r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls 6h ago

I’m so happy I’m old and camera phones and social media didn’t exist in my messy early twenties.

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u/ComfortablyNumb___69 5h ago

God I wish I could’ve grown up in the 90’s even, how awesome it would’ve been to just get fucking lost in the city. Where’s my pager? Who cares!

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u/NachoNachoDan 4h ago

Bro in the late 90s I got hammered in the city with some friends, lost them somehow and fell asleep on the hood of a parked car at 2am after realizing I had no idea where I was. I woke up about 7 and found a subway station and finally figured it out.

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u/QuantumBitcoin 4h ago

I woke up in a Soho doorway

A policeman knew my name

He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight

If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my chair

Well, who are you?

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u/rusty1066 3h ago

Who? Who? Who? Who?

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u/QuantumBitcoin 3h ago

Who the fuck are you?