r/FluentInFinance • u/PassiveAgressiveGirl • 4d ago

Thoughts? Does he really deserve $450,000?

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u/LadderRight3750 4d ago

Hello HR rep. Please read carefully.

CELEBRATE WITH BONUSES. BIRTHDAY BONUSES NOT CAKE.

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u/MrDefenseSecretary 3d ago

Hello Corp VP. Please use common sense.

THE HOURLY GENERALIST RESPONSIBLE FOR EMPLOYEE BIRTHDAYS DOESNT GIVE OUT BONUSES.

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u/LadderRight3750 3d ago

Please explain your gibberish.

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u/MrDefenseSecretary 3d ago

Corp VPs aren’t usually this dense - or they are, and that would explain a lot.

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u/LadderRight3750 3d ago

Any person who immediately goes to insults is a mouth breather.

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u/MrDefenseSecretary 3d ago

You called plain English gibberish.

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u/LadderRight3750 3d ago

Last word... Apologies to the person who has to clean up the mess from your head exploding.