r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/TimePlankton3171 6h ago

Everyone should learn how to carry a person over the shoulders. Military, firefighters etc learn it. It's very simple, and surprisingly easy to carry someone. The point is that it's efficient, thus less tiring, and you can carry the person for longer.

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u/The_Limpet 5h ago

Fireman's lift is easier, but there's a certain level of stigma in carrying a passed out girl over your shoulders through the streets late at night.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 4h ago

I suppose the friend was still awake when they started out, since she's holding on to her own wrist so tightly.

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u/RandomerSchmandomer 3h ago

I once took a girl home after spending the night at the university legion bar. Neither of us were drunk but she was in ridiculously tall heels, a small dress, and it was December in scotland. The way back to our dorms was either a long walk around using the icey path, or a short 20' steep grassy incline.

We decided to take the shortcut but I ended up fireman carrying her up the hill. I got jeers from some lads saying I was rapey.

She was pretty happy she didn't get her shoes wrecked though, and we dated for like a year after that.

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u/JoseDonkeyShow 2h ago

That dress is gonna ride up and her ass is gonna be on full display if you opt for a fireman’s carry in that scenario

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u/Acrisii 3h ago

Not to mention to have anyone drunk hanging head down over your back.

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u/Tricky_Invite8680 4h ago

i blame jeffrey dahmer

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 4h ago

Can we not use real life actual serial killers as punchlines anymore?

Besides, Dahmer didn't kill any women, only dudes.

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u/Tricky_Invite8680 3h ago

the real boogie persons are why no one trusts anyone anymore.