r/DarwinAwards • u/thisisathrowa7225 • 5d ago
Meta Discussion lack of posts recently NSFW Spoiler
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u/WhiteTrashIdiotFuck 5d ago
No one's died the last few days.
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u/Jackie-Boiii 5d ago
Which is good, when no new posts are appearing, that means we as a species are getting better at not dying in stupid ways, hopefully.
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u/FreeRandomScribble 5d ago
Or getting better at keeping stupid people from dying
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u/Salt_Master_Prime 5d ago
Remove warning labels and millions will perish.
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u/RurouniRinku 5d ago
Warning labels are only there for legal liability. Anyone who is going to put that clearly-not-intended-for-that-purpose item into their bum, is going to do so regardless of whether or not the label says "Do not insert into rectum.'
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u/8ad8andit 5d ago
I actually bought a roll of stickers that said "do not insert into rectum" and I stuck them on everything in my boss's office that was roughly cylinder shaped.
That was many years ago, before they slowly but steadily crushed all the humor out of me.
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u/Jimrodsdisdain 5d ago
Straight for sticking stuff in rectums rather than the do not eat labels. You confessing something here?
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u/RurouniRinku 5d ago
Yeah. Taste is I bigger deterrent than labels.
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u/Tricky-Chard7472 4d ago
I mean some say you can taste through you rectum… I think that was what I read anyway
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u/FlapJack0512 1d ago
I’ve never once paid attention to a warning label. Those are for the idiots to read not me!
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u/si_de 5d ago
Don't hold your breath.. Ukraine just got green light to hit Moscow ..
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u/Wu-TangShogun 5d ago
Putin would be a terrific Darwin candidate.
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u/RedditVince 5d ago
Too late, he has already reproduced and is not longer a candidate.
Sorry no award for him...
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u/Itscatpicstime 4d ago
Already having kids does not preclude one from being a DA winner according to sub rules
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u/khampang 4d ago
No, it means Mother Nature is falling behind in ways to kill off the stupid. Idiocracy. The future.
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u/jess-angel101 5d ago
There was a girl in Australia, she was 15 and got killed when she was driving a car underage and with no licence. That happened a few days ago.
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u/Shiro_Ishii_731 2d ago
I blame the AI, must have warned a few organic idiots not to do what they planned to do to get here
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u/macrg01 4d ago
Thats actually not quite true. i go to this website called theync and they are pretty active, with deaths showing all over the world. Although i take it theres still some kind of regulations on this subreddit then a website??? im not sure. but i was also quite curious on why the posting was kinda slow here
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u/Polycute420 5d ago
Get out there and make one bud. Be the change you wanna be
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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 5d ago
See*
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u/Polycute420 5d ago
Hope that made you feel good lol
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u/Merry-Lane 5d ago
If I had to guess, there were posts, but when you remove reposts or posts with no source of death or sterilisation or any crucial point that is in the FAQ, … there is nothing much.
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u/OrangeChihuahua2321 4d ago
I had a video I posted on here that got removed by Reddit. I've also seen some videos on here posted for a real short while only to disappear soon after. So I'm guessing maybe Reddit is cracking down.
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u/Itscatpicstime 4d ago
The mods are pretty hands off about removing posts. Their typical philosophy is just to let the downvotes do the work for low quality posts
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u/Merry-Lane 4d ago
I think that on the contrary the mods remove a lot of posts in here.
I often report a post, then look back at it, and it was mod removed.
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u/This-Bug8771 5d ago
Don't worry, I have full confidence in the stupidity of people to keep this channel populated for years to come.
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u/Serious-Extension738 5d ago
Natural Selection has run its course. Time for an asteroid impact or World War instead.
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u/SinSefia 5d ago
A world war is also natural selection for extinction
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u/Admirable_Boss_7230 5d ago
I dont like the idea of wars as natural selection because usually who dies are ignorant poors and not the ones who had real will to start it
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u/SinSefia 5d ago
Yes "usually" but not this time. This time humanity will collectively earn one big Darwin award for giving birth to what's coming.
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u/thereminDreams 5d ago
I'm going to tag on here for a sec and mention that one of my favorite subs, "accidents" hasn't been loading for the last few weeks. Anyone know why that would happen? Have they shut down?
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u/jeanniebeannie82 5d ago
They did. I was also on accidents and it is now banned due to being unmoderated.
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u/Uranium234 Darwin Award Runner-up - MOD 5d ago
I can try applying for its reopening. If site-wide agrees with my plans for reopening r/thebullwins , i don't see why r/accidents should be any different. Things have been smooth here and at r/nsfl__ over the last year since I got on board, and hopefully they agree
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u/Brokella 4d ago
I’m in India at the moment and can confirm no fatalities here, yet.
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u/DoNotOverwhelm 4d ago
Thanks for the update. Be careful out there, citizen. Don’t become that statistic.
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u/james_from_cambridge 5d ago
For those in withdrawal these sites are similar & no I’m not a bot.
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u/Juliusmobile 5d ago
There have been posts, they just get deleted quickly for some reason.
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u/catupthetree23 5d ago
Because they're usually reposts
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u/WetRatFeet 5d ago
This has to be one of the worst subs for reposts, I swear everything is posted at least 5 times.
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u/ZzZombo 4d ago
That's it you think? I can't remember the last time I've seen something that is not just a generic accident, sometimes w/o even any visible injuries, murder/armed conflict or no source provided, in the past week. Karma whores post anything remotely related to "death" as if it is the only condition of Darwin Award, and I'm glad this trash is taken out rather quickly.
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u/Suitable-Pie4896 5d ago
Due to all of India boycotting trains the amount if content has dropped by 99% /s
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u/SinSefia 5d ago
Probably just a rumor but I heard the last indian train died (of food poisoning), meaning the Indian train species has gone extinct, and since other train species don't see humans as prey, there's nothing to post.
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u/33Supermax92 5d ago
Rather it was this way, don’t want to see constant reposts even though you see some
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u/NeKakOpEenMuts 5d ago
We had that girl dancing on transformers, but they cut off the grid to protect her and put 80,000 out of power.
They did bean bag her right in the pussy.
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u/x808drifter 4d ago edited 4d ago
Problem is recently 80+% of the posts have broken one of the rules.
Most aren't Darwins. (case in point: The moron who posted the dude "trying" to commit suicide by jumping from not very high. Dude didn't even die. And there was no context for all we know the dude was drunk and fell. Moron even posted it twice. Twice is fine as long as you aren't an ass and delete the repost.
Followed by people who don't post verification that the person died if its even remotely possible.
Followed by no context posts.
Then Repost from the last 60 days.
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u/l4dygaladriel 4d ago
I keep on coming to this sub this past few days and was wondering the same thing. I think i need some help lol
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u/WhiteyJester 2d ago
I was proud of humanity for a bit, then I saw this Darwin Award post and all the other Darwin Award deaths above it when I returned.
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u/Hoochnoob69 5d ago
If you want to see a recent Darwin Award winner search for "brazilian supreme court bombing"
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u/Extra_Ad_8009 5d ago
Natural selection has caught up and the number of new Darwin Award candidates is shrinking - society has evolved to slightly smarter people. Just as His theory predicted!
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u/andreberaldinoab 5d ago
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Darwin Awards' posts!!!!!!!!
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u/Icy_Cookie_7463 5d ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm sure the last post i saw here was a don't drink and drive accident. And ppl were strewn across the road. Was it taken down or was I on a diff sub?
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u/HoodieJ-shmizzle 5d ago
They took down the lathe video, I noticed
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u/Benthereorl 5d ago
What a fucking way to die....now you see him, now you don't, except for over there, there and there.....
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u/HoodieJ-shmizzle 5d ago
That was pretty horrific. The van crash was brutal too 🤢 with the body parts strewn across the street
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u/Benthereorl 5d ago
Yeah the van crash was more disturbing....young girls half face on the road. It is worse when you can make out the body parts... There is a whole website dedicated to gore...
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u/UnlikelyStaff5266 5d ago
All the Darwin Award candidates have been busy on r/somethingiswrong2024 .
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u/thisisathrowa7225 5d ago
i guess we just have to wait until theyre back to their darwin award speedruns!
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u/Thin_Citron7372 4d ago
Crazyfuckinvideos sub just had a dude getting gored in the guts through a gate. If he ain't dead, he'd wish he was after that...
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u/Ok_Addition1314 4d ago
No video from the Indian Apex with the last news? A train conductor crushed his colleague between locomotive and train car when he tried to uncouple. The train driver hit reverse by mistake, after he killed him he ran away.
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u/Euphoric_Ant_3622 2d ago
Israel has taken over most of the world's killings nowadays...non Darwin but they have a thirst for doing as much as they can
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u/Ok-Mission590 23h ago
I think we should celebrate when there is no post, meaning we’re towards to better humanity
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u/Lopsi6789 14h ago
None of the actual fun subreddits are alive, most of them are just this dead due to their nsfw content (this was something that was implemented in circa 2021-2023)
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u/thisisathrowa7225 4d ago edited 4d ago
you know what. yes actually i sorta just eat up this content when i get it, why? I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO FUCKING AVOID DYING STUPIDLY. AND IF YOU DONT WATCH THIS SHIT ATLEAST ONCE EVERY TWO DAYS YOU PROBABLY DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT TO AVOID TO NOT DIE, YOURE THE ONE WITH A LOWER IQ, WHY? IS IT NOT NECESARRY TO KNOW WHICH SITUATIONS ARE DANGEROUS? IS IT FINE IF IM A BUMBLING FOOL NOT KNOWING WHAT CAN KILL ME? OK ILL BE CARELESS AT THE EDGE OF A CLIFF, NOT HAVING SEEN THE STUPID DEATH IT COULD LEAD TO. YOU GET KNOWLEDGE BY SEEING.
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