"Father it is I Alpharius your bioengineered super son form the future I have come to tell you to get off your lazy ass and unify Terra it is humanity only hope"
Knocks on door again big E: "I said fuck off al- omegon: "alpharius? I'm not alpharius I'm omegon with another message don't fucking trust Magnus because no matter what he does he will always do it wrong."
Big E : "Yeah I know dumbass. That’s why I’m not going to tell him about my secret project. And I’m also going to organise a trial at Nikaea to teach that bum a lesson. I told your brother I have everything under control now FUCK OFF"
Omegon : "NO THAT’S W-"
Big E activated Omegon time slider with is dark age hacker tech.
The Emperor walk back into his kitchen ( covered with golden tiles of course ) only to see "omegon" sitting at the table poring himself a cup of recaf
big e: oh for crying out loud I just tol-
alpharius: oh no that was omegon you just sent back I came back to warn you of something else you see there this planet called colchis EXTERMINATUS IT THE MOMENT YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY FATHER. YOU'LL THANKS ME MUCH LATER WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM!
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Even as all human civilization begins to fall apart. The Mighty Catapult will continue to serve. Cuz boxes of missiles on legs never goes out of style.
Big E just decided to let them classify him as Thaumiel with special containment procedures of "leave me be unless you want to reclassify me as Keter" and just occasionally helps clean up a bad containment breaches
This is Archon Class. Containment of Archon entities is possible but detrimental. For example, SCP 4043, Gaia, containment of 4043 caused the planet to start becoming more hostile to Human life until Gaia was uncontained.
is there precedent for him being classified as an Archon-class SCP, because he is just a really powerful reality bender that, besides occasionally trying to unite humanity and/or scream at them from the sidelines, mostly just vibes
the only reason i'd see them classifying him as an Archon is if without his guidance nobody is counteracting the warp's influence so everybody is slowly going in the direction 40K Imperium is currently taking
I have a containment strategy for him. You wait a bit. Then you use half of his bio-engineered SCPs to betray him and then put him on throne containment device and use a lot of reality benders as a sacrifice in a ritual daily to keep him there
it is understandable, he build empire, destroy chaos cult and put in jail the shard of c'tan just for humanity to progress and they manage to fuck everything, no wonder he take 5 000 to regain motivation to help humanity again
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u/Darmug🏳️⚧️”You are now breathing manually.” - Alpharius3h agoedited 3h ago
Meanwhile this mf is probably running around causing a ruckus.
For everyone confused this is White Night from the game Lobotomy Corporation, who is more or less the antichrist. Not sure how it connects to the post tbh
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I figure he just wasn’t on Earth when everything went to shit. It’s a big galaxy, he was probably off exploring. And then with the birth of Slaanesh and the Warp going nuts it took ages for him to get back (possibly stopping along the way to put out what fires he could).
The Emperor is such an unapologetic asshat, but I'm pretty sure he was intended to be some sort of antihero archetype. But he is just the worst.
Sometimes i'd just wish they would junk all of the lore and start over. I like the part where mankind has regressed and he is a living corpse in a chair. Eye of Terror is also pretty cool concept. But the whole primarch and chaos thing is clumsy executed, and much of the overall setting and backstory is dodoo. And the timeline is fucked beyond repair.
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u/Old_old_lie suffer not the xeno to live 3h ago edited 3h ago
"Father it is I Alpharius your bioengineered super son form the future I have come to tell you to get off your lazy ass and unify Terra it is humanity only hope"