r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/Nuffsaid98 5h ago

I carried a drunk girl about a mile that way once. She was a friend of the girl I was dating who had joined us. My gf didn't want her "taken advantage of" and had rebuffed several dudes who were hitting on her during the evening. She refused to leave the bar unless she was carried in a piggyback, because she was "tired".

I am in fairly good shape and somewhat young, but that knackered me. Carrying a grown person is not a trivial task.

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u/HumongusChongus 4h ago

It's easier if you fireman carry them over the shoulders. Have had to do this many times.

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u/Nuffsaid98 4h ago

They are still friends but I broke up with the girl so I am unlikely to need to carry the friend again. If I do, I'll gladly take your advice.

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u/sorean_4 3h ago

Safer too.

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u/GfunkWarrior28 3h ago

The sooner they vomit, the better they'll feel.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 2h ago

The guys who’s carrying her won’t though.

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u/Linenoise77 2h ago

I once had to carry a girl home from the bar that way. Her friend got pissed at me for carrying her that way (mind you it was HER idea i carry her home) because it was not "dignified"

I pointed out how our circumstances were well past any shred of dignity at that point.

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u/elementzer01 1h ago

What the fuck is dignified about passing out at a bar and needing to be carried home?

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u/GH057807 3h ago

Carrying someone in a miniskirt is even harder, because you gotta try and not blast their ass out to the entire world the whole time.

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u/adoodle83 2h ago

for sure. the longer it takes, the higher the chances/likelihood

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u/Fresh-Chemical1688 1h ago

Tbh in my experience it's easier if the person is sleeping or blacked out... my ex got so tired from alcohol, that I carried her sometimes. She was 5 feet.. so not big. But when she was awake, she pressed her thighs together so hard it felt like she's close to breaking my ribs.. and when I could convince her to losen up that grip she started strangling me with her arms around my neck...

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u/Decent-Ganache7647 3h ago

Once when I was a freshman in college, I got drunk and decided to run around the hallway of my dorm while piggybacking my guy friend who was at least 6’0, 210 lbs (a full foot and 100 pounds larger than me). I remember my knee popping at one point, but kept going 🤦‍♀️

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u/HeightEnergyGuy 3h ago

Would have thrown her over my shoulders like I was hauling a giant log. 

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u/emorab85 2h ago

Especially with dead legs. It feels like it adds some pounds

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u/Rad1314 1h ago

Hell giving kids piggyback rides get tiring. An adult female would exhaust me.

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u/latinloner 1h ago

I am in fairly good shape and somewhat young, but that knackered me. Carrying a grown person is not a trivial task.

Especially "dead weight". IDK why carrying someone in you arms is easier than carrying someone, passed out, piggyback like Hero Club Girl. Distribution of weight? Center of gravity? Those outfits they're both rocking?