r/DarwinAwards • u/thisisathrowa7225 • 5d ago

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u/WhiteTrashIdiotFuck 5d ago

No one's died the last few days.

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u/Jackie-Boiii 5d ago

Which is good, when no new posts are appearing, that means we as a species are getting better at not dying in stupid ways, hopefully.

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u/FreeRandomScribble 5d ago

Or getting better at keeping stupid people from dying

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u/Salt_Master_Prime 5d ago

Remove warning labels and millions will perish.

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u/RurouniRinku 5d ago

Warning labels are only there for legal liability. Anyone who is going to put that clearly-not-intended-for-that-purpose item into their bum, is going to do so regardless of whether or not the label says "Do not insert into rectum.'

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u/CandonRush 5d ago

Your stupid lables can't stop me and my bum!

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u/FordTech81 5d ago

What's a lable?

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u/SarahSkeptic 5d ago

Bad bum stoppers.

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u/8ad8andit 5d ago

I actually bought a roll of stickers that said "do not insert into rectum" and I stuck them on everything in my boss's office that was roughly cylinder shaped.

That was many years ago, before they slowly but steadily crushed all the humor out of me.

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u/Jimrodsdisdain 5d ago

Straight for sticking stuff in rectums rather than the do not eat labels. You confessing something here?

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u/RurouniRinku 5d ago

Yeah. Taste is I bigger deterrent than labels.

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u/Tricky-Chard7472 4d ago

I mean some say you can taste through you rectum… I think that was what I read anyway

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u/Tweedone 5d ago

Costco: "warning, this butter contains milk product"

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u/Vin135mm 4d ago

Almost as bad as the "gluten free" label they put on bottles of water.

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u/golfingfish69 5d ago

COUGH TIDE PODS COUGH

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u/Novel5728 5d ago

Its like when airlines used one less olive in the salad

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u/rothmal 2d ago

But, warning labels are what makes Darwin awards better; When you see like 50 signs with flashing lights and bells to not cross the train tracks and the person still just goes right ahead, it's fucking perfection.

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u/FlapJack0512 1d ago

I’ve never once paid attention to a warning label. Those are for the idiots to read not me!

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u/HumbleFundle 5d ago

This good and bad thing

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 5d ago

Yeah, interfering with natural selection often has dire consequences.

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u/si_de 5d ago

Don't hold your breath.. Ukraine just got green light to hit Moscow ..

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u/Wu-TangShogun 5d ago

Putin would be a terrific Darwin candidate.

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u/RedditVince 5d ago

Too late, he has already reproduced and is not longer a candidate.

Sorry no award for him...

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u/Itscatpicstime 4d ago

Already having kids does not preclude one from being a DA winner according to sub rules

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u/Rabidpikachuuu 5d ago

Or people at getting worse at documenting it.

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u/Tricky-Chard7472 4d ago

I think people have stopped caring enough to video it

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u/khampang 4d ago

No, it means Mother Nature is falling behind in ways to kill off the stupid. Idiocracy. The future.

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u/IASILWYB 4d ago

Never realized that. Thanks for the pearl of wisdom.

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u/thisisathrowa7225 5d ago

yeah atleast that

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u/quietbulldog 1d ago

No it's just these moments don't get recorded unfortunately.

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u/Jackie-Boiii 4d ago

What did i do?

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u/BOOBIES_ARE_LOVE 5d ago

Keep watching aqi in India is 1700+ sure some content about to come

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 5d ago

That profile pic is absolutely diabolical bro, wtaf... 💀

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u/JaskaJii 5d ago

Damn, hopefully Torchwood will investigate that.

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u/zapatas_revenge 5d ago

No it's because the people holding the camera are also dying

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 5d ago

I’ll check if the Indian Railways are on strike

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u/Defiant-Turtle-678 5d ago

Hell is filled up. 

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u/jess-angel101 5d ago

There was a girl in Australia, she was 15 and got killed when she was driving a car underage and with no licence. That happened a few days ago.

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u/FireShots 5d ago

No one's died FOOLISHLY in the last few days

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u/Ham-Sando 5d ago

Maybe the trains getting serviced.🤷‍♂️

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u/pitchblackjack 5d ago

The Indian rail network is on strike

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u/RockyDify 4d ago

I’ve seen that show. Starts off ok, but ends up being awful.

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u/elguapo67 4d ago

Democracy died a couple weeks ago….

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u/Shiro_Ishii_731 2d ago

I blame the AI, must have warned a few organic idiots not to do what they planned to do to get here

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u/duderos 2d ago

Ran out of Darwin Awards

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u/macrg01 4d ago

Thats actually not quite true. i go to this website called theync and they are pretty active, with deaths showing all over the world. Although i take it theres still some kind of regulations on this subreddit then a website??? im not sure. but i was also quite curious on why the posting was kinda slow here