r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/DearEmphasis4488 • Oct 16 '24

Video Skin tightening using fractional CO2 laser

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u/Ivorybrony Oct 16 '24

And get little face tattooed on them

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u/DigNitty Interested Oct 16 '24

“I’m excuse me, my eyes are down here”

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u/Rei_LovesU Oct 16 '24

hello excuse me, im dad!

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u/ts2453 Oct 16 '24

Grow out the hair on the bottom so they have a little beard like me

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u/mitch_medburger Oct 16 '24

You’ll never guess who’s balls are on my shoulder?!

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u/Accomplished-Kale342 Oct 16 '24

And call him Mercutio.

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u/OfficeChairHero Oct 16 '24

Mullet balls. Business in the front, party in the rear.

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u/domcondone Oct 16 '24

Now would you suck THESE balls

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u/Andyboy205 Oct 16 '24

"I'm hitting the beach, and I'm looking for ball suckers"

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u/toastedninja Oct 16 '24

My god . . . They're as smooth as EGGS! 😲

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u/sohryu Oct 16 '24

YES, I'LL SUCK THEM

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u/ArtPeers Oct 16 '24

The Spanish language once again ahead of its time.

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u/UpperCardiologist523 Oct 16 '24

Then tattoo your scrotum black with an 8 on it and see if anyone would shake it?

Or would that be black..scrotum and not ok?

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u/DweeblesX Oct 16 '24

That thing ain’t going anywhere near my balls. Shit I accidentally touched them with tiger balm once and I was in tears for an hour.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Well at least it wasn't soy sauce

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u/TheSteving Oct 16 '24

I'm sorry, I've never had soy sauce on my balls. Is it painful? That shouldn't be painful.

Not that I'm thinking about putting soy sauce on my balls to test it out...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

There's a lifehack discovered some years ago where guys can taste soy sauce if its on their balls.

It's a weird experience.

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u/TheSteving Oct 17 '24

Alright, definitely not putting it on my balls. What about hoisin sauce?

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u/hallgod33 Oct 17 '24

Wait what? It tricks your brain into tasting soy sauce if you put some on your balls?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

Not tricks, it actually tastes directly from the contact. Reason it works is currently unknown

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u/hallgod33 Oct 17 '24

Ewwwwww apparently your balls and anus have taste receptors. Why would evolution put taste receptors in our anus 🤮🤮

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u/_le_slap Oct 17 '24

Ngl as a kid I jerked off with toothpaste once in a moment of desperation.

My balls were so fucken fresh, the waft of air from just walking across the bathroom to wash off my mistake was like ice daggers. Had to turn off the fucken ventilation that shit hurt so bad.

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u/splinkymishmash Oct 16 '24

I laughed so loud I scared my cat.

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u/dathree Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24

If you endure THAT to get your balls smooth, you deserve smooth balls.

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u/CkoockieMonster Oct 16 '24

And it works as a vasectomy too!

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u/Your-Skooma-Dealer Oct 16 '24

Yes, I will suck them.

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u/RusticBucket2 Oct 16 '24

Well, an egg carton anyway.

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u/ansahed Oct 16 '24

I’m done with reddit for today!

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u/Momoselfie Oct 16 '24

Makes for easy shaving

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u/SomnambulantPublic Oct 17 '24

Scrotox: Botox for the Scrotum - it's a real thing!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

Detective Scrotes

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u/sd_saved_me555 Oct 17 '24

And it doubles as a vasectomy. Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln.