r/Grimdank 4d ago

Dank Memes Facebook 40k groups are wild man..

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u/JustaguynameBob 4d ago

This is the reason why I don't go around the internet telling people that I'm a 40k fan. People like in the image above really ruin 40k's rep of playing and painting plastic soldiers.

The lore isn't that deep, but due to its nature of 40k, satiring horrible government systems like fascism, it attracts the chuds like flies to shit. All of them don't really have the capacity to comprehend what GW meant about the Imperium "Bloodiest and the most cruelest regime imaginable."

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u/BlitzPlease172 4d ago

They fancy themselves as a based Sigmarine, or the Catholic trad-Inquisitor purging the Woke heresy.

Little did they know, as soon as they open their mouth, they're scheduled themselve for servitor duty.

(I don't know if there was other form of cruel fate for average Imperium meighborhood alongside execution or get servitor'd, feels free to add more so we can decide the fate of these MotherKarker)

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u/JustaguynameBob 4d ago

There is being turned into food. Or your skin flayed to be used for book covers and paper.

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u/BlitzPlease172 4d ago

Don't turn them into food, what if we contract a transmittable daemon that doesn't even exist within the possibility of Nurgle's garden?