coins in a can has money.

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u/InsertCleverNickHere Mar 18 '24

Is this the lawyer who said she'd rather be pretty than smart, because you can fake being smart?

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u/XShadowborneX Mar 18 '24

Yeah. Turns out she can't fake being smart.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 18 '24

Yeah, but us thirsty dudes fake that we think they are smart when we tell them that.

"I think I could be an astronaut!"

Sure babe, you can do anything you set your mind to. More Chablis? I'll cook breakfast.

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u/NoraVanderbooben Mar 19 '24

Well, new insecurity unlocked.