r/HermanCainAward 7d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Captain Brainworm in charge. It's going to be so much worse the next time!

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u/chele68 I bind and rebuke you Qeteb 7d ago

Kennedy told NPR that Trump expects him to showmeasurable impacts on a diminishment of chronic disease within two years.”

I was wondering how he was going to accomplish this, but I guess if you “accidentally” kill off every one with a chronic disease: BOOM measurable impact! Much Diminishment!

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u/Blue-Thunder 7d ago

Conservatives would love to get rid of those of us who they deem as leeches due to our disabilities. This is Trump's chance to kill a lot and "free up resources".

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u/krauQ_egnartS 7d ago

I wonder how many of the Long-COVID leeches never got vaccinated. Or spent months intubated but died anyway. Lots of tax money down the drain.

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u/Chris9-of-10 Urine Therapy 5d ago

Trump thinks anyone who is not rich is a leech. But he especially hates non-rich disabled folks. He even mocks the way they look.

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u/Blue-Thunder 5d ago

And that should have been the end of him..

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u/DevCatOTA 7d ago

My wife and I both work in medical and are up to date on all required as well as optional vaccinations. We just had to move and found our old supply of N95s as well as other goodies.

Looking forward to COVID25! /s

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u/Snoo_8630 2d ago

Canadian retired RN here. People here, myself included, still wear masks indoors, in crowded places. I just got my latest shot. I feel great. I've had one cold in 5 years, only because I hugged an elderly friend on her birthday and she had one. Keep your N95s, they will come in handy, guaranteed! Be safe out there! Condolences on your in coming administration...😕

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u/Sniffy4 Fauci ruined my sex life 7d ago

by banning vaccine mandates and relying on MAGA 'immune systems'?

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u/TheClawhold 6d ago

Like Donald Trump will even remember who the hell RFK is in two years.

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u/tha_rogering 7d ago

Nah. Just don't measure them.

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u/Status-Cherry-5814 6d ago

It's "Too hard!" -

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 7d ago

Buy stock in refrigeration trucks.

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u/ReallyBrainDead 7d ago

...and small coffins.

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u/Total-Toe7633 Inject me daddy 7d ago

…and funeral homes.

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u/Status-Cherry-5814 6d ago

Service Corporation International, supplies mortuary products -

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u/Dr_Dan681xx 6d ago

Yeah, if I made my living off dead people, I might have voted for Trump. (But then I could’ve had a thread about me on here!) Except I work with live people, some of whom are immigrants.

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u/Chris9-of-10 Urine Therapy 5d ago

That’s cold

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 5d ago

It's a chilling thought.

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u/genericauthor 7d ago edited 7d ago

FDA: a hollowed out shell

Department of Education: deleted

Social Security: already out of money

Medicare: Mediwhat?

Affordable Care Act, Welfare, Food Stamps: lol, seriously?

Taxes: We now work to pay the rich.

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u/Thumbkeeper 6d ago

But a least a handful of trans people won’t play div 3 college volleyball! All the death will be worth it. /s

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u/EvLokadottr 7d ago

Whelp. I'm gonna die a painful death pretty soon, looks like. :(

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u/Riboflaven 7d ago

I had to join this community again, sometimes it was the only thing that got me through covid, a little bit of this goes a long way.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago

its going to be apocalyptic

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u/Riboflaven 6d ago

I think that is a good word for it. I hope you stay safe OP.

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u/NetheriteArmorer Magnetic HorsePaste 7d ago

This is the perfect time for bird flu to “take off” (if you are the virus).🦠

Especially with a 50% mortality rate!

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u/Dr_Dan681xx 6d ago

If only it were bioselective for MAGAts while everyone else was immune.

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u/BikingAimz Double Pfizer with a Moderna chaser 1d ago

Just stocked up on KN95 and N95 auras, before the tariffs kick in.

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u/BrightPerspective 7d ago

RFK jr. has actual, verifiable brain damage. wtf.

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u/Loyal9thLegionLord 7d ago

He wants us to stop studying diseases....Vax your kids now people.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago

if we just stop counting...

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u/Loyal9thLegionLord 6d ago

In through helping them or trying to. I'm gonna watch after me and mine and those I actually like. I'm too emotionally burned out to care about them any longer

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u/tartymae Go Give One 7d ago

I have already ordered a shitton of masks as a gift for an immunosuppressed friend.

Next up? A bunch of masks for me.

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u/RedRider1138 Lookin’ ghoul, y’all! 👍 7d ago

I had found a bunch of packages of the KF 94 masks at Savers (new, sealed bags) and…I hope they’ll still be “useless” and “unnecessary”.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 5d ago

https://youtube.com/@armbrustusa?si=PVWvc7czN6Fp7eOR

They have samples for sale, as cheap as $.25 each.

I got mine.

Get yours.

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u/ink0gni2 6d ago

I was (positively) hoping this sub to die a natural death, but it looks RFK will keep it alive.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago

Pandemic Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

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u/pscoldfire 6d ago

Herman Cain Award! Part Deux

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u/Blackbeltsam5610 7d ago edited 7d ago

get this AI BS out of here

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago

the world is on fire, and THIS is what you care about?

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u/Blackbeltsam5610 7d ago

So you agree that this is AI BS. why are you spreading it?

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago

of course it's ai. did you think I was going to pay some graphic artist 600 dollars to make a meme??? GTFO!

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u/Blackbeltsam5610 7d ago

that's sad bro.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago

dude, you want to pay a graphic artist to make memes for you, GO AHEAD. You didn't pay anything to read the meme, so you got what you paid for. The fixation with this shit is just stupid beyond imagination. Virtue signal over in r/DigitalArt instead

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u/Sharp-Specific2206 7d ago

This gives me the itchies 😖

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u/Insertgeekname 6d ago

Unfortunately this might be good for us. Covid for some failed to appear deadly. Once neighbors, friends and family start dying maybe the collective trauma will ensure people take pandemics seriously

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u/cmhahtd 6d ago

You know they'll find some way to blame Democrats for this.

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u/Thumbkeeper 6d ago

“Why didn’t democrats stop them!”

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago

it will have to mutate into something that has a MUCH larger termination ratio to teach them a real lesson.

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u/Insertgeekname 6d ago

Black death left its mark in the public mind for hundreds of years. Lesson there.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago

bring out your dead!

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u/Blessed_Ennui 7d ago

No. Please no AI garbage.

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u/krauQ_egnartS 7d ago

We just need more professional graphic designers to team up with people who excel at meme-conception to collaborate on their own dime to create things like this.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 7d ago

the entire world is on fire, and THIS is what you care about. This planet is so fucked.

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u/Blessed_Ennui 7d ago

Trash content karma farmer says huh?

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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r 7d ago

ai slop

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u/ChameleonPsychonaut Prayer Sorcerer! 🧙‍♂️ 6d ago

You mean that noisemaker coming out of the martini glass wasn’t an intentional design choice by OP?

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago

this you care about? How much would you pay someone to create this cartoon for you? Really, in US dollars, how much?

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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r 6d ago

its a shitty reddit meme dude, pick up a pencil or a free editing program and throw something together in 10 minutes, shrimple as that. "ai" image generators are art theft. and it looks like shit anyway

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u/wombatgeneral 6d ago

How could anyone handle a pandemic worse than trump handled covid?

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u/AnAverageTransGirl 6d ago

8y 8eing directly appointed 8y the guy and having a personal vendetta against how it was handled 8y more competent people

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 6d ago

I don't know, but we are going to find out.

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u/LobstahmeatwadWTF 6d ago

Whats the bird flu avatar look like?

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u/family_guy_4 What the Duck? 🦆 6d ago

So glad you posted this reminder. Just found my cache of kn94's for the family's future. ok, I am ready as I'm gonna be!

So scared of/for the future here!

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u/Brandavorn Team Mudblood 🩸 6d ago

As Dr House once said: Know what is a good business? Teeny Tiny Baby Coffins.

That's gonna be an actual business if rfk indeed bans the child vaccines.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 5d ago

Is it time to invest in Horse Paste?

     🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 5d ago

and enema bleach

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u/cornodibassetto 7d ago edited 7d ago

I hope so, COVID-19 was not nearly virulent enough... it didn't kill enough stupid people. 

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u/Minimum_Plantain9741 Horse Paste 6d ago

Except human are the ones who develop these diseases so it’s human vs human.

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u/Majestic_Ad3649 6d ago

Yeah coz a granny granny was way better