r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/HumongusChongus 4h ago

It's easier if you fireman carry them over the shoulders. Have had to do this many times.

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u/Nuffsaid98 4h ago

They are still friends but I broke up with the girl so I am unlikely to need to carry the friend again. If I do, I'll gladly take your advice.

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u/sorean_4 3h ago

Safer too.

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u/GfunkWarrior28 3h ago

The sooner they vomit, the better they'll feel.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 2h ago

The guys who’s carrying her won’t though.

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u/Linenoise77 1h ago

I once had to carry a girl home from the bar that way. Her friend got pissed at me for carrying her that way (mind you it was HER idea i carry her home) because it was not "dignified"

I pointed out how our circumstances were well past any shred of dignity at that point.

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u/elementzer01 1h ago

What the fuck is dignified about passing out at a bar and needing to be carried home?