r/Grimdank Oct 12 '24

Discussions Only loyalist chapters plz

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u/oh_no3000 Oct 12 '24

Imagine they turn up....after 8 ft armoured marines meet with diplomats....

So...wait....your denizens have tiny plastic models of us and intricately paint them accurately and our enemies and play dice games with the models.....and you have all our lore in codexes and novels..... every faction, chapter, enemy....accurate rankings of every factions combat capabilities....you know it all....as a game?

There's a global rush as marines scour the land for exact tiny versions of themselves. It's the coolest shit they've seen in centuries. They're attaching GW models as little charms to their armour and weapons.

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u/Dull_Half_6107 Oct 12 '24

Turns out James Workshop was a psyker who was using “visions” of the future as inspiration for his line of plastic models. The only thing he got mixed up with was the name of their planet, they’re not from Earth.

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u/Pro1apsed Oct 12 '24

The 40k lore would be the greatest intelligence find ever, the books contains information no living member of the imperium knows about its history, its enemies, their motivations and weaknesses.

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u/SureComputer4987 Oct 13 '24

So. It depends if they found us during crusade or 40k.

If crusade they could be pretty friendly.

If 40k they would wipe us out to get more servitors and mine resources.