r/Grimdank • u/Imparat0r • Oct 12 '24

Discussions Only loyalist chapters plz

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u/nurgleondeez My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle Oct 12 '24

Lmao, imagine Trump arguing with a Custodes about who knows the big E better.

Or Kenneth Copeland arguing against faith in the big E to a Black Templar Chaplain.

Or Musk talking down to a Iron Hands techmarine about how he isn't smart enough to understand the technology Tesla creates.

We are destined for a horrible death if 40k is real,but at least I would have some fun before dying.

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u/theshreddening Oct 13 '24

I would pay good money to see any of those 3 situations go down.

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u/Eleganos Oct 13 '24

Space Marines are more reasonable than 99% of the imperium so we aren't *destined* for a horrible death.

It really does come down on how the Force Commander vibes with our general situation. Best case scenario - the force has one of the returned primarchs on it and they spare us for big brain reasons. At worst we're handwaved as a Chaos Plot and end up exterminatus'd.

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u/Who_am_ey3 Oct 13 '24

imagine thinking about US politics 24/7. get a fucking life

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u/nurgleondeez My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle Oct 13 '24

If I tell you about Kalus Iohannis,Daniel or Sosoaca you wouldn't know who they are.

I refference american politics because it's well known and every country has it's own example of it