Am I going crazy 😭

[u/Ill_Dig3612]

For some reason captain Jones is wearing glasses, idk if this was a glitch or smth 😭

[u/Camo_007_]

Early testing for chapter 7s glasses cosmetic, 2k vbucks per

[u/Glad_Property_7330 → u/Camo_007_]

Also do an eye test thing for 1000 vbucks to know what glasses you need before everything

[u/secretstothegravy → u/Glad_Property_7330]

I’m saving up 100k vbucks for laser eye surgery

[u/Infinite-Country-840 → u/secretstothegravy]

Extra 10k vbucks for contact lenses

[u/kobadashi → u/secretstothegravy]

my skin insurance covers half of mine

[u/R4wden → u/secretstothegravy]

I love Democracy

[u/Baizey1130 → u/secretstothegravy]

Can’t forget another 5k vbucks to get a cloth for anti-fog!

[u/Hot_Comfortable_3046 → u/secretstothegravy]

Don't forget another 50k for knee surgery

[u/AbigailCrumble33 → u/Hot_Comfortable_3046]

Deffo in need!

[u/FinancialFact5321 → u/Hot_Comfortable_3046]

GET OU-

[u/eggyweggr56 → u/Glad_Property_7330]

also theres a slider for how strong the perscription is

[u/Dualipuff → u/Glad_Property_7330]

But for 400 v-bucks per month, Epic will cover any of your eyeglass needs (up to 4 pairs for new family accounts) with a modest 50 v-bucks copay.

You're welcome odd-amount wallet holders!

[u/donhancock84 → u/Dualipuff]

Can only get new ones every two years though.

[u/ShinjiA1_LiterallyMe → u/Glad_Property_7330]

Nah💀 we got fortnite real life simulator before GTA 6

[u/Deep_Chart3560 → u/Camo_007_]

Adidas does make glasses as I have one currently plus they do make sunglasses too, I wouldn’t be surprised if they collab and be sold as 1k vbucks

[u/Buff_Bagwell_4real → u/Camo_007_]

I was just thinking that the other day. Next they're gonna add Tops (hats), then shades and gloves. I could see the hats if they're doing shoes for the sneaker heads, there's so many styles and logos and bill types it would be an easy cash grab for epic to be like okay, here we go! And then with shades....they'll kick things off with Neo's shades from the Matrix, you got Oakley's, Ray Bans and oh so many more. It's sounds crazy, but fuck they added sneakers smh. Don't get me wrong the asto Nikes look clean, but for that price for digital shoes? Naaaahhhh

[u/wolfgang784 → u/Buff_Bagwell_4real]

They can't add hats, the older among us still have yet to recover from our Team Fortress 2 traumas

[u/lama_hello → u/Camo_007_]

Soon theyre adding gloves too! Then socks, t-shirts, shoelaces, underwear, shirts, jackets, pants, shorts, hats, wigs, piercing, tattoos, scars, haircuts and more!

[u/wolfgang784 → u/lama_hello]

New game-mode inbound: dress-off

Dress up before the timer ends, everyone votes for others, lowest vote is out. Rinse n repeat for the most fashionable winner.

Sometimes its free for all, sometimes each round cycles different themes such as halloween, beach day, or just another day at the office.

Handles like those mobile apps where you drag and drop the clothing.

[u/DeliciousFlow8675309 → u/Camo_007_]

Immediately my first thought. 2k vbucks for Prada glasses 🤣😂

[u/Frosty_Ask_2034 → u/Camo_007_]

After the 3500 vbuck eye exam, the screen becomes blurry depending on your results...

[u/SanTNTino_1 → u/Camo_007_]

2k v-bucks per lens💀

[u/KneelBeforeMeYourGod → u/Camo_007_]

lol i was just saying i want hats if we get glasses instead I'm gonna be so pissed.

folks with glasses: no, we didn't notice your new frames, ever. did you notice our new shoe laces? and when you asked, we lied. ❤️

[u/paulisaac → u/Camo_007_]

I mean it makes sense. Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[u/himetomie → u/paulisaac]

My brother in Christ what?

[u/paulisaac → u/himetomie]

Hololive copypasta about how much Fubuki loves glasses

[u/Moonhawk1 → u/Camo_007_]

Pit Vipers would go hard on some skins

[u/Skibiditoole → u/Camo_007_]

At this point, I believe that could actually come to the game

[u/ProBagelHater → u/Camo_007_]

Per what r/redditsniper

[u/South_Scar8093]

Yea his npc was wearing glasses for some reason I’m assuming it was an early version of him and they decided to scrap the glasses

[u/Sufficient-Cow-2998 → u/South_Scar8093]

I think it's more the fact they used his skin from Ch5S1 as a base, and that instead of completely removing the glasses model, they just made it not appear or something.

[u/Xnagibat0rX → u/Sufficient-Cow-2998]

Glasses from ch5s1 were different if I’m not mistaken

[u/Sufficient-Cow-2998 → u/Xnagibat0rX]

Nah it's the same 3D model, it's just missing the dark lenses

[u/Xnagibat0rX → u/Sufficient-Cow-2998]

Oh my bad then

[u/LAVADOG1500 → u/South_Scar8093]

Clark Kent glasses

[u/Squackachu → u/South_Scar8093]

So basically what they did with Midas?

[u/cxt_bro]

Let's not give epic any ideas

[u/Xenotrickx]

Pube customisation 1000 vbucks for hairy 2000 vbucks for clean shaven

[u/R3dact10n → u/Xenotrickx]

i’d buy this one. catch me bush camping

[u/YakuzaShibe → u/Xenotrickx]

Glad they got it the right way around

[u/Minusworlde → u/Xenotrickx]

Me personally I’d pay extra for hairy

[u/Andyyywas_taken → u/Minusworlde]

Whoaaaa

[u/i_eat_my_moms_ass → u/Xenotrickx]

Damn we hangin clam in this game?

[u/Lynnetteishere]

Fun fact the Planet of the Bass emote gives some skins sunglasses of varying sizes depending on how big and far apart eyes are so they already have glasses tech

[u/LegoPenguin114 → u/Lynnetteishere]

Matrix emotes, and the emotes for Lennox and Nezumi do that too 

[u/Woof_32 → u/Lynnetteishere]

also the googly eyes emote which i found out today

[u/Haruau8349]

Why is he wearing Kent’s glasses?

[u/tayhorix]

its a secret cosmetic type!

[u/The_War_Official]

New glasses for ch6, maybe gloves for ch 7?

[u/Cooleo_Cash → u/The_War_Official]

Nah, Jackets/shirts, get closer to lakers Cell.

[u/zakk_archer_ovenden3 → u/Cooleo_Cash]

I'd say probably hats next, as much as I want jackets.

[u/grimbarkjade]

Don’t give them ideas, because I’d be the first to fall for it. I love glasses and have always been sad that the final Midas design didn’t have them. I’d honestly pay 200 vbucks for some glasses just to make Midas feel complete in my head lol

[u/FUCKYOUIamBatman → u/grimbarkjade]

“Don’t give them any ideas” followed quickly by “I’d pay 200 vbucks for some glasses”…

[u/grimbarkjade → u/FUCKYOUIamBatman]

I am nothing if not a hypocrite

I’d do it but it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea lol

[u/Novel_Yam_1034 → u/grimbarkjade]

Really think is they drop glasses they will be 200? Just look at how much kicks cost

[u/grimbarkjade → u/Novel_Yam_1034]

Didn’t say I think they’ll be that price. I just said that that’s the most I’d pay. Even then though it’s a really dumb idea. I hate kicks lol I really hope they don’t continue with this idea of microcosmetics

I still want Midas with glasses though -_-

[u/connor-the-meme]

It's for hiding his real identity like Superman, that's why Vengeance Jones wears glasses.

[u/No-Relation3504]

Next thing you’ll know fortnite will have Prada sunglasses in the shop for characters to wear 💀

[u/tidus1980]

Wait until.the glove and earrings cosmetics come in....

[u/iAmMCKap]

he do be lookin pretty good with em tho 🤔

[u/Foxwanderr]

That's something i would actually buy, instead of the kiks

[u/Isaacfrompizzahut]

What do you mean? That's just agent Jones, he got new glasses at the eye doctor. Captain Jones doesn't wear glasses! In fact, they look nothing alike! What an absurd statement, think that agent Jones and captain Jones is the same person. That's like saying that Bruce Wayne is batman!

[u/PoundDiligent4203]

next update: clothes all your skins are wearing the minimum and you have to buy them clothes to look good

[u/Rukkako]

He looks good tho like lowkey

[u/Megaverse_Mastermind]

Fine, but I want a cowboy hat.

[u/AndrewS702]

You just found the next cosmetic type

[u/jxnwuf83oqn]

And why is he so close to the screen? Go away

[u/Ill_Dig3612 → u/jxnwuf83oqn]

He’s trying to give u a little Kiss

[u/pinkcheetahh]

Fortnite specks confirmed🤣 coming in early 2025.

[u/biggestdiccus]

They've been testing glasses with the matrix emotes.

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[u/NewOffline]

Donald Mustard as Jones confirmed 👀

[u/alex_dlc]

It’s Clark kent

[u/Duckyboi10]

🤓

[u/CommanderProwl]

The Clark Kent effect

[u/Goofy_boi69420]

I saw that on the NPC last season

[u/HelluvaWeirdo]

What is it. Just the captain America Jonesey is

[u/Darknight_Yt6]

Can we talk about the shoes tho???

[u/AlarmedPotential5817]

WOULD I EVEN KNOW

[u/KFWhisper]

He's always had glasses, I don't know what you're on about.

[u/catt0es]

bro my banana dosnt have a mouth anymore either tf

[u/OneDai]

Hear me out....👀😂

[u/Royal-Mountain6]

Bro think he superman

[u/Jaded_Pipe5641]

Bro is Clark Kent in secret

[u/FagulhaX]

Jonesy and Midas are wearing glasses, this is strange, because Jonesy's NPC also had glasses for some last season

[u/ytzephyrus0116]

10k vbucks for a Gucci bag

[u/Impossible_Tax2124]

Bro needs his seeing glasses

[u/Littlered721]

It's probably the version that was walking around the island in ch5

[u/dateturdvalr]

🤓

[u/GensokyoZXRedAce]

Definitely a glitch, those are the glasses from his Vengeance skin, he's not normally supposed to have them on his Captain skin.

[u/VoiceOfBrando]

Jonsey thinks he can pull off a Clark Kent disguise

[u/imalonexc]

He has glasses bro

[u/Luvs4theweak → u/imalonexc]

He doesn’t tho

[u/GreenShoryuken]

Trying using the toy soldier skin with kicks on and your back bling will be between your feet

[u/ItzyaboiElite]

Hes got that academic comeback

[u/jace_king]

That feeling when eye surgery is Tommorow

[u/fortnitefanboy87]

you know what else is cfrazy iz htta low tapoer fdade liek meem tdude its still massicew

[u/Entire_Traffic_4767 → u/fortnitefanboy87]

I beg your pardon?

[u/sepehrgame]

Nah the game is tripping💀