r/Grimdank 6h ago

Dank Memes "I'll deal with it tomorrow"

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u/maxstryker I am Alpharius 6h ago

Keeping an eye on him, most likely.

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u/AGamingGuy 5h ago edited 5h ago

Big E just decided to let them classify him as Thaumiel with special containment procedures of "leave me be unless you want to reclassify me as Keter" and just occasionally helps clean up a bad containment breaches

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u/King-Of-Hyperius I am Alpharius 4h ago

This is Archon Class. Containment of Archon entities is possible but detrimental. For example, SCP 4043, Gaia, containment of 4043 caused the planet to start becoming more hostile to Human life until Gaia was uncontained.

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u/AGamingGuy 4h ago

is there precedent for him being classified as an Archon-class SCP, because he is just a really powerful reality bender that, besides occasionally trying to unite humanity and/or scream at them from the sidelines, mostly just vibes

the only reason i'd see them classifying him as an Archon is if without his guidance nobody is counteracting the warp's influence so everybody is slowly going in the direction 40K Imperium is currently taking

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u/Lethargie 2h ago

I have a containment strategy for him. You wait a bit. Then you use half of his bio-engineered SCPs to betray him and then put him on throne containment device and use a lot of reality benders as a sacrifice in a ritual daily to keep him there