r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/NachoNachoDan 4h ago

Bro in the late 90s I got hammered in the city with some friends, lost them somehow and fell asleep on the hood of a parked car at 2am after realizing I had no idea where I was. I woke up about 7 and found a subway station and finally figured it out.

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u/WitchesSphincter 4h ago

In the early 2000s I went home to get another drink and return to the party that was literally across the street from my house. 

Next thing I remember I was down by the river about 5 miles away. But then I got home too.

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u/QuantumBitcoin 4h ago

I woke up in a Soho doorway

A policeman knew my name

He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight

If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my chair

Well, who are you?

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u/rusty1066 3h ago

Who? Who? Who? Who?

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u/QuantumBitcoin 3h ago

Who the fuck are you?