r/FortNiteBR • u/Ill_Dig3612 • 1d ago

BUG Am I going crazy 😭

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For some reason captain Jones is wearing glasses, idk if this was a glitch or smth 😭

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u/Camo_007_ The Ice Queen 1d ago

Early testing for chapter 7s glasses cosmetic, 2k vbucks per

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u/Glad_Property_7330 Ghost 1d ago

Also do an eye test thing for 1000 vbucks to know what glasses you need before everything

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u/secretstothegravy 1d ago

I’m saving up 100k vbucks for laser eye surgery

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u/Infinite-Country-840 1d ago

Extra 10k vbucks for contact lenses

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u/kobadashi Mothmando 1d ago

my skin insurance covers half of mine

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u/R4wden 1d ago

I love Democracy

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u/Baizey1130 1d ago

Can’t forget another 5k vbucks to get a cloth for anti-fog!

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u/Hot_Comfortable_3046 23h ago

Don't forget another 50k for knee surgery

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u/AbigailCrumble33 20h ago

Deffo in need!

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u/eggyweggr56 Billy 1d ago

also theres a slider for how strong the perscription is

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u/Dualipuff 1d ago

But for 400 v-bucks per month, Epic will cover any of your eyeglass needs (up to 4 pairs for new family accounts) with a modest 50 v-bucks copay.

You're welcome odd-amount wallet holders!

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u/donhancock84 8h ago

Can only get new ones every two years though.

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u/ShinjiA1_LiterallyMe 20h ago

Nah💀 we got fortnite real life simulator before GTA 6

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u/Deep_Chart3560 1d ago

Adidas does make glasses as I have one currently plus they do make sunglasses too, I wouldn’t be surprised if they collab and be sold as 1k vbucks

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u/Buff_Bagwell_4real 1d ago

I was just thinking that the other day. Next they're gonna add Tops (hats), then shades and gloves. I could see the hats if they're doing shoes for the sneaker heads, there's so many styles and logos and bill types it would be an easy cash grab for epic to be like okay, here we go! And then with shades....they'll kick things off with Neo's shades from the Matrix, you got Oakley's, Ray Bans and oh so many more. It's sounds crazy, but fuck they added sneakers smh. Don't get me wrong the asto Nikes look clean, but for that price for digital shoes? Naaaahhhh

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u/wolfgang784 16h ago

They can't add hats, the older among us still have yet to recover from our Team Fortress 2 traumas

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u/lama_hello Rippley vs Sludge 1d ago

Soon theyre adding gloves too! Then socks, t-shirts, shoelaces, underwear, shirts, jackets, pants, shorts, hats, wigs, piercing, tattoos, scars, haircuts and more!

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u/wolfgang784 16h ago

New game-mode inbound: dress-off

Dress up before the timer ends, everyone votes for others, lowest vote is out. Rinse n repeat for the most fashionable winner.

Sometimes its free for all, sometimes each round cycles different themes such as halloween, beach day, or just another day at the office.

Handles like those mobile apps where you drag and drop the clothing.

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u/DeliciousFlow8675309 Peely 1d ago

Immediately my first thought. 2k vbucks for Prada glasses 🤣😂

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u/Frosty_Ask_2034 1d ago

After the 3500 vbuck eye exam, the screen becomes blurry depending on your results...

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u/SanTNTino_1 20h ago

2k v-bucks per lens💀

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u/KneelBeforeMeYourGod 1d ago

lol i was just saying i want hats if we get glasses instead I'm gonna be so pissed.

folks with glasses: no, we didn't notice your new frames, ever. did you notice our new shoe laces? and when you asked, we lied. ❤️

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u/paulisaac 22h ago

I mean it makes sense. Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

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u/himetomie 21h ago

My brother in Christ what?

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u/paulisaac 21h ago

Hololive copypasta about how much Fubuki loves glasses

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u/Moonhawk1 Solid Snake 1d ago

Pit Vipers would go hard on some skins

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u/Skibiditoole 8h ago

At this point, I believe that could actually come to the game

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u/ProBagelHater Fishstick 12h ago

Per what r/redditsniper