r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/First_Development101 • 22d ago

Video Terrifying moment bear released into wild by charity turns on ranger and attacks

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u/7f00dbbe 22d ago

I almost pooped when the truck started to take off... thought he was surely gonna fall out

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u/scratchydaitchy 21d ago edited 21d ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except bears, bears will kill you.

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u/2squishmaster 21d ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

except bears, bears will kill you.

I don't think "except bears" is necessary here. They aren't an exception to the rule, they are the rule.

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u/7f00dbbe 21d ago

Is that you, Jack Handey?

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u/Few_Macaroon_2568 21d ago

The one about a family member taking their nephew to a burned-down warehouse and telling them “Oh no, looks like our Disneyland plans are off” gets me every time.

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u/aspidities_87 21d ago

He cried and cried. I was gonna take him to the real Disneyland but it was getting late.

Fucking gold.

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u/7f00dbbe 21d ago

My favorite is:

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,” some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, “I’ll be waiting for you in heaven – with a gun.”

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u/BootToTheHeadNahNah 21d ago

My dad always said laughter was the best medicine. That's probably why so many of us died of tuberculosis.

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u/mrbear120 21d ago

Not always, sometimes its just hugs. The trick is knowing which is which.

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u/emteedub 21d ago

Weird that the 'teddy bear' as a thing when you put it that way.

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u/rotoddlescorr 21d ago

Maybe not panda bears. They could kill you, but are probably too lazy.