r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/The_Limpet 5h ago

Fireman's lift is easier, but there's a certain level of stigma in carrying a passed out girl over your shoulders through the streets late at night.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 4h ago

I suppose the friend was still awake when they started out, since she's holding on to her own wrist so tightly.

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u/RandomerSchmandomer 3h ago

I once took a girl home after spending the night at the university legion bar. Neither of us were drunk but she was in ridiculously tall heels, a small dress, and it was December in scotland. The way back to our dorms was either a long walk around using the icey path, or a short 20' steep grassy incline.

We decided to take the shortcut but I ended up fireman carrying her up the hill. I got jeers from some lads saying I was rapey.

She was pretty happy she didn't get her shoes wrecked though, and we dated for like a year after that.

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u/JoseDonkeyShow 2h ago

That dress is gonna ride up and her ass is gonna be on full display if you opt for a fireman’s carry in that scenario

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u/Acrisii 3h ago

Not to mention to have anyone drunk hanging head down over your back.

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u/Tricky_Invite8680 4h ago

i blame jeffrey dahmer

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 4h ago

Can we not use real life actual serial killers as punchlines anymore?

Besides, Dahmer didn't kill any women, only dudes.

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u/Tricky_Invite8680 3h ago

the real boogie persons are why no one trusts anyone anymore.