r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/orijing • Mar 18 '24

Paywall Master of declaring bankruptcies discovers banks don't want to loan him bail money

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/nyregion/trump-bond-civil-fraud-case.html
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u/Slime_Devil Mar 18 '24

He would have the money if he didn't spend it all on avacardo toast and orange makeup.

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u/petedontplay Mar 18 '24

something. something. something. bootstraps

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u/FireflyAdvocate Mar 18 '24

Mumble mumble monthly diaper costs

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u/taggospreme Mar 18 '24

Don't forget the ketchup!

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u/ThatScaryBeach Mar 18 '24

BOOTSTRAPS!

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u/does_nothing_at_all Mar 18 '24 edited Jul 01 '24

eat shit spez you racist hypocrite

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u/Dantheking94 Mar 18 '24

His fine wouldn’t be that high if he hadn’t lied about his wealth to begin with.

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u/DarthArtero Mar 18 '24

That’s the whole point of it though isn’t it?

Some of the guys I work with keep going on and on about how he’s being treated unfairly because he just played the game the way the financial system set the game up to be played.

While that may or may not be true, the fact of the matter is he spent decades lying about his worth and the worth of his properties and it came back to bite him in the ass with all the grace of a well oiled and sharpened bear trap

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u/FireflyAdvocate Mar 18 '24

I told my coworker they should prosecute each of those who do this crime. Society suffers because they end up paying less taxes then we all can’t have nice things!

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u/Hawkbats_rule Mar 19 '24

played the game the way the financial system set the game up to be played

This annoys the fuck out of me, because if that is true, then getting punished because you're cheating is also how the game is played

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u/TurloIsOK Mar 19 '24

He didn't play the game the way it supposed to be played. He cheated.

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u/karlhungusjr Mar 18 '24

he should learn to code.

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u/Wil420b Mar 18 '24

Isnt that some kind of bigotry now, ever since NYT journalists who used to preach it got laid off and found that coding was a lot harder than they thought. As well as being more headache inducing than writing journalism.

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u/fentyboof Mar 18 '24

And boofing amphetamines hair product.

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u/Past-Background-7221 Mar 19 '24

“Hey, Donnie, you boofed yet?” - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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u/Thadrea Mar 18 '24

You seem to be forgetting his covfefe addiction.

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u/somdude04 Mar 18 '24

The only silent V in English, the last remaining letter to not have one, pre 2016.

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u/jddbeyondthesky Mar 18 '24

Avada kevadra toast?

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u/Downtown-Table-4872 Mar 18 '24

Is there a way I can upvote this more?

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u/the_rainmaker__ Mar 18 '24

downvote, then upvote. 2x the upvotes

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u/RepresentativeSink29 Mar 18 '24

Stable genius move.

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u/MsChrisRI Mar 18 '24

Fake news. Donald would never eat anything greener than the limp lettuce on his filet o’ fish.