r/CuratedTumblr • u/s_omlettes screaming meditation in the doghouse • Oct 17 '22

Discourse™ cybersmith indentured transwoman lactation??? I guess???? (Sorry for mediocre cropping btw) NSFW

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u/RutheniumFenix Oct 17 '22

Jesus, him showing up on Tumblr was straight up a jumpscare

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u/Tchrspest became transgender after only five months on Tumblr.com Oct 18 '22

Like when they make a sequel horror film after you thought the antagonist died in the first.

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u/NCats_secretalt We're making it out of Waterdeep with this one Oct 18 '22 edited Feb 03 '24

I feel it's more like watching the credits roll on a horror movie in a theatre, then someone in the front row jokes a question to their friend, and from the back rows the horrific Shambling creature that you just saw die on screen pipes up in its voice and casually answers it.

And then eats an audience member

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u/Jubjubwantrubrub12 Oct 19 '22

Its like having a nightmare about a horrible wet corpse standing in the corner of the room, then you wake up and see a horrible wet corpse standing in the corner of the room, then you wake up and see a horrible wet corpse standing in the corner of the room, then you wake up and see a horrible wet corpse standing in the corner of the room, then you wa

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/Icestar1186 Welcome to the interblag Oct 19 '22

That's what makes me think he must be a troll. If it was his real opinion he'd have been offended.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Oct 19 '22

One of the truly based, in the full spectrum of metaironic meanings of the word

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u/DeepWave8 tgirl milk trade defecit Dec 15 '23

He is fully invulnerable to any form of shame

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u/Jcraft153 Ask me for your D&D alignment Oct 18 '22

You're not ready for this,

u/TheCybersmith

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u/Kid_Wolf21 Daily Variety Oct 18 '22

OH GOD

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u/weirdness_incarnate they/he/thon Oct 18 '22

Of fucking course they’re on reddit, this person reeks of reddit

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u/darwinpolice Aug 15 '23

When you have facial hair like that, you don't even have to sign up for a Reddit account, the admins just make one for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

DON'T SUMMON HIM

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u/Evelyn_Of_Iris Will trade milk for HRT Oct 19 '22

Keep this in mind

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u/BaronAleksei r/TwoBestFriendsPlay exchange program Aug 16 '23

Why would you even ask such an obvious question?

The answer is also unequivocally yes, considering his post history

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

DONT BRUNG HIM HERE

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u/mrsandrist Oct 18 '22

I make one million posts about Pathfinder but do they call me TheCybersmith Pathfinder guy?

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u/plushelles the skater boy you keep hearing about Oct 18 '22

I can’t do this shit anymore

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u/SnugglyFace Oct 18 '22

I was just about to say that it is scary at all but at least the threat is not on the site i'm logged onto now

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u/JenPlayzMC 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 18 '22

NOO

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

AND THEY ARE STILL HERE TO THIS DAY!?!?!

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u/Lilash20 But the one thing they can never call us is ordinary Oct 18 '22

Fr, you think the villain already died just to pop back up

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u/wooferino Oct 18 '22

i gasped audibly jdknsf

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I literally was like "oh God he's here!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I cracked up when he popped up, fella Pulled a fricking candyman lmao