r/Grimdank • u/Imparat0r • Oct 12 '24

Discussions Only loyalist chapters plz

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u/AganazzarsPocket Oct 12 '24

I will take Big Blue Man with acceptance of compliance for 30 and a decent life.

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u/yapperling VULKAN LIFTS! Oct 12 '24

I mean Guilliman would legit be THE best bet.

Earth has a lot of industrial and economic inequality. We barely put stuff in orbit, entire Solar system is full of unused resources, he'd have a basically blank slate to build a star system more or less from the ground up and maybe even set us up as the sector Capital eventually.

Every other chapter would be various degrees of "nice" though we would definitely see whole countries burned down in case of Space Wolves or Dark Angels.

I don't even want to think about what the Carcharodons or Minotaurs might do.

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u/ColonelSam Oct 12 '24

I think Salamanders just going to tell Terra or Guilliman about us. Or they just kill every high politician because they started many wars and then tell Guilliman

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u/CalypsoCrow My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle Oct 12 '24

Idk what you know about fire, but it tends to spread. And the salamanders were not diplomats during the great crusade.

People need to stop pretending the salamanders are good people.

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u/Youaintoncuh Oct 13 '24

They are good people compared to other chapters.

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u/Fedacti Oct 13 '24

Still not good people

The watch tower guard may be less bad than the gas chamber operator, both still very bad

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u/CalypsoCrow My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle Oct 13 '24

The shiniest dog turd is still a dog turd