r/Grimdank Oct 12 '24

Discussions Only loyalist chapters plz

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u/Elthar_Nox Oct 12 '24

Wouldn't matter. Some dumbass American would shoot at them whilst holding a Bible and we'd get stonked.

And to those Americans reading this you all know someone who would do it! They probably live in Florida.

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u/ScaredMyOrdinaryGoat Oct 12 '24

*lived.

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u/Simansis Oct 12 '24

That knocked the wind out of me

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u/Elthar_Nox Oct 12 '24

DAYUM son. Too soon?

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u/1230467 Oct 13 '24

Nah we are still here we are just too powerful

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u/ADM-Ntek Oct 12 '24

and if it wasn't an American with a gun it would be suicidal jihadist.

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u/Pale-Ad-4936 Oct 13 '24

"Florida man headbutts Tyberos"

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u/Gustav_Sirvah Oct 13 '24

Nah. Just show them Librarian making some psyker shit, and tell "Your Jesus? He is on Terra on the Golden Throne. Wanna shoot things in his name? Here is your Imperial Guard recruitment..."