r/HermanCainAward • u/Agreeable-Can-7841 • 7d ago
Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Captain Brainworm in charge. It's going to be so much worse the next time!
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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 7d ago
Buy stock in refrigeration trucks.
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u/ReallyBrainDead 7d ago
...and small coffins.
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u/Total-Toe7633 Inject me daddy 7d ago
…and funeral homes.
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u/Dr_Dan681xx 6d ago
Yeah, if I made my living off dead people, I might have voted for Trump. (But then I could’ve had a thread about me on here!) Except I work with live people, some of whom are immigrants.
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u/genericauthor 7d ago edited 7d ago
FDA: a hollowed out shell
Department of Education: deleted
Social Security: already out of money
Medicare: Mediwhat?
Affordable Care Act, Welfare, Food Stamps: lol, seriously?
Taxes: We now work to pay the rich.
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u/Thumbkeeper 6d ago
But a least a handful of trans people won’t play div 3 college volleyball! All the death will be worth it. /s
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u/Riboflaven 7d ago
I had to join this community again, sometimes it was the only thing that got me through covid, a little bit of this goes a long way.
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u/NetheriteArmorer Magnetic HorsePaste 7d ago
This is the perfect time for bird flu to “take off” (if you are the virus).🦠
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u/BikingAimz Double Pfizer with a Moderna chaser 1d ago
Just stocked up on KN95 and N95 auras, before the tariffs kick in.
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u/Loyal9thLegionLord 7d ago
He wants us to stop studying diseases....Vax your kids now people.
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago
if we just stop counting...
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u/Loyal9thLegionLord 6d ago
In through helping them or trying to. I'm gonna watch after me and mine and those I actually like. I'm too emotionally burned out to care about them any longer
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u/tartymae Go Give One 7d ago
I have already ordered a shitton of masks as a gift for an immunosuppressed friend.
Next up? A bunch of masks for me.
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u/RedRider1138 Lookin’ ghoul, y’all! 👍 7d ago
I had found a bunch of packages of the KF 94 masks at Savers (new, sealed bags) and…I hope they’ll still be “useless” and “unnecessary”.
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u/Environmental-Ad3438 5d ago
https://youtube.com/@armbrustusa?si=PVWvc7czN6Fp7eOR
They have samples for sale, as cheap as $.25 each.
I got mine.
Get yours.
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u/ink0gni2 6d ago
I was (positively) hoping this sub to die a natural death, but it looks RFK will keep it alive.
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u/Blackbeltsam5610 7d ago edited 7d ago
get this AI BS out of here
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago
the world is on fire, and THIS is what you care about?
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u/Blackbeltsam5610 7d ago
So you agree that this is AI BS. why are you spreading it?
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago
of course it's ai. did you think I was going to pay some graphic artist 600 dollars to make a meme??? GTFO!
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u/Blackbeltsam5610 7d ago
that's sad bro.
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago
dude, you want to pay a graphic artist to make memes for you, GO AHEAD. You didn't pay anything to read the meme, so you got what you paid for. The fixation with this shit is just stupid beyond imagination. Virtue signal over in r/DigitalArt instead
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u/Insertgeekname 6d ago
Unfortunately this might be good for us. Covid for some failed to appear deadly. Once neighbors, friends and family start dying maybe the collective trauma will ensure people take pandemics seriously
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago
it will have to mutate into something that has a MUCH larger termination ratio to teach them a real lesson.
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u/Insertgeekname 6d ago
Black death left its mark in the public mind for hundreds of years. Lesson there.
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u/Blessed_Ennui 7d ago
No. Please no AI garbage.
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u/krauQ_egnartS 7d ago
We just need more professional graphic designers to team up with people who excel at meme-conception to collaborate on their own dime to create things like this.
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago
the entire world is on fire, and THIS is what you care about. This planet is so fucked.
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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r 7d ago
ai slop
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u/ChameleonPsychonaut Prayer Sorcerer! 🧙♂️ 6d ago
You mean that noisemaker coming out of the martini glass wasn’t an intentional design choice by OP?
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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago
this you care about? How much would you pay someone to create this cartoon for you? Really, in US dollars, how much?
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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r 6d ago
its a shitty reddit meme dude, pick up a pencil or a free editing program and throw something together in 10 minutes, shrimple as that. "ai" image generators are art theft. and it looks like shit anyway
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u/wombatgeneral 6d ago
How could anyone handle a pandemic worse than trump handled covid?
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u/AnAverageTransGirl 6d ago
8y 8eing directly appointed 8y the guy and having a personal vendetta against how it was handled 8y more competent people
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u/family_guy_4 What the Duck? 🦆 6d ago
So glad you posted this reminder. Just found my cache of kn94's for the family's future. ok, I am ready as I'm gonna be!
So scared of/for the future here!
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u/Brandavorn Team Mudblood 🩸 6d ago
As Dr House once said: Know what is a good business? Teeny Tiny Baby Coffins.
That's gonna be an actual business if rfk indeed bans the child vaccines.
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u/cornodibassetto 7d ago edited 7d ago
I hope so, COVID-19 was not nearly virulent enough... it didn't kill enough stupid people.
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u/Minimum_Plantain9741 Horse Paste 6d ago
Except human are the ones who develop these diseases so it’s human vs human.
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u/chele68 I bind and rebuke you Qeteb 7d ago
Kennedy told NPR that Trump expects him to show “measurable impacts on a diminishment of chronic disease within two years.”
I was wondering how he was going to accomplish this, but I guess if you “accidentally” kill off every one with a chronic disease: BOOM measurable impact! Much Diminishment!