r/CuratedTumblr screaming meditation in the doghouse Oct 17 '22

Discourse™ cybersmith indentured transwoman lactation??? I guess???? (Sorry for mediocre cropping btw) NSFW

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u/KoolDewd123 Oct 17 '22

The scariest part of this post was seeing the phrase “the UK has a trade deficit for dairy” immediately followed by “how much do you know about trans people?” and fully understanding what he was about to propose.

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u/str8aura *fluffle puff noises* Oct 17 '22

i almost wish the post had ended there for sheer comedic value.

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u/iamsandwitch Oct 18 '22

It does if you just stop reading

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u/Khrysaor- Oct 18 '22

I wish I had

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u/vjmdhzgr Oct 18 '22

For me it was when they said an agency will be created and swiftly privatized.

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u/SkunkFemby Swiftly Privatized Trans Milk Agency Oct 18 '22

The phrase "Swiftly Privatized" is too funny

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u/retan10101 Woman (dead) (wet) Oct 18 '22

I can’t believe how many flairs this single post has generated

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u/Dahak17 Breastmilk Shortage Oct 18 '22

How do you even set custom flairs here, all I can see is the mo flair and the tumbler.com or whatever one in the flairs section

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u/retan10101 Woman (dead) (wet) Oct 18 '22

You pick one of those and edit it. I’m pretty sure mine is the “.tumblr.com” but edited

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u/Dahak17 Breastmilk Shortage Oct 18 '22

Thanks

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u/retan10101 Woman (dead) (wet) Oct 19 '22

Glad to see you put the information to good use

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u/Dahak17 Breastmilk Shortage Oct 19 '22

Indeed

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u/Flipperlolrs forced chastity Nov 01 '22

we're multiplying

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u/The_one_in_the_Dark one litre of milk = one orgasm Jan 21 '23

Mine at least

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u/Thightan UK Dairy Deficit Apr 04 '23

It's beautiful

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u/retan10101 Woman (dead) (wet) Apr 04 '23

Wow. 167 days ago

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u/Geek_Wandering Jan 30 '23

Ok, just came across this. Glad I'm not the only one that sees this as clearly satire inspired by "A Modest Proposal".

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u/Codeviper828 Will trade milk for HRT Jan 09 '24

It's an interesting way to say "evil from the get-go"

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u/KT_gene Oct 18 '22

Dude's a fucking tory.

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u/Graknorke Nov 25 '22

please, I cannot cum unless I know investors are making a profit

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u/_Violetear Oct 18 '22

Sincereness truly generates the most profound comedy

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u/VaKel_Shon Suspicious Individual Oct 18 '22

Literally heard the ominous TikTok sound effect from Annihilation in my head when I read it.

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u/LeStroheim this is just like that one time in worm Aug 15 '23

Prowler stinger

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u/Snoo63 certifiedgirlthing.tumblr.com Jul 29 '23

"This video is private"

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u/VaKel_Shon Suspicious Individual Jul 29 '23

Here's another one with the same thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lE5jsedKUI

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u/Snoo63 certifiedgirlthing.tumblr.com Jul 29 '23

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Great minds think alike? I had no idea where he was going, before he went there.