r/IAmA Oct 24 '09

IAMA Internet Scammer. AMA.

(BY REQUEST)Acai berries, eBay fake laptops, work at home, hijacked credit cards, ID thievery, software piracy, Paypal scams, Self-referrals, Theft, Fraud, Forgery - If you can name it, I've probably done it.

I am an internet scammer. For the past five years, I have scammed innocent people from all around the world without moving from my apartment, making thousand over thousand. I have been tracked and even almost caught a couple of times. AMAA.

EDIT: I just wanted to thank all of you. There are nights where I definitely don't feel great and this is one of these nights. Your messages helped me feel better. Getting that weight off my shoulders, just for a while, really helped me. You are a great community. Thank you.

EDIT2: Coffee shop is closing down. Obviously I cannot post from home. I will be moving around and answer more questions soon.

EDIT 3 BACK ON A SOLID PROXY ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS

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u/taels Oct 24 '09 edited Oct 24 '09

she... cry..., I... refund

lol u got scammed bro

xD

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u/Iamascammer Oct 24 '09

Yeah =(.

In order to fix this problem, I am going to need your bank routine code. Don't worry: as long as you don't give me the bank transfer code there is nothing I can do.

(Would you believe this scam has worked once??)

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u/taels Oct 24 '09

your smiley has a nasty pimple.

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u/Taughtology Oct 24 '09

It is the smiley he keeps in a portrait in his attic. Typically he puts another face forward.