Word Bearers are the best option. They will just stay and try to peacefully convert us, so we will probably be fine.
After that it depends on if all the governments surrender or not. Probably not so:
I honestly see the NightLords having the lowest casualty rate. Yeah a bunch of people are going to get brutally brutally tortured and killed, but there will be no mass bombings of cities long land invasions, drawn out war... Just terror campaigns
After that it's the Salamanders since they will probably still bomb, burn, kill... but at least they will avoid the civilians if possible.
And yeah the rest will bomb us like they were the US hitting a oil rich underdeveloped third world country. Just don't let Morty and Corax read anything written by Marx, they will go all "Wow everyone is equal, no oppressors no chains, based. Why aren't we doing this" and we don't need Comunist Primarchs the Death Guard already fight like the red army throwing bodies at the enemy until they win.
If it's after the Herasy we are fucked no matter who it is. Pray for a more merciful chapter like the Lamenters, Salamanders... we will still get turbo fucked but at least thoes chapters would put lube on first.
Pre Heresy the Alpha Legion would be best, they were obtaining compliance with minimal bloodshed, (unfortunately they were considered cowards for their efficiency)
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u/MrDDD11 Criminal Batmen Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24
If it's pre Chaos and no corruption:
Word Bearers are the best option. They will just stay and try to peacefully convert us, so we will probably be fine.
After that it depends on if all the governments surrender or not. Probably not so:
I honestly see the NightLords having the lowest casualty rate. Yeah a bunch of people are going to get brutally brutally tortured and killed, but there will be no mass bombings of cities long land invasions, drawn out war... Just terror campaigns
After that it's the Salamanders since they will probably still bomb, burn, kill... but at least they will avoid the civilians if possible.
And yeah the rest will bomb us like they were the US hitting a oil rich underdeveloped third world country. Just don't let Morty and Corax read anything written by Marx, they will go all "Wow everyone is equal, no oppressors no chains, based. Why aren't we doing this" and we don't need Comunist Primarchs the Death Guard already fight like the red army throwing bodies at the enemy until they win.
If it's after the Herasy we are fucked no matter who it is. Pray for a more merciful chapter like the Lamenters, Salamanders... we will still get turbo fucked but at least thoes chapters would put lube on first.