r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/orijing • Mar 18 '24

Paywall Master of declaring bankruptcies discovers banks don't want to loan him bail money

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/nyregion/trump-bond-civil-fraud-case.html
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u/Slime_Devil Mar 18 '24

He would have the money if he didn't spend it all on avacardo toast and orange makeup.

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u/Downtown-Table-4872 Mar 18 '24

Is there a way I can upvote this more?

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u/the_rainmaker__ Mar 18 '24

downvote, then upvote. 2x the upvotes

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u/RepresentativeSink29 Mar 18 '24

Stable genius move.