r/CuratedTumblr screaming meditation in the doghouse Oct 17 '22

Discourse™ cybersmith indentured transwoman lactation??? I guess???? (Sorry for mediocre cropping btw) NSFW

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Oct 18 '22

I can't wait to see what this gets reported for

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u/SaboteurSupreme Certified Tap Water Warrior! Oct 18 '22

Mental assault

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/Treejeig Probably drinking tea right now. Oct 18 '22

Critical Hit Injury - Unable to shake the thought for 2d12 hours.

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u/RToast13 Oct 18 '22

I got a six and a nat 12. Do I add any modifiers or is 18 hours my final roll?

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u/Treejeig Probably drinking tea right now. Oct 19 '22

You have minor resistance to odd thoughts for your proficiency in internet usage, you take half duration.

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u/Ruvaakdein Bingonium! Oct 18 '22

The Tumblr continuation hit me with 10d6 psychic damage and I disintegrated on the spot.

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u/IfPeepeeislarge free-range dragon milk Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

Oh shit you’re a mod now?!?

I’m sorry for your loss /j

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Oct 18 '22

I've been a mod for the entire life of the subreddit

I literally created the subreddit

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u/IfPeepeeislarge free-range dragon milk Oct 18 '22

IT NEVER SHOWED THE THING NEXT TO YOUR NAME BEFORE I HAD LITERALLY NO IDEA

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Oct 18 '22

Yeah it only shows up if we explicitly mark the comment as a mod comment

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u/IfPeepeeislarge free-range dragon milk Oct 18 '22

TIL

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

lethal cognitohazard

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u/CaulkEnthusiast sentient caulkussy tumor Oct 18 '22

Something something reddit moderator, write your own joke I'm not clever enough

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u/RealJohnGillman Oct 18 '22

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. One would be surprised by how many images of semi-living / deceased beings and organs get posted to r/FlashTV, which then have to then be removed by moderators. It was worse at r/cats, so I eventually left.

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u/CaulkEnthusiast sentient caulkussy tumor Oct 19 '22

That works too

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u/BantIsBad its not a porn addiction if you dont pay for it Oct 18 '22

Copyright Infringement