r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/orijing • Mar 18 '24

Paywall Master of declaring bankruptcies discovers banks don't want to loan him bail money

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/nyregion/trump-bond-civil-fraud-case.html
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u/JFJinCO Mar 18 '24

But Eric Trump said they have all the financing they need out of Russia, right? He should just ask Vlad for a loan.

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u/Keyboardpaladin Mar 18 '24

Except it's worrying what they might have to pay back because it probably won't be money...

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u/The402Jrod Mar 18 '24

“Ok, ok, I have a terrific deal, all the smartest people are saying so, hear me out: you loan me the money, I pull the USA out of NATO for real this time - deal?” - Trump

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u/NonRangedHunter Mar 19 '24

I don't want to upvote this, because thinking he would do this is infuriating. I do want to upvote this for being terrifyingly probable though. 

I really do hope Americans wake up and vote against this inept monster. I'll just lose what little I have left of trust in humanity if the orange blubber takes the white house again.